Cultivation Chat Group Chapter 1: The True Monarch of Huangshan Mountain and No. 1 Group of 9 Continents

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Monday, May 20, 2019. (Please keep in mind free novels)

The end of spring and the summer solstice.

This season, the temperature difference between day and night in the Jiangnan District becomes very large. In the daytime, he wears his shorts to become a hot dog; at night, he has to huddle in the bed and freeze into a cold bird.

Jiangnan University Town.

It’s 2:13 p.m., which is when students are in class. Song Shuhang stayed alone in the dormitory, and the computer desk was pulled to the side of the bed so that he could watch movies in various positions.

Song Shuhang has no hobby of skipping classes – the weather was sultry in the middle of the night last night, and in his sleep, he used the trick ‘Double Dragon Goes to the Sea’ and kicked the quilt. In the second half of the night, the temperature dropped sharply. Song Shuhang, who only had a pair of short pants all over his body, was suddenly forced. In his sleep, he groped his hands on the bed, searching for something, but couldn’t find the quilt. In the end, he only shrank into the shape of a shriveled shrimp, shivering under the power of the midnight cold wind.

When the sun rises, Song Shuhang has become a member of the seasonal cold army.

The roommate has asked for a day off from today’s class for him.

Then, he took cold medicine and slept till now.

The high fever has subsided, but my body is still a little weak. In this state, I can’t go to class at all. Therefore, he can only stay alone in the dormitory and watch movies boringly.

On the screen, the progress bar of the movie is slowly advancing. But Song Shuhang didn’t read the content of the movie at all.

“Is the effect of the medicine over, so sleepy.” He yawned, feeling a little heavy on his eyelids.

‘DiDi~’ At this moment, the chat software in the lower right corner of the computer jumped.

This is a reminder that someone has added him as a friend or joined a group.

“Who added me?” Song Shuhang murmured. He reached out and tapped the lower right corner of the computer’s touch screen, and a prompt message popped up.

[The True Monarch of Yellow Mountain () requests to add you as a friend. ] Additional message: None.

The True Monarch of Mount Huangshan? Who is this weird nickname?

“Is it a classmate in the class?” Song Shuhang secretly asked, thinking in his mind of those guys in the class who had already gone to college but were still in their youthful fantasy stage. If it was them, it would indeed have such a strange nickname.

Thinking of this, he clicked ‘agree’.

Next, another system message pops up.

[True Monarch Yellow Mountain invites you to join the group ‘Jiuzhou No. 1 Group’, do you agree? ]

Song Shuhang continued to press Agree.

‘Book Mountain is under great pressure’ and agreed to join the ‘Jiuzhou No. 1 Group’.

[You have agreed to join the group, say hi to the group! ] Also comes with a system smiley.

Chat tools are becoming more and more user-friendly these days.

After a series of prompts popped up, Song Shuhang agreed to close the prompt and group chat window – he is drowsy now, how can he have the energy to care what group he has joined?

Anyway, his group setting has always been ‘no message, only the number is displayed’, chats in the group will not pop up to disturb him, only the number of chats will be displayed after the group.

When he is more awake, he can go through the chat history to know what group he has joined, and the chat history of the members in the group will not be lost.

The eyes are getting heavier…

The progress bar of the movie was still advancing tenaciously, but Song Shuhang’s consciousness became more and more blurred.

**********

In the Jiuzhou No. 1 group, after seeing new people join, there are diving members in the group.

North River Loose Cultivator: “Has Zhenjun Huangshan added a new Taoist friend? It’s been more than a year since you’ve added a new person?”

Another id ‘Su Clan’s Qi’ quickly replied: “A new Taoist friend? Which region of China is the Taoist friend from? Which cave dwelling is he practicing in? What is the Taoist name?

With this series of questions, I always feel that something is wrong?

About the same time, a pop-up message with the id of Mad Saber Three Waves: “The gender of the new Taoist friend? Is it a fairy? If yes, report the measurements and take a photo!”

Several people in the group twitched when they saw the news of Su Clan’s Qi and Mad Saber Three Waves.

“Brother Sanlang, are you really a goldfish?” Beihe Sanren sighed, “Don’t kill yourself again, what if the True Monarch of Huangshan adds another senior in?”

This guy is good at everything. He is affectionate, righteous, and helpful, so his popularity is good.

It’s just that this guy’s luck is so low that it’s outrageous. Every time he can’t help but die unexpectedly, it’s always the senior who offends him. These seniors who are idle and hurt are worried that they have no fun, and naturally they are very happy to toss the fun that is delivered to the door.

“I beg you not to mention the words ‘Senior’, there is a shadow in my heart.” Mad Saber Sanlang sent a row of ‘tearful’ emojis.

Four years ago, he offended a beautiful “senior” with this rude mouth, and he was tossed badly… That big senior tossed him for a whole year and four months. You heard that right, it’s a full year and four months! Thinking of those inhuman years, his eyes were wet.

As soon as Sanlangcai finished speaking, the group burst into smirks one after another—undisguised, straightforward gloating.

There are eight people in the group who show their online status, and six of them pop up with a row of smiling faces.

“You schadenfreude guys, I will remember each of you, don’t let me meet you, or I must let you taste the suffering of the seventy-two fast knives!” Crazy Blade The three waves said bitterly. He is very confident in his own sharp knife, and none of the six guys who laughed wickedly just now are his opponents.

Three Waves of Crazy Blade has just finished speaking.

In the group, another smirk emoji popped up, belonging to Su Clan’s Qi.

Then Su Clan’s Qi was very excited: “When will you duel?”

