Xiling Empire Chapter 653: Misaka rules World
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After I had breakfast, I said to my family, and I set off to attend the meeting of the most brutal parents of throughout history.
This is a meeting where you can guess how nonsense you will hear. A bunch of unscrupulous beautiful women at home know this news after they have repeatedly praised the Teacher of the Military Academy as a genius. Lily even said goodbye to me It looks like the atmosphere is right next to Yi Shui, you can see how unkind this guy is.
But anyway, since I have accepted the invitation, I still have to go.
Parent meeting, everyone knows this?
Anyway, I am deeply impressed by memory. In my elementary school and even junior high school years, this kind of activity accompanied a certain family to spend a whole year of campus life, and it left an indelible impression on me: because I have no parents Callable.
At that time, my only relative(s) was only my sister, a girl who was only four or five years older than herself. At that time, she was even a student, so every parent meeting made our sisters and brothers feel more pressure. Onee-sama, who was in high school, had to take a leave of absence to run half a school to meet the younger brother ’s Teacher in the elementary school-that may even be the class teacher who had just taught her a few semesters ago, and I had to accept the recruitment. All kinds of onlookers, it was a difficult time, and I still feel a bit sour now, but no matter when I talk about these things with Onee-sama, both of us will laugh for a while: those sour memory It has now become a precious thing unconsciously.
In short, the experience of the parent meeting, which is very ordinary to others, has different meanings to me.
Therefore, after receiving the invitation letter from the Misaka sister through the Suigintou doll, I just sighed, and decided to take this matter seriously.
Because those girls have no parents like me.
As a clone of mass production, live life can be mass-produced with one button. Although the Misaka sisters have thousands of sisters, none of them can attend the parent meeting for themselves. relative(s), some kind of psychological The subtle feeling of resonance makes me think that no matter which Idiot instructor puts forward the idea of a parent meeting, it should be a visit in person, even if it is just to let the Misaka sisters feel the concern of some family members.
... I thought so until I walked into the gate of the Empire Army thing school.
"This ... this is too **** dad!"
Looking at the notice at the gate, I sighed in the sky.
To greet the upcoming carnival, teachers and students of the school are working together to prepare programs for the celebration. Therefore, parents of student are invited to come to the school to approach Teacher. The scope of this parent meeting: all classes in the junior high school, the following is omitted.
The entire junior high school, more than 10,000 Misaka sisters are all in the junior high school! At first, I thought which brain teacher in the college suddenly wanted the Misaka sisters of their class to call their parents. Now it seems that the brain director is a member of a certain college board? !
Co-authored today ’s parent meeting is for me alone!
I can make up the following scenes:
At the parent meeting, Teacher started to report the results of student, and then named each one: "Please invite parents of Misaka10086student to speak on stage."
I am on the stage.
"Please parents of Misaka10031student to collect the certificate!"
I am on the stage.
"Please ask the parents of Misaka12580student to introduce their educational experience!"
I am on the stage.
"Please parents of Misaka12345student ..."
Co-authoring, I used to do sprints and squats!
"Oh! is the elder brother! Misaka10031 saw the distressed elder brother and immediately greeted with joy."
The sudden call from behind made me recover from the state of being pitted to dizzy. I turned my head and immediately saw the tea-haired girl standing in the winter school uniform less than ten meters away. The latter was carrying his schoolbag and looking at himself with a very happy expression.
"Oh, Misaka," I greeted this younger sister Misaka I first met in weakly and without strength (dispirited), "I will attend the parent meeting ..."
"Well, everyone is waiting for! Brother and brother come here! Misaka10031 said happily because he received the brother and brother first."
The girl ran with interest, and took my arm and ran deep into the college.
As for me who has been cluttered into a parabola, I can only toss my legs under the instinct of the reflex nerve, and is dragged by the sister Misaka to the junior high school auditorium.
