This Lord is Everywhere Chapter 1: Dead but not stiff

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Lin You is dead.

Death is not very pretty.

If you respect the facts and remove the embellishments, your death will be extremely tragic——

His body was hit by a speeding Rolls-Royce Phantom five minutes ago, and his body was smashed into pieces. He could have left a whole body, but the luxury car had a grudge against him. After knocking him into the air, he slammed onto him again, dragging him for more than ten meters before stopping.

Although Lin You died at the moment of being knocked into the air, and basically did not suffer much pain, but seeing his body being ruined like this, Lin You couldn’t help but curse the one who crushed him to death People are going to die.

It’s just disappointing that the Rolls-Royce Phantom is really a ‘tall and strong’ existence. Even if it directly crashed into a glass wall, it was only the front of the car that was damaged, and the driver in the car was not injured. hang.

Then Lin You looked at the driver in the car with a bit of resentment, stumbling out and getting out with blood on his head. The man was about 1.85 meters tall and had a pretty good figure. The rolled up sleeves exposed his powerful arms. The pale complexion and firm muscles made Lin You more resentful.

[I’m about to die and I don’t call 120 first aid. Coming out by myself is the rhythm of death. 】Lin You floated above the man’s head in a wandering spirit state, shaking his head and despising the man’s IQ in his heart.

Just a few seconds later, when the expensive Rolls-Royce exploded for unknown reasons, Lin You, who was hit by a wandering soul, was stunned for a long time, and decided to look at this **** guy with admiration. This IQ is only a little worse than him!

If this guy in front of him is the chief culprit who killed Lin You, even if Lin You didn’t have the extreme anger of killing his whole family and digging up his ancestor’s grave, he would still want to punch and kick this man and greet his ancestors. But at this moment, apart from lamenting that he was dead without a whole body, Lin You’s mood was indeed quite stable.

This precipice is not due to Lin You’s brain problems.

But Lin You knew that he would definitely die today. (…)

Cough. Lin You is not a magic stick.

However, Lin You’s parents, grandparents, and grandparents are all gods.

When Lin You was born, his brother-in-law, known as a “genius who will never be born in a century”, divination to him said that Lin You would die when he was 25 years old.

At that time, Lin You was still a child who only knew how to nurse, so he couldn’t express his disbelief, and his whole family believed in it, so what Lin You heard most from childhood was: “I’m a hard-working man. Baby! Why can’t you live past 25?!”

Lin You was annoyed by this.

Although his young master has always believed in the credo of ‘my fate is up to me’, anyone who grew up watching their relatives are catching ghosts, watching feng shui, divination and fortune-telling is forced to watch twenty-five Years, he couldn’t help but not believe it. However, even though he already believed in this in his heart…but on the bright side, the young master said——even if I can really see all kinds of Piao Piao, I know a little bit of Feng Shui and can do a little bit of divination, but! As long as the young master doesn’t admit it, these crooked ways won’t exist! !

Lin You’s idealism has always been used very well, so no matter how much his family members abused him and talked about him learning metaphysics in front of him every day, he resisted the temptation and lived a healthy life until he was twenty-five years old—— He also graduated from the Institute of Science and Technology, studying how to use science to explain all non-scientific problems.

But today, that is, on April 1st, no matter how calm Lin You was, she was still a little nervous.

Today is his twenty-fifth birthday, if the divination of his wizard uncle is true, then he will die today. So Lin You planned to be cautious today and mobilize all senses to deal with all emergencies.

He dodged potted plants that fell from the sky, jumped over a large pit that suddenly fell into the ground, and even overturned a villain who was trying to rob him with a knife. He managed to stay until midnight. Just as he was about to take a breath to despise his uncle’s magic stick, he was hit and killed by a speeding car that was definitely not supposed to appear in the middle of the night and was speeding over 200 yards.

After Lin You became a wandering soul, he was stunned for a while, then wiped his face. [Young master is really annoying! 】

So, after Lin You died, Lin You said after his death that he was very calm. If he can escape the first day of the junior high school but not the fifteenth day, let him die. In his next life, he must be reborn into a family of godless sticks!

What makes Lin You a little uneasy is that it has been almost half an hour now, why is there no ghost messenger who came to collect the soul? Moreover, it shouldn’t be his illusion, why does he feel that he is being dragged away? !

Lin You was agitated, controlling himself to move forward, backward, left, right, up, down, and then found that he seemed to be unable to go any further when he reached a certain distance, and that distance…

Lin You looked around, and finally fixed on the only living creature on the road in the middle of the night.

Five minutes later, Lin You rolled his eyes fiercely when he saw that he was forced to move a distance of five meters and the distance that the living creature staggered.

Damn it, is it because this guy hit him to death that he has to become a ghost entangled with this person and can only follow him? ! Still let people live? Although Grandpa is dead now!

Lin You angrily floated in front of this man, punching and kicking him. The man shook his body, thumped and fell to the ground.

