Xiling Empire Chapter 924: Daddy’s gossip Tengu

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The three-headed Suigintou is a group of strange little brats, with a lot of incredible ability and behavior patterns. They often haunt the Empire Army school in groups, and sometimes will also have this kind of little brat running outside. Running around, they have many different dresses, from home maid to jungle special team type equipment, but no matter what kind of three-headed Suigintou, one thing is the same, that is they are always busy Busy look. Everyone in Shadow City knows this group of strange little things, but not many people really understand them. average person only knows that the three-headed Suigintou and the Empire Army department are inextricably linked, and it is still based on the imperial Princess. The Doll made-so the civilians of Shadow City basically think that these small things may be mechanical servants or playmates used by royal members.

The three-headed Dolls who are active in the college district usually have a variety of jobs, such as flower terrace and lawn in the school, pruning the trees, cleaning the road, repairing the facilities, cleaning the glass, and even seeing them. With a big head and a shopping bag like a small mountain bag, he quickly ran out of the campus supermarket and got into the dormitory of the Misaka. It is said that there were people who saw the college at night will have a fully armed three-headed Suigintou patrol. These The Little Doll, which is more than half a meter tall, holds a mini lightsaber like a fruit knife and a Youneng beam rifle. It is covered with miniature space implosion bombs and patrols in the school to jump against the small wall outside the school. The advertised old Chinese doctor and fake certificate member, and before the appearance of the three-headed Suigintou, the night work in the college district was usually carried out by the school ’s Teacher (generally served by the Imperial Commander or Yingling) and the student cadres. Based on the above points, some people in Shadow City speculate that these three-headed cute dolls may be a new generation of multi-functional Robot newly manufactured by the Empire. Its job is to maintain the normal operation of the city within a certain range and gradually replace those sturdy eights. Clawfish self-discipline machinery, one day in the future Shadow City will be full of these three-headed little dolls, flooding all public service posts in the whole city ...

In addition, there are many conjectures about these Little Doll, and there are even many urban weird talks. For example, there is an urban weird talk that mentioned that all three-headed dolls have a common leader, which is a person who is up to 100 meters tall. The giant Robot, the purpose of this giant Robot is to rule the city, and the tri-headed legion that has invaded various positions in the college district and replaced the original faculty and staff is the first head team sent by this giant Robot. Of course, some people suspect that they are The special type of imperial soldier, but that kind of speculation is even more nonsense, basically no one believes-send this kind of little to the battlefield, kill the enemy?

These are the in the eyes civilians in Shadow City, and the impression that the three heads Suigintou left them.

However, no matter what the guess is, at least one thing is unanimously agreed by all the Shadow City: the three-headed Suigintou is cunning and cunning. The ancient spirit monster and the a great variety ’s bizarre Item are very headaches ... Especially the latter.

The three-headed body Suigintou, who jumped out in front of me, saw me and Shandora. Not only did they not happily join in with other Little Doll, but instead issued a scream, and turned their heads to escape, before I responded, She took out a small floating board-like thing from her portable space. That thing is one of the many rare Item of the three-headed legion, called the speed of light skateboard. It was developed by the Misakas and given to their own three-headed body Suigintou. They are equipped with a very high burst speed and a short jump ability, and after being stepped on, they will be separated by the space anchor point, so that they are not affected by acceleration and inertia, so that the small three-headed bodies are also not As for falling from a high-speed maneuvering skateboard, I saw that the other party even pulled out this kind of thing. Of course I knew she was going to run away, so I immediately rushed up an arrow, broke through the sound barrier, and grabbed her before the other party started the skateboard. belt.

All Suigintou, whether original or mass-produced, can be easily lifted up by grabbing the belt, and then their little arms and legs are useless. This is the experience they have accumulated for a long time. ——Of course, the Titan Suigintou, which is hundreds of meters tall, is not counted, and a belt buckle is higher than mine.

"Let go! Let go! I hate it!" The 60cm tall doll Suigintou danced and danced in the air, kicking and kicking, but unfortunately, she didn't have my arm from head to toe. Obviously, it is impossible for this little brat to continue to use the dangerous Item, so she only has the acting cute nature of the protest.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, I quickly reached out and grabbed the large roll of printed paper from the three-headed doll before putting the latter on the ground.

"Give me back! Give me back!" The three-headed doll, who only reached the knees of the person, desperately jumped, trying to climb my body with that poor little arm and calf, but I only need one hand Steadyly hold down this little point: the Q funny head is too easy to start, "Go back to me! Brother and brother will not like this! Ordinary wild girl Suigintou shouted conscientiously."

Ordinary ... Wild girl Suigintou? !

How many models are there in this group of wonderful dolls? Do they, like the leaders of relevant departments, experts and scholars, all three natural segments from the second line of the business card are titles?

No matter how hard such a small, three-headed doll is, it is desperately protesting-of course, it should be precisely regardless of how a certain Misaka sister behind her control is protesting-I have focused my attention on On the paper roll grabbed in my hand, then, a large line of titles suddenly jumped in front of my eyes: "Wen Wen Daily-Temporary Supplement"

I was just like the Shandora just now, and I felt chills all over my body, okay, it seems I know what happened to this bad hunch, but what is the efficiency of that Tengu such a ghost animal?

