It is said that no one is a good boy. (This book is organized and published by www.xiazailou())
Everyone has lived through that period more or less, it’s just that some people show it and some people hide it. That is the difference between bright and dark.
Song Shuhang is a little mature. That period came and went faster.
So when I was in the second grade of junior high school, the boys around were still stuck in the dream of martial arts, superman, and fairy, waving the eighteen palms of subduing dragons all day, and transforming into superman. However, Shuhang had already given up any hope for these.
The laws of physics in this world are so precise that it is impossible for a human being to leap three stories high; to slap a golden dragon with his palms; to fly while wearing underwear!
However, he still likes Xianxia novels, Superman movies and the like. Maybe deep down he still hopes that one day Superman, Alien, Immortal, etc. can appear in front of him?
I know it’s impossible, but I look forward to it inexplicably. This is a unique talent of human beings, right?
Song Shuhang closed the group chat window with a smile, but he did not leave the group.
He feels that the people in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group are very interesting. The chat records in the group that make people feel shy just by looking at them are surprisingly interesting from the perspective of a bystander – so in the group Before the main kick, he was going to dive first and look at all kinds of interesting chat records to pass his time when he was bored.
On the computer screen, the movie continues, as if it were a horror movie. All kinds of thriller plot layers are not interrupted. This film is the pinnacle of genius horror film directors. It is said that many uncle-level characters have been scared to cry, and many people said that they were too scared to go to the toilet alone.
Unfortunately, Song Shuhang still didn’t feel anything scary. After pulling back the progress bar and watching it for a while, he yawned again and slowly changed from a sitting position to a lying position, and his eyelids became heavier and heavier…
Would the genius director cry if he knew that his movie had only this effect?
Bewildered, Song Shuhang had a sweet dream.
It’s a very cool dream, beautiful drops. There are immortals, there are supermen, and there are all kinds of fairyland.
Longevity and happiness, moving mountains and seas, fighting swords in the world, this is the dream of many people throughout the ages? It’s just that with age, reality shatters dreams, and people can only hide their dreams in their hearts and stop thinking about them.
A dream is a dream after all…
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The next day, Tuesday, May 21, at 1:00 am.
In the chat group, the group owner, True Monarch Huangshan finally went online.
As soon as he came up, Beihe Loose Cultivator asked: “True Monarch, who was the one you added yesterday called ‘Book Mountain’s Stressful’? Where did he practice?”
“The person who joined yesterday? Didn’t you communicate with her? That is the daughter of an old friend of this deity who was born in this era. She seems to have good aptitude. At a young age, she is already at the peak of third-rank acquired, and will soon enter fourth-rank. It’s innate, it’s amazing.” True Monarch Huangshan laughed and replied.
I was only born in this era, so the age is estimated to be less than forty? This age is already the peak of the third-rank acquired day, and he is indeed a genius. Beihe Loose Cultivator nodded secretly, but the Taoist name taken by the other party was still very strange. No matter how you look at it, ‘Book Mountain is under great pressure’ doesn’t feel like a Taoist number.
Beijing Sanren was still thinking about it, but Zhenjun Huangshan suddenly said: “Huh? The name of this deity’s old friend’s daughter is not called ‘Book Mountain is under great pressure’. Damn, this book mountain is under great pressure. Is it a stupid thing?”
“…” True Monarch Huangshan was embarrassed.
It’s not a gimmick, it’s the unknown human you added yesterday.
He asked tentatively: “True Monarch, you are not adding the wrong person, are you?”
“Wait for this deity to see.”
A moment later.
The True Monarch Huangshan posted a series of cold sweat emojis in the group: “Damn, it’s really wrong. The number is only one digit away from the middle, and the deity lost 8 to 9. I didn’t expect this deity to do this. Big mistake.”
Beihe Sanren laughed and said, “Let me just say, no matter how much they integrate into modern society, no one will set their Dao name as ‘Book Mountain is under great pressure’.”
True Monarch Huangshan continued to send a series of cold sweat emojis.
Then he hurriedly moved his friend’s daughter back into the group.
Group message prompt: ‘Lingdie Island Feather Soft’ has joined the Jiuzhou No. 1 group.