Lin You: 【…Don’t think that the young master doesn’t know that you are pretending to be dizzy! 】

Before Mu Yanxiao finally exhausted his strength and passed out, besides remembering the subordinate who betrayed him in an extremely gloomy manner, he also felt inexplicably that he seemed to see someone dancing in front of him… Forget it, for sure is hallucination.

“Heh… pray for me to die, cough… If I don’t die, you will definitely let me die!”

Lin humorously watched the person who had just said harsh words lying on the ground like a rag, and couldn’t help but silently despise this person again. What’s the use of talking about being cruel? The young master had played ruthless at home for more than 20 years before, but he didn’t become ruthless in the end.

jingle bell jingle bell . . .

Suddenly, the dirty cell phone rang, and Lin You was startled, and then looked at the cell phone that fell on the ground with a tangled expression. After a few seconds, Lin You decided not to answer the phone and just let it ring. Maybe if this guy dies, he will be able to reincarnate freely.

Ten seconds later, the phone answered automatically!

Lin You: [Damn it! I can’t even ignore you if I want to! The function of automatic answering is really used by fools? ! 】

Anxious and somewhat old voice came from the phone: “Yan Xiao? Yan Xiao?! Where are you? Why haven’t you come back yet? Didn’t follow you one, two, three, four, five? Are you okay? Yan Xiao?!”

It sounds like an old man. Lin You was floating next to the phone, thinking that this person’s call came in time, and if it was later, the guy named Yan Xiao would probably hang up completely.

“Yan Xiao! Even if you can’t speak, don’t turn off the phone. I’ll send someone to find you right away. Don’t move around!”

The old man’s voice disappeared after he finished speaking, and Lin You faintly heard a burst of noisy words and exclamations over there. It should be that the old man is looking for someone to save his grandson? or son?

Lin You smiled unkindly, but after a few minutes, he couldn’t laugh anymore.

He was floating in the air, and from a distance he could see five or six people walking cautiously here with gleaming machetes and suspected sniper rifles. Is it murder?

According to their speed, they will be able to come here and kill the unlucky ghost who killed him in about five minutes. Well, is he going to watch him die, or watch him die?

Five minutes later.

Several gangster-like people came to the scene of the incident led by a man with a cold expression and murderous intent all over his body, but a thin and gentle man.

“Brother Yu! There is no one around! How is this possible?”

The person known as Brother Yu frowned upon hearing this, and said in a cold voice, “It’s impossible for him to run away. Once the psychotropic anesthesia kicks in, he can last for three minutes at most. The anesthetic was watched by the man who drank it, absolutely not.” There will be mistakes, look carefully!”

So the gangsters hurriedly looked around again, and after a while, a gangster came over with the mobile phone.

“Brother Yu! There’s a cell phone here!”

Lingyou turned his head and glanced at the phone that was still on the phone, his eyes sharpened, his right hand was raised and dropped, and the phone was smashed into slag, and the gangster holding the phone was so frightened that he sat down on the ground .

“Yu, Brother Youyou!”

“Shut up, you did a good job.” Lingyou Swen Junxiu’s face was full of gloomy expressions, the shouts of these idiots directly exposed him, and the other party must now know who did it this time Yes, if you are unlucky, even that person will be suspected!

“Fool! Withdraw!”

The sound of a car engine was faintly heard in the distance, Lingyou’s expression changed, he took a hard look at the bombed-out car, snorted coldly, turned and left. The gangsters looked at each other in blank dismay, wondering why the boss was willing to return in vain, but after a while they fled one by one faster than the other, and the power of the Mu family came so fast!

When Mu Yi rushed over with more than 20 people in a hurry, what he saw was car wreckage and blood stains all over the ground. It took only a few minutes for everyone to find the shattered mobile phone, and Mu Yi’s expression became even worse. If something happened to the boss, he and several others would have to commit suicide by swallowing a gun to apologize!

“Brother! I can’t find you! What should I do?!”

The bodyguards of the Mu family searched a lot, but they couldn’t find their own young master, and all of them were red-eyed.

“Dig three feet into the ground, even if we blow up the surrounding area, we must find the young master!” Mu Yi said coldly. The bodyguards of the Mu family trembled when they heard the words, and then began to look for their young master more seriously, praying in their hearts.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew by, and there was a huge sound of metal falling to the ground in the middle of the night.

Mu Yi looked sternly, and then his expression became dull.

The boss that I couldn’t find after searching for a long time is actually in a huge trash can? ! Seeing that the boss was unconscious, Mu Yi hurriedly stepped forward to get his own boss out, and then ordered his subordinates to rush him to the Mu family’s hospital.

It’s just that, until his boss was sent to the emergency room, Mu Yi couldn’t figure out that his boss would hide in the trash can? This is not scientific at all… Boss is definitely someone who would never think of such a method? !

But thinking of this method, and spending a lot of effort to execute it, a certain wandering soul was floating on Mu Yi’s head with an angry face at this time, viciously pointing his middle finger. ——Damn, do you want to drive so fast, you want to be cursed by evil spirits like you are running a kite? !

       

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