I have to say that the things made by the empire are big, and even a junior high school auditorium is so cruel. The round auditorium that Misaka took me to is said to be able to accommodate up to 20,000 people in meetings. It is not a problem. , This is obviously a junior high school auditorium, and when you say it ’s bigger, this is simply Congress Oh!
Although I have long imagined what a cruel scene this parent would be, when I actually saw this scene, I still felt the convulsions in my eyes.
Can you imagine that there are thousands of Teacher sitting on the rostrum, and tens of thousands of student sitting in the student area, and the parent area is just how cruel it is to have a single parent meeting.
Turn your head and look at the more than ten thousand behind you, as if ctrl + c and then ctrl + v came out. The tens of thousands of Misaka sisters of simultaneously are full. Then look at the teacher team with various twisted expressions not far in front Looking at the empty environment next to me, I decided to speak well: "Then what did you think of this scene before?"
Thousands of Teacher at the same time on the podium stayed for a while, then turned their heads.
"Are you more than a thousand people, you don't have any one?"
I started shooting at the time and yelled at the group of at this moment guys who pretended not to do anything.
Dare to talk to parents like Teacher at the parent meeting, I ’m afraid I ’m the only one on World: This group of goods really deserves Oh!
How did your sister develop this kind of environment similar to the first-class war criminals judged by the United Nations?
"Well, someone actually thought about it," Medea, who was sitting in the class teacher's area, squeezed her hair awkwardly, and her sharp ears like Pixie/Elf fluttered. This is a nervous expression, "but Misaka really want one Parents ’meeting, although we are Teacher, we ca n’t bear your ten thousand sisters at all, I ’m so sorry ..."
Medea said this, the Teacher of surroundings also showed an embarrassed look, no matter whether it was an Imperial instructor or a British spirit Teacher or a foreign instructor from other World, all of them could not hold their faces.
But I moved my heart and turned to look at the younger sisters' army behind me.
Want a parent meeting? why?
Because I want to get my attention? Want to be coquettish? Want to show that you have a family? Or just want to experience normal female student campus life in this way?
I do n’t know what these girl children who are gradually gaining rich feelings are thinking about, but since it is their desire, then cooperate ...
This **** girl can't cooperate at all! Thousands of Teachers, tens of thousands of students and one parent. How do you plan to open this kind of parent meeting? ! Since this is the case, you said directly that something is going to **** to the school to meet with Teacher. The battle for this kind of parent meeting is to dry hair Ah?
Not only did I have such a sigh, but even the thousands of Teacher on the stage also had such an idea. Most of them were Empire Military Officer guest college instructors. Let these guys hold the parent meeting with the Empire Chief of state as Teacher. It ’s harder than killing them, and the rest are foreign teachers collected from all over the world. This group of hero emperors from various World and various eras absolutely do n’t have teacher qualifications. They do n’t know what they look like in normal parent meetings. You still expect them. Can you manage this ghost version?
So, soon the venue became a chaotic state as expected. The spirits lost their interest within a few minutes. They took out wine bottles or playing cards one by one and started busying. The imperial instructors took out the tactical map. Start whispering to discuss whether next year's internship should allow Misakas to conquer a certain World, and the 10,000 or so Misaka girls began to whisper and exchange ideas about the first parent meeting. As for me, I have now joined Medi Anna went to understand the situation.
"in other words, or is it a carnival show?"
Medea nodded: "It is true that these children are very hard trying to attract your attention at the carnival, but in front of each World hero team, a group of student no matter how hard they try is too ordinary, so Misaka We have designed a lot of weird ideas. Calling you today is also student. I want you to look at these ideas first. By the way, student will also be Misaka. "
Does Misaka rule World?
Slightly tsukkomi/ridicule, I took a look at the Misaka who have already started to sit there: "Are they preparing for a show?"
"Well, the first program is" onlymyrailgun "by the 10,000-member chorus, then" The Heart Melting "by the 10,000-member chorus, and then" The Lost Future of Hatsune "by the 10,000-member chorus ..."