This name is in line with the style of Jiuzhou No. 1 group, and a strong Xianxia atmosphere is blowing. That book mountain’s stressful name is definitely a strange thing mixed in.
As soon as the newcomer joined, Mad Saber Three Waves immediately appeared: “Yo, the new Taoist friend is a fairy, take a picture and report the measurements! If you are beautiful, will you make an appointment?”
Three waves of Crazy Blade dived for a long time – although he is a goldfish, his memory is longer than three seconds after all. He had been reminded yesterday, so in order to avoid being a big senior, he carefully dived to observe the situation today.
After listening to True Monarch Huangshan saying that the newly added fairy is the daughter of a friend, and her cultivation level is rank three acquired, Mad Saber Three Waves is relieved. Not a ‘senior’ level character, he can tease him as much as he likes, and enjoy his mouth.
There are very few newcomers in this group, and he is ruthless.
As soon as Sanlang opened his mouth, True Monarch Huangshan suddenly turned black.
“…” Lingdie Island Soft Feather typed in a string of colons, and then faintly sent another sentence: “Because it’s not early, the old man’s daughter has already meditated and practiced on time. Her number is temporarily because the old man is hanging up. Waiting for the Huangshan Daoist friends to join the group. Cough…I have heard that the Sanlang Daoist friends in the Jiuzhou group are suave and suave. If you can speak well, it is better to see it once. Sanlang Daoist friend, this old man appreciates you, and will invite you to drink another day.”
The Three Waves of Mad Saber was suddenly embarrassed, and the girl molested but met the girl’s father. There is nothing more shameful in this world. He really wanted to find a hole to dig into.
Fortunately, this senior seems to be easy-going, and he brought this matter with a single sentence.
Then, the senior greeted everyone online in the group, and asked everyone to take care of their daughters in the future. Then, went diving and hung up.
Seeing the senior left, Kuangdao Sanlang heaved a sigh of relief and said cheerfully: “Fortunately, it seems that this senior is not someone who can’t make jokes. Maybe there will be a chance to be with Miss Yurouzi. I’ll have a chat.”
“…” True Monarch Yellow Mountain.
“…” Northern River Loose People.
The pharmacist is rare again. He is a man who cherishes words like gold. He usually rarely speaks out, but this time he rarely typed four words: “Seek more happiness.”
“?” Sanlang was puzzled.
But the pharmacist who cherishes words like gold obviously won’t explain more.
“Look at the prefix of the new Human Dao.” Beihe Sanren explained that if you don’t die, you won’t die. Why does Brother Sanlang never understand this?
“Prefix? Spirit Butterfly Island?” Mad Saber Three Waves didn’t seem to have reacted.
“Yes, Spirit Butterfly Island! Plus it’s a senior, didn’t you think of anyone?” Beihe Loose Cultivator reminded.
After a while, Mad Saber Sanlang suddenly realized, and swiped a string of ‘kneeling’ emojis in the group: “Is that the needle that cares about Venerable Spirit Butterfly?”
Spiritual Spirit Butterfly is a powerful senior. He is good at everything, upright and chivalrous… He just likes to negotiate with people about all kinds of trivial matters, and he has reached the pinnacle on the road of negotiating. Others are caring, but he is already caring about the needles!
The corners of Beihe Sanren’s mouth twitched: “I didn’t remind you that much!”
True Monarch Huangshan sighed, he couldn’t stand it any longer: “Sanlang, my old friend just hangs up, but he’s not offline yet.”
That means… the chat history may be viewed.
No, it will definitely be seen!
True Monarch Huangshan really can’t watch Sanlang continue to die, and after all, he is also a junior in his own group.
“I wipe, I’m done.” Mad Saber Three Waves seemed to see the future in the near future. Immortal Spirit Butterfly came to visit, and then tortured him in various scenes. His eyes were wet again, and this time he seemed to have gotten into a more troublesome senior?
Three waves suddenly screamed: “True Monarch, please help me to intercede!”
True Monarch Yellow Mountain gave a cold back expression.
People in the group ignored the dog-like barking of the Three Waves and calmly changed the subject.
North River Loose People asked the group leader: “True Monarch, how can we solve the ‘book mountain’s pressure’?”
Su Clan’s Qi said: “Do you want to be kicked out? After all, he is just an ordinary person, and it is not easy to participate in the chat between us.”
