I’ve Led the Villain Astray, How Do I Fix It? Chapter 1: (Catch bugs)

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Xu Ziyan woke up with a splitting headache.

It was as if someone had knocked his head open with a chisel, then poured a lot of memories into it, and finally seemed to be unable to fill it, and hammered the extra ones in with a hammer.

“Um…” He groaned in pain, rolling on the ground with his head in his arms.

He never thought he would be afraid of pain, but the pain that tears his soul now is terrifying.

“Fuck!” Xu Ziyan rolled for about a minute, and the pain disappeared as if it had never appeared.

He scolded weakly and collapsed on the ground, soft as cotton.

The memory that had just been instilled so strongly played his due role. Scene by scene, it was like watching a movie. He watched a man’s life. If it wasn’t for this man who had the same appearance as him, he might be watching a movie by himself.

Forcing herself to get up from the ground, the dazzling sunlight made Wei Wei narrow her eyes. Raising his palm covered with a few gravel, although he had a premonition, Xu Ziyan couldn’t help but scolded, “Fuck!”

The palm in front of him is very beautiful, slender and powerful. From the thin calluses on the pulp of the fingers and the palm, it can be seen that the owner of the hand should not be the kind of young master whose ten fingers do not touch the spring water.

Of course, it would be better if this palm didn’t look like it was only eleven or twelve years old. Xu Ziyan would be very happy to believe that he just sleepwalked into a forest and would be able to go home soon.

“What’s the matter… I’m obviously sleeping at home!” Xu Ziyan covered her face and fell to the ground slumped.

The sunlight through his fingers made him feel more and more irritable, and he slammed his fist on the ground: “Damn!”

With a bang, his venting punch smashed a huge hole into the ground.

Xu Ziyan looked at the big pit a little dull, then looked at his fist, and swallowed hard.

Although I know from the memory of a man who looks like me, this is a world where immortality can be cultivated, but it’s still a bit outrageous to be able to smash such a big hole with such a casual smash?

Forget it, he can become a child now, what else can’t happen to him?

He let out a long breath and struggled to get up from the ground. Apart from the memories in his mind, he didn’t know where he was now or how he got here. The most terrifying thing was that he didn’t even know where he was. neither knows.

Uh… well, I can’t say I don’t know at all, although he usually doesn’t read those fantasy novels much, but he can’t bear to have a mother who always discusses the plots of these novels. Time-travel, cultivation, this kind of thing is not completely unfamiliar to him.

Combining the memories that popped up in his mind just now, there is a 90% chance that he should have transmigrated into the man with the same appearance as himself.

Just…

Looking down at his body, Xu Ziyan wiped his face silently. It feels really bad to grow again!

His brain was still a little swollen, he shook his head vigorously, finally feeling a little more comfortable.

Huh? what is this?

Xu Ziyan widened his eyes in surprise, looking at a square space floating in front of him.

This space seems to be free in the real space. He tried to move it and found that this space moved with him, like an invisible box with a square of fifty centimeters, floating in front of you.

There is only one book in this box, Xu Ziyan naturally stretched out his hand and took out the book.

The book is a paperback edition, which looks like a very ordinary novel, if you ignore the four entangled men on the cover, it is indeed very ordinary.

Seeing this cover, Xu Ziyan couldn’t help but twitch in the corners of his eyes. As a good man with a **** younger brother, in order to understand Xu Ziyu’s psychology, he put a lot of effort into studying these things.

Later, after confirming that Xu Ziyu was born homosexual, not an acquired homosexuality, Xu Ziyan gave up his plan to straighten his younger brother.

After all, this thing of nature cannot be changed at all. If someone maliciously induces it, it can be pulled back. If it is born, it is better to wash and sleep earlier.

Although I don’t usually like to read those * novels, but such a book appeared abruptly and obviously did not belong to this world, Xu Ziyan was also curious and turned the page.

The thickness of this book is moderate. It took Xu Ziyan about three hours to read the book thoroughly.

After reading it, Xu Ziyan was completely spartan based on the memories he had been forced into.

He guessed that he might have traveled through it, but he never imagined that what he traveled through was not an overhead world, but a novel.

Well, according to the content of the novel, he can barely be regarded as one of the male protagonists of the novel!

Recalling the (former) Xu Ziyan’s life in the novel, he just wanted to comment with the word “fuck”.