I am a trough ... This is the synchronization rate of your nakedness, my sisters! "Hatsune Future Disappearance" This kind of thing that Human Race can't sing, you dare all people to sing Oh!
But my sisters ca n’t live up to it. It ’s actually not bad to hear that my sisters have worked hard for so many days to prepare for me ... probably.
Anyway, I regret it soon: in the next hour ... **** of 245 × 9968 beats per minute. When the murderous chorus ended, I was in resonance.
There is also a piece on the rostrum. I estimate that the junior high school of the Military Academy will be available for long holidays from tomorrow.
The brutal melody still seems to be echoing in the smoky hall. The buzzing sound in my mind makes me see things as ghosts. I do n’t know when I was already lying on the rostrum table, and next to it It's Medusa with words in his mouth, and Zifa Yu, the riding instructor, has mosquito coils in her eyes: "I can't hear, I can't hear anything ..."
"I have decided!" I suddenly stood on the table and swayed twice in the air before barely falling down. "This show must definitely be kept!"
"Hey?" scared me a piece of Medusa immediately expanded eyes, the square pupil is full of panic-will your boss be too stimulated?
"Yeah, we ca n’t bear it ourselves, all the troublemakers at the carnival are **** to this song!"
In all fairness, "Hatsune's Future Disappearance" is not unpleasant, and beats 245 per minute is not a torture, but when all this is multiplied by 10,000, it is a blast of hell, you can never imagine it. When the Misaka legion at the same time opened in front of me, what a terrible thing it was like the rumbling sound wave that was actually pushed in front of it, and this was a sound that oscillated back and forth more than two hundred times per minute-the conscience of the world, look at the Al over there Tolia, what a classic desolate back standing on the edge of the podium with her own holy sword ... oh, she fell.
"Well, okay, it makes sense," Medusa rubbed his forehead and took out the notebook. "Of course, the carnival will last for many days. These pieces of the chorus are just one of the programs. Empire Army Academy will also run through during the festival. The school festivals throughout the carnival are said to be a very important campus activity among the Misaka memory. Perhaps this can become the practice of the military academy in the future, and it can also be counted as our cultural display. Head It hurts ... that's all, Misaka just want you to see these things. "
The sisters really work hard to prove themselves. Although the method used is a bit cruel, I believe that those who have been baptized by 245BPM will definitely remember these sisters who have burst their watches at the same rate.
The so-called parent meeting later became a dress rehearsal for the Misaka, but I did n’t expect anything from this “parent meeting” in the beginning. Naturally, it ’s just how happy those sisters are and how to come here. For many hours, I finally left the military academy with erratic steps.
When I saw the blue sky and white clouds outside, I really felt like I was born again.
... The result of patronizing the sky is that he collided with a petite figure at the door of the school.
"Wow!" With a familiar scream, in the afterglow of the corner of the eye, a short-haired girl fell backwards in an embarrassed way, and two big letters immediately came to my mind: dog blood!
What a dog blood plot Oh!
But the expected welfare broadcast did not appear. Even before I reached out to help, the opposite girl was firmly supported by a figure that suddenly appeared behind her, and the latter exaggerated the at the same time. Exclaimed: "Onee-sama!"
Oh! Writing sunspots, reading as abnormal! When I hear this classic voice, I do n’t have to look at my face to know who the twin ponytails are!
"Mikoto? Sunspots?" I looked at the two girls in front of me a little unexpectedly. The girl with brown short hair needless to say, I have seen 10,000 back and forth on that face today. In this case, naturally Misaka sisters' public Onee-sama, Misaka Mikoto, and the one standing next to him is looking at his flat chest with double pony tails in anger ... sorry, the words flat chest are said by slipping mouths-of course we are always perverted , The ultimate lily lover who has never been surpassed, Shirai Kuroko student.