I opened the newspaper with a feeling of mourning, and it turned out that in the first page of the first page, it was a color photo that occupied the entire page. It was a photo of me and Shandora's. The photo surroundings is a circle of rose flower frames.

The title of the photo is: "If there is no one beside the two Chief of states kissing on the street", there is a line of comments below the photo: the two empresses of the empire are nowhere to be seen. The reporter of this newspaper received an order in advance to strictly prohibit follow-up reporting on the incident.

Then the following is exactly what Wenwen promised, without text ...

"It was a huge mistake not to make that Tengu into spicy chicken wings just now."

Take the gang father ’s newspaper together in two or three times. I think my face should be similar to that of Hitler in 1945. The Shandora next to him also saw the color board picture in the newspaper. His face is very delicate.

"Ah, the newspaper is gone, the ordinary wild girl Suigintou squatted on the ground in frustration, trying to use acting cute to attract the attention of his brother and adult." The Q version of Suigintou Doll, which has been stuck to his leg, squatted down on the ground , His head drooped weakly.

I picked up this little brat and lifted it in the air: "Say, what are you going to do with this thing."

"Posted on the bulletin board! The ordinary wild girl Suigintou said straightforwardly."

Mini Doll with hands on hips and a very serious expression.

If the acting cute can be eaten as a meal, I think these little things will make at least half of the population of Africa have no worries about food and clothing.

Although I feel a little crying and laughing, but these little things ca n’t be beaten or scolded, I can only play a few brain crashes on the other person ’s head, let her go back and tell others not to follow this excitement, just put this The guy left, and the mini Doll was obviously afraid of being punished. As soon as he landed, he cheered and ran to the iron fence of the school. He seemed to intend to take a short cut home and then Shandora and I watched The fool got stuck in the gap of the fence: his head was too big.

"How come they have returned this problem for such a long time," Shandora couldn't help crying with his hands up, "Is this a problem for Misaka or Suigintou in the bones is a fool?"

I think it should be the latter. Do n’t look at Suigintou. It usually looks amazing, but the guy is often hairy and sloppy. When flying around at home, he will hit himself every seven or eight times. Then it should be normal for the three-headed body Suigintou, who has a certain connection with her, to have the same frizzy side.

However, the unlucky QDoll didn't get stuck for a long time, and soon several identical three-headed bodies Suigintou ran out of the school and stabbed the unlucky egg with a bamboo pole.

Poke with a bamboo pole ...

"It looks like they are very skilled." Shandora said leisurely.

I heavily nodded: "I remembered that before Misaka12590 told me about this situation, there is indeed a batch in mass production Suigintou that is dedicated to rescue other mass production Suigintou, because that group of little brat in the bones likes to go The habit of drilling in narrow places, even the Misaka who are the controllers, ca n’t suppress this tendency. At the beginning of the Big Nebula, the three heads were all caught in the air duct of the battleship, so in the end they were A group of emergency rescue teams was set up to poke out the stuck sisters ... "

The little trouble caused by the three-headed body Doll is over. What matters now is to quickly catch the Tengu girl from the ghost Pixie/Elf. Both Shandora and didn't expect Wenwen have such terrible work efficiency and lower limit. It took her half a morning to add the group photo of me and Shandora's to today's supplement, and it was also accompanied by such speechless titles and comments: At first, I thought that if there were only titles and comments, even gossip Tengu No tricks, now it turns out that I completely overestimated the guy ’s moral index, the first thing you have to do after seeing the Tengu text must be to grab her camera and smash it and keep it 500 meters safe Call the police from the distance. During this period, never speak to Ya, otherwise every character you say, including punctuation, will sooner or later become the fuse of your hegemony with your wife Chu Han.

Shameimaru Aya is running full of World every day, and the speed is very fast, and there is no fixed foothold, so it is really a little trouble to find her. Plus, Shandora and I do not want to use the Ministry of Information and the Imperial Army for this matter: Shandora in the eyes, this matter is annoying but it's just a little girl's naughty tricks, it's a bit too much to use soldiers to solve problems. Fortunately, even without using Imperial soldiers, there is a way to find Guan Xiwen, and it can even be said that Cao Cao Cao Cao: Ling Meng swayed across the street.

The black hair girl with a lazy expression swayed on the street, wearing the signature armpit witch suit, of course, the armband of the Shadow City city tube was not attached to her arm, and the big bow knot weakly and without strength (dispirited) posed around, It seems that she is going to fall asleep at any time like her master, and today's Lingmeng is a bit different from usual: the witch costume she wears becomes blue and white.

"Yo, Lingmeng!" I greeted the other party happily, "1P hung up again?"

I know the dream of the blue and white clothing. As long as 1P hangs up, the color of the clothes will change when 2P comes on ...