Born into a huge family of self-cultivation, as the eldest son of the patriarch, with a talent of single attribute Lei Linghe, this is a proper portrayal of a winner in life.

Even though he has such good conditions, that person always struggles with his younger brother.

Speaking of this younger brother, it is an old-fashioned **** drama.

The content is nothing more than that in those days Xu Ziyan’s father had a ‘true love’ and the two were childhood sweethearts, and they were in love with each other. For the benefit of the family, Xu Xiao and Xu Xiao’s father forced Xu Xiao to marry Xu Ziyan’s mother, while that “true love” was forced to leave the country.

I didn’t expect this “true love” to have a relationship with Xu Xiaochun before he left, but the beaded tires were dark and gave birth to the son Xu Zirong.

If that ‘true love’ took the money and raised his son well, that’s fine. It’s a pity that people don’t have enough people to swallow elephants, “True Love” is not enough to take the breakup fee, and he wants to win back Xu Xiao’s favor through this son.

The final result is that ‘true love’ died under his own greed, and Xu Zirong was taken back to the Xu family by Xu Xiao to be raised.

It stands to reason that with Xu Zirong’s identity, he can’t threaten Xu Ziyan at all.

But I don’t know why (former) Xu Ziyan just doesn’t like him. He always finds faults and abuses him when he has nothing to do, and even hints that the family’s collateral children also bully him. Every time I saw such a scene in that person’s memory, Xu Ziyan felt extremely irritable. You said that such a soft and glutinous child, how could you bear to do it? ?

What makes him angry is that in that memory, Xu Xiao, as Xu Zirong’s father, actually turned a blind eye to this child, and didn’t care that his eldest son bullied his younger son all day long. Xu Zirong, who was only ten years old, advanced into Snake Valley and almost died, but Xu Xiao scolded (former) Xu Ziyan lightly.

When he saw that part, if it wasn’t for Xu Ziyan’s inability to change the things in his memory, he really wished he would rush up and slap the old man a few times.

Fuck! If you don’t like you, don’t give birth! ! !

She gave birth to children, but she didn’t give them enough love. No wonder President Xu Zirong finally became a crooked cultivator and sacrificed the entire Xu family in blood. Although he knew that many people in the Xu family were innocent, if Xu Ziyan had the chance, he really wanted to say two words to Xu Xiao: Deserving it!

Fortunately at that time (former) Xu Ziyan was traveling abroad, and it is estimated that he also disappeared with the group.

Afterwards, (former) Xu Ziyan went around looking for Xu Zirong to take revenge, but in the process of searching, he met a man named Bai Hua. Seeing Bai Hua for the first time, (former) Xu Ziyan was attracted by his elegant beauty and began to pursue him frantically.

What he didn’t expect was that when he and Bai Hua went through a lot of ups and downs and finally promised each other for life, he realized that Bai Hua actually already had two lovers, and he was the third one.

(Former) Xu Ziyan couldn’t forget Bai Hua, who she loved deeply, after a painful struggle, and Bai Hua was crying while telling her deep love for the three of them.

Seeing that Bai Hua couldn’t let go of her feelings for any of them, she could only cry bitterly. (Former) Xu Ziyan was heartbroken. He couldn’t bear Bai Hua to be so heartbroken. The two shared the birch together.

Xu Ziyan, who was reading the memory, turned green when he saw this. At this moment, he didn’t even have the strength to curse. Although he thinks that homosexuality is not good, he will not firmly oppose it, but living with four people like this is simply beyond his limit! ! !

If he can go back to his original world, he must warn his younger brother Xu Ziyu fiercely that if you mess with the base, you will mess with the base. If he dares to create a three-person world, he will have to break his legs!

Hmm! All three legs are broken!

“Damn, don’t watch it, it’s disgusting!” The follow-up plot was mixed with a lot of R-rated content, which made Xu Ziyan feel sick. In particular, the scene of the four people rolling in sheets together made Xu Ziyan want to delete that memory.

“It’s really unimaginable, as a man, he is willing to share his love with others. Damn it, how disgusting this is, you can continue to poke where others have stabbed… ugh, no, it’s disgusting That’s it!” Xu Ziyan’s face turned sour, as a straight, straight man, this was a bit beyond his limit.

Close the novel decisively, and stopped looking at the memories in his mind. Xu Ziyan felt that it was God’s greatest malice that he had traveled into this world full of gays!

       

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