It ’s just that the latter ’s attitude towards me is not very friendly now: "Damn it! It ’s such an old-fashioned way of knocking down the Onee-sama for benefits! This kind of knocking down Onee-sama at the corner of the intersection and admiring the pure fat of the girl unscrupulously. And the privilege of Onee-sama ’s cute cheeks flushed with shame clearly should be the unique treatment of Kuroko, unique treatment treatment ... Wow Oh! ”
A thunder flashed, and this World was quiet.
So, Kuroko, you only have seven seconds and four or five lines from playing to leaving today? Are you the three-lens bento girl in legend?
"Spots ... Spots are not dead yet ... Spots can continue fighting ..."
The double ponytail girl who has turned into coke and twitching on the ground keeps up her hand very hard and casts her eyes on me for help-she was dared to reach out to Misaka just after being tens of thousands of volts. , "Perverted brother, help ..."
You said two more words, idiot!
Without hesitating to carry a petite Shirai student, aiming at the trash basket not far away, I lost it!
This trick we are familiar with Lily Na, although Shirai's height is much higher than the unlucky egg that took decades to grow into a one-meter flat chest king, but this thin and small pair Throwing the horsetail doesn't affect the accuracy at all. Look, wow, a bad mosaic named Kuroko is ... planted in flower terrace.
"Heizi, will she die?"
A worried voice rang from behind us, and Misaka Mikoto and I did not look back × 2: "This kind of pervert, can't die!"
After I finished speaking, I thought of turning my head to look at it. Sure enough, the vitality of the winter school uniform, black and long, stood behind him, and beside her, a flower pot was looking at this with amazed eyes. It was almost usable. Hongda to describe the super college.
Sorry for Uiharu student, but I always think that the flower pot is your body, just like I always thought that the soul of Tavel's lives in her glasses.
"No matter how many times I watch it, I think it is good ... Luxurious school wow!" Uiharu Kazari is full of excitement, and the magnificence of Empire Army School is so amazing that this girl, which has always yearned for the rich Ojou-sama life Envious, here is the school building that can directly use the on the Earth as the Capitol. The Arcane teaching area built by each World Magister is like a giant castle. The space interest group activity room for light warships at any time (if the entire space command center and modular warship platform (Also count as the activity room), since a purple long straight hero has set up a "Riding Extracurricular Tutoring Class", we have also opened a racetrack in the back of the junior middle school ... A school tossed to this scale is Academy City It's not enough to move over and make comparisons.
"If you can take classes here and learn Magic in that castle, it's fantastic! And maybe you can get acquainted with the elegant Vampire and taste black tea under the moon ..." The girl named Uiharu Kazari is now thoroughly Falling into a state of delusion, "Ojou-sama's gorgeous life" began to impact her high-speed quad-core head covered by flower pots. As a result, I voluntarily greeted her and was ignored.
"Well, Uiharu is still like this," tears spit out my tongue cutely at me, and then I ca n’t cover my ears and steal the bell. Della is a ⑨ turn around, "I lift! Wow, today is a lovely blue and white Oh."
Flower pot girl short skirt fluttering, rising air LV6 Saten Ruiko at this moment mighty domineering, can be in front of others, especially there is a man's face up to friends to show **** Dafa, this is the guy who tears Didn't treat me as an outsider at all, or should a certain black long straight have reached the point of subconsciousness for this kind of action of upskirt, not even observing the surroundings environment?
Feeling the cool wind blowing, Uiharu immediately froze for a moment, then turned his face with red neck stiffly and looked at me, the flower on his head suddenly bloomed: high temperature catalysis!
"Wuaah! How about Saten-san ... how can I be in front of so many ..."
"Hah, it seems quite lively," while the girls were playing, another voice rang out not far away. This time, the red-haired bad priest and the one beside him The largest bishop, Laura? Shi Duhua. (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (qidian.com) to vote for recommendation and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)