Obviously, Su Clan’s Qi didn’t mean to gloat in misfortune – he just wanted to find someone to fight.

“…” Mad Saber Three Waves wilted suddenly.

Because he can’t beat Ah Qi!

He has a profound cultivation base, and has reached the stage of the 5th rank Spirit Queen. He is only two steps away from the 6th rank Lingjun, but he can’t beat Ah Qi.

His seventy-two swordsmanship is fast and ruthless, and he also has lightning-fast movement, but he can’t beat Ah Qi.

He is known as the Crazy Saber. When he gets crazy, he is afraid of himself, but he can’t beat Ah Qi!

When the people in the group saw that the three waves were wilted, they had another string of unbridled smiling faces.

“…” This time, Mad Saber Three Waves could only send a series of colons in frustration.

People in the group were making noise for a long time, but they didn’t see the newcomer making a sound, and they were a little puzzled.

“The new Daoist friend is silent?” Beihe Sanren asked aloud.

Unfortunately, because of the efficacy of the cold medicine, Song Shuhang had already fallen asleep again.

At this time, Su Clan’s Qi happily sent a message: “I read it, the new Taoist friend is called ‘Book Mountain is under great pressure’. Have you ever heard of a master called this Taoist number? This Taoist number It sounds like a Confucian practitioner? It’s really exciting! Over the years, the Confucian practitioners have lived in seclusion and can’t find them. I haven’t beaten them for nearly a hundred years! In retrospect, Confucianism The practitioners of the door are even better at fighting than the Buddhists. Not only are they rude, but their fists are hard enough. And when they are in the mood, they will sing poems to cheer up the fun, which is even more exciting! I like to beat them the most.”

“A-Qi, I said, your expectations for your new fellow Taoist are always whether you can fight well or not, and whether the fight is good or not?” Mad Saber Three Waves said with a tearful expression. This is simply bullying, isn’t it? !

“Uh.” Su Shi’s Qi was a little embarrassed.

Beihe Sanren said with a wicked smile, “Could he be another ‘big senior’ who doesn’t know how to use chat tools?”

When he said this, everyone felt that this scene was very visual?

Yes, almost four years ago, it seems that there was a senior who came out of the retreat after more than 100 years of retreat. He also managed to get on the chat software and was joined by the Yellow Mountain True Monarch. But because he can’t type, he didn’t speak.

Then, a guy named Kuangdao Sanlang was very happy to talk in front of this senior, and asked the senior to report the measurements, asked her to send ****, and asked for voice chat or something.

And then…a few days later, Mad Saber Three Waves saw this senior with his own eyes. That is a very beautiful senior, as dazzling and beautiful as the bright moon in the night sky.

After that, this beautiful senior tossed the Three Waves of Mad Saber for a whole year and four months before leaving with satisfaction.

Three Waves of Mad Saber knelt down immediately.

“Huangshan?” At this time, an id named ‘Pharmacist’ spoke.

Inexplicable short message with no beginning and no end.

Fortunately, the people in the group have long been used to the pharmacist’s brief chat habits-he is asking the group owner, where is the true monarch of Mount Huangshan?

The short speech is not because the pharmacist is noble and arrogant, but because he uses the two-finger Zen and handwriting to type, and the speed is very slow. When there are many words, it is easy to make mistakes, and it is extremely painful to delete and write. Therefore, pharmacists are used to speaking as short or as short as possible. Over time, it has become the current way of communication.

“He went offline as soon as he added someone. I heard that the precious demon dog in his family ran away from home again, and Zhenjun Huangshan went after him again. It’s not easy to deal with that precious demon dog. Now Zhenjun It must be very busy, it is rare to find time to be online and add people.” Beihe Loose Cultivator replied.

“…” Pharmacist.

“Then we can only chat after the new daoist learns to use the chat tool.” Su Clan’s Qi sighed. They are all preconceived and think that the new joiners are also like-minded people.

Seeing that there was no response from the new Taoist friends, the few people online were not having fun, and they all dived.

**********

About an hour later, Song Shuhang woke up slightly.

“Remember that someone joined my group just now, it seems to be called the Jiuzhou No. 1 group?” He muttered in a low voice.

What kind of group is it?

Soon, the chat log from an hour ago appeared in front of him.

Song Shuhang probably visited it once.

Friends? Dongfu? How many grades do you cultivate?

Anyone else? Your Majesty? This seat? Chasing the big demon dog?

Special vocabulary in various Xianxia novels.

The way the people in the group chat and talk is also interesting – half ancient, half white. It gives the impression that modern people are trying to communicate in ancient languages, but because of their unsatisfactory skills in ancient writing, the way of communication is very awkward.

“Hey~~” Song Shuhang laughed out loud.

It looks like this is a group created by Xianxia lovers?

Oh no~IndoMTL.com~ This is definitely not an ordinary group of Xianxia fans!

Everyone in the group has given themselves a Taoist name, and the place where they live should be called Dongfu. The lost pet dog of the group owner should be described as a big demon dog running away from home. There are people who claim that they haven’t beaten Confucianism practitioners for hundreds of years, that is to say, that person claims to have lived for hundreds of years?

Just looking at these chats makes me feel ashamed.

“This kind of obsession has reached the level of the second-grade disease, and it is the second-grade fairy with Chinese characteristics.” Song Shuhang nodded secretly.

It looks like this is a concentration camp for Xianxia secondary patients!

This is his first impression of the ‘Jiuzhou No. 1 Group’ and its members.

But why did you add him to the group?

He looked at the profile of the group owner, Zhenjun Huangshan. He was not his classmate, and he certainly didn’t know him.

Is it a mistake?

       

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