"1P your sister," Lingmeng yawned and gave me a white look, "I really can't find the changing clothes, so I have to wear this one out first. Really, Ibuki watermelon's horns are just right, saying To go for nursing, Cirno was tricked you into a refrigerator, Marisa is totally unreliable, and even a person who washes clothes can't find it ... "

I was dumbfounded at once: this unruly witch was too lazy to be lazy, right? Does Ya usually even wash her clothes?

"Of course it ’s not about washing clothes," Lingmeng said with a wave of his hand. "It ’s just that I ’m really busy recently-the exchange of residents between Fantasy Township and Avalon has begun. There are new people coming from Fantasy Township, and Some Yokais have to go home to check in. It ’s a hassle to get busy registering names every day ... Ah, it ’s really a headache. They do n’t want to lose it, it ’s not a kid. ”

Simplify the work of the first person in charge of Fantasy Township so that only a few names are registered and so lazy and unwilling to move. Does this guy really know what professional ethics is?

"What is professional ethics? Can I eat or eat?" Lingmeng shook his head and said, "Right, is there something wrong? If it's okay, I have to continue to patrol, and I have to walk through this block. Go back and take a nap. "

"You go get the Tengu back." I remembered the unlucky newspaper and couldn't help but gritt my teeth.

"Ah? aren't you talking about Shameimaru Aya?" Lingmeng's sleepy eyes lightened a little, "Why is she messing with you?"

This guy is so lazy that he does n’t even read the newspaper.

"Oh, in short, that guy is finally brave enough to start with the big boss?" After listening to the explanation from Shandora's, Lingmeng immediately nodded and stretched out **** to us with a smile, "That kind of guy really needs a lesson, but ... this is not a job within the scope of the city management responsibilities? You need to pay extra!"

Actually, I ’m curious as a staff within the establishment, what is the use of asking for money in the Hakurei Reimu, which can be consumed without restrictions in the military zone, but greed is already a genetic component of this guy, so I ’m not confused with her. I promised that as long as she could catch that guy before Wenwen circulated more newspapers and ordered them to correct the previous reports, the salary and bonus of the month would be increased by ten times.

I believe this is not difficult. The name of the **** of the spiritual dream city management is not in vain. Even the fierce goods of Sicaro can make her block the alley for several times in a row, I do n’t believe in a Tengu heaven defying is not enough, and because Wenwen ’s printing factory is in the college district, her first batch of newspapers is always used to send to the school for free reading by Misakas, so the newspaper in the hands of the three-headed doll just now may be the first Once wholesale, plus the habit that Guan Xiwen has developed from Fantasy Township, she always uses her super speed to distribute newspapers personally, so as long as Lingmeng moves in time, it is still easy to recover Tengu and newspapers.

Then the goods went all the way through the sky and went away ...

Shandora and I felt that this should be fine here, so we played outside for a while and got up at noon, but it turned out that fate sometimes was really fucking.

When we return home, we will directly transfer to the living room. Normally, everyone should be busy in their own room or go out to hang out. In the living room, only An Weina and Saeko are busy, but today It ’s a huge exception. Almost everyone in the living room is fully furnished. Including Lin Xue who should have returned home and An Weina who should go to cook, the whole family is surrounded by the center of the living room to study attentively, even me and The sudden appearance of Shandora did not attract the attention of this group of devoted parties. I glanced forward curiously and ran to tears.

... Nima has a Wenwen Daily with a table one meter and a half high! !

Lingmeng was sitting on the pile of newspapers, shaking his head proudly, and the bow on his head was swinging with her movements, this guy was vividly telling everyone about the unlucky Tengu Shameimaru Aya because of subversion of public opinion and non-observance of air traffic rules The thing that was chased and blocked by more than a dozen urban management, because she was sitting high, she first found me and Shandora, and immediately greeted us happily: "Boss Oh!! Boss, you are here-the suspect has already Caught, all the stolen goods were collected and brought, you see! "

As Lingmeng spoke, he extended his finger to the bottom of his buttocks. Not only was there a pile of newspapers, but also a tearful black hair girl under the newspaper. It was Guanxi who was brutally violently enforced by Lingmeng. Text.

"Woo ... my camera ... my newspaper ..."

The Tengu girl burst into tears.

When I asked, I realized that the violent guy, Lingmeng, not only seized all Shameimaru Aya newspapers, but even brutally destroyed the camera that the other party regarded as a treasure. The original camera was actually a baby. The Kappa ’s high science and technology The product, which has many functions, is not only capable of taking pictures, but also shooting magic cannons, forming a protective cover, making a phone call, baking pancakes, generating electricity, artificial rainfall, summoning the dragon, Ultraman transformation and making the monkey monkey show its original shape ——Although it may be mixed with strange things, it is roughly such a ferocious baby, but it has been blown into pieces by Reimu with a ghostly power plane of justice, and it has been spread on the ground. Little Bubbles and Ji Sanxing are now Use them with interest to make puzzles.

In the face of this situation, Shameimaru Aya will of course burst into tears, but ... Looking at the Onee-sama newspaper they have, I feel like I should be tearful here! (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (qidian.com) to vote for recommendation and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)