“Cough, since it was mistakenly added by the deity, it is also a kind of fate. Let the deity count a hexagram and see how to deal with it.” True Monarch Huangshan replied – mainly because he suddenly added the other party. Qun, now he just kicks, isn’t he very embarrassed?
So at least count it as a pretense, use it as an excuse, and then kick people out.
In this way, it shows that you are tall and powerful.
Secondly, not long ago, he suddenly became very interested in divination and arithmetic. After studying for a month, his forehand was very itchy. Before doing anything, I like to make a guess.
After speaking, he started a hexagram with a copy of “Tang Poems and Song Ci” beside him, reached out and flipped it, and ran the secret divination technique. The power in the dark draws out a poem and forms a hexagram.
This time, the hexagrams went very smoothly. Since Huangshan Zhenjun learned the hexagram technique by himself, it was the first time that the hexagrams had such a feeling!
He looked at the result of the hexagram with a look of joy.
Then…
The True Monarch Huangshan’s face sinks like water.
True Monarch Huangshan’s face turned stinky.
Look at the hexagram image: in the sky, I would like to be a winged bird, and in the ground, I would like to be a connecting branch.
In my impression, this poem was written by a poet named Bai Juyi in the Tang Dynasty. It is very classic. Later, it was often quoted to describe love?
Suddenly, True Monarch Huangshan felt that his whole person was not well.
Your sister, Biyibird, and Lianlizhi! If you are willing to be connected with the branch, it is better for the deity to hang on the southeast branch!
Could it be that the dignified True Monarch Huangshan is going to perform a life-threatening and earth-shattering love with the male ‘Book Mountain Pressure’? This can’t help but remind him of Long Yangjun during the Warring States Period of China – he suddenly felt as if he had swallowed a cockroach, which was extremely disgusting.
“This must be because the deity’s hexagram skills are not enough. After all, I have only learned the hexagram for a month… so the deity should calculate another hexagram! Yes, it must be the case!” Power once again flipped “Tang Poems and Song Ci”.
Another verse was extracted.
This time, the hexagram secret technique is running super smoothly, and True Monarch Huangshan feels good about himself.
He looks at the hexagram.
Then…
Zhen Jun’s face turned pale.
The hexagram image: “If the two loves last for a long time, how can they be in the morning and evening!”
Twilight your uncle!
“This deity really doesn’t believe in evil!” True Monarch Huangshan started again.
This time it feels even better. True Monarch Huangshan feels that his hexagrams have reached the pinnacle at this moment!
This time, it’s a must!
He looked down at the hexagram: “Suddenly looking back, that person is there, where the lights are dim.”
“…”
“Take a deep breath, take a deep breath.” The True Monarch Huangshan calmly closed the poems of Tang and Song Dynasties, and looked at the sky melancholy at a forty-five-degree angle – what a melancholy feeling!
Then, Zhenjun calmly shredded the hardcover version of Tang Poems and Song Poems in his hand~IndoMTL.com~ while tearing up, he nodded vigorously: “This deity really has no talent in divination, and is not born to be a divination teacher. Therefore, this deity is considered The hexagrams that come out are definitely wrong!”
He threw the shredded Tang and Song Poems aside, and even swore in his heart that he would never make cheap fortune-telling again!
The fragments of the hardcover poems were thrown aside, and the real monarch typed in the group: “That mountain of books is under a lot of pressure… let’s keep it for now. The deity just did a calculation and found that he has a relationship with the deity, and will join him in the group. The group is not accidental, but inevitable! What happens in the future depends on his own creation.”
The real monarch used various hexagram-related vocabulary to prevaricate, and as for the result of the hexagram, even if he was killed, he would never reveal half a word!
Damn, even if there is a fate, it must be a bad fate!
“Let’s keep it then, anyway, it is estimated that he will quit the group soon. What is the result of Zhenjun’s hexagram image?” Beihe Loose People have heard that Zhenjun is studying hexagrams, so they are very curious about this senior’s calculation what.
“…” True Monarch Huangshan: “Well, you guys continue to talk, I’m in a hurry.”
After he finished speaking, he quickly went offline, leaving behind a blank-faced Beihe Sanren.