Xiling Empire Chapter 1151: If you have anything, you have to make a phone call with your family

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"Sorry, War God is off work."

The girl named Eva tilted her head and showed a clean and pure smile to me and Shandora-this smile at a glance is only this kind of "Saint Girl" who grew up in the church area and barely touched the fireworks of Human World "It will come out so naturally. Although what she said may be strange, Eva ’s expression on her face was still very serious when she said the words "War God off work". It seemed that she did n’t feel anything inconsistent with this, even Master Lei next to him It was a normal look, but a little regretful.

When I prayed, I suddenly heard that kind of system prompt tone. War God also has off-hours. Reading specific chapters of the Bible can leave a voice message to the gods ... These things, in my opinion, can be tsukkomi/ridicule everywhere, in Eva and Ray in the eyes Not worth it strange.

I and Shandora looked at each other with tears and laughs. After a while, I wanted to understand what was going on: because I was used to it.

I will feel that these things make people cry and laugh, because the information about the gods that I have contacted since childhood has said that God is serious, rigid, and meticulous. Shandora will feel that it is because she knows more gods, Most of these guys are certainly not as unremarkable as 123, but Eva and Lei in front of them do n’t have this mindset at all. Since they were born, Ilson has been the **** of this World (I remember hearing it before, 123 That goods came here thousands of years ago), not only their generation, but even the War God in the impression of several generations above is such a virtue, so generations are so used to it, and now the locals have put it "War God sometimes is not online" and "Reading Bible Chapter 2 Section 6 can talk to God's voice message" as a matter of course, even the same as natural phenomena. This does not affect their impression of the deity at all-on the contrary, the impression that the deity left them with was originally like this.

It ’s as if believer of life gods will naturally add their name and address after praying ...

"Ah, War God is off work ..." I looked at the statue of 123 and said with a voice, and then suddenly a question came up, "Well, you just prayed to God just now, mentioning the blue star Has Alien spaceship happened? Can I contact you then? "

"Well, I was able to contact you an hour ago. Maybe Master War God suddenly had something wrong, so do n’t respond ... The **** once told me that God ’s power makes him not make mistakes, so if there is really He will never ignore the important things, but if it is less important, the prayer may not be communicated ... presumably that is the case. "Eva said in a clear voice, frankly speaking all the things she was thinking about. When I came out, I didn't know how to turn around. Hearing her words, I suddenly showed a bright smile: Oh, oh, it's not a very important thing, 123 your god's divine power is used in the system to automatically reply to wailing?

And that guy with a missing head, someone under you has already reported that the Alien fleet has appeared on your planet! When the landlord disappeared, she didn't think of anything at all? Sure enough, as Monina said, Ilson has more advantages than fighting, is there only one advantage of eating without picky eating?

I silently dumped the food at the critical moment from the beginning to the end tsukkomi/ridicule, and then raised my head to show a kind smile to Eva: "So what ... Eva, right? Now we have another Question: If it's really a very important and important thing, and your **** didn't hear the prayer in time, what should I do? I mean if this situation is really appeared, don't you have any contact with God Is the method listed above? "

I would like to confirm that 123, a guy who slips during work hours, is leaving his way behind.

"Are you saying a way to make emergency contact with the gods under special circumstances?" Eva Zhang grew eyes, "There is indeed a way, but there is really no emergency right now? If it is just for experimentation If this kind of ritual is to be held, even if the **** does not blame, it should not be something that believer can do casually: it is too disturbing to the god. "

I knew that the other party would answer this way. She is different from me. I have long regarded 123 and other members of the God Clan quintuple as a god. The gang of goods at home are a group of rubbing, eating and drinking house In addition to Monina can help cooking, and Uncle Kansas is harmless to humans and animals, the remaining three can basically cause trouble. How do you make me put them and God in one set? ? But Eva in front of her, War God in her mind is supreme, powerful, wise, kind, fair, Human Race can be made and can be placed on the male male positive vocabulary. I am afraid that she dare to give her War God body, using professional terms It is impossible to describe her as a brain fan of 123. It is impossible for her to send harassing text messages to her gods just to satisfy the curiosity of a group of "Alien".

However, after Shandora and I strongly demanded it, Mr. Lei still loosened.

The reason we use is-in order to improve the understanding between the two heterogeneous civilizations, it is necessary to start from understanding each other ’s religious elements, and if Eva is willing to contact her War God in front of us, we I am also willing to leave my own religious booklet for the residents of Blue Star (I have a lot of Della Bibles in my space), and if the War God that Blue Star believes in can show enough attraction in front of our eyes, maybe In the future, the believer of War God will also appear in the Fifth Fleet. The first few are attractive to Mr. Lei, but the last one is the temptation that any devout believer can't resist, so the old man suddenly moved.

The Fifth Fleet ’s stay on this planet cannot be very long, and it will even set off in a few days. They have very few opportunities to show the power of War God in front of me and Shandora, maybe when War God will be Will go to work ... In a word, Mr. Lei did not want to lose this opportunity, so he nodded decisively to Eva: "Try it, God will understand, because this is to spread the truth."

Eva looked at her grandfather, looked at us again, and gently lowered her head to make a prayer. Under the curious gaze of Shandora and me, she took off the golden crown on her head and took it off again. The Bible on his body carefully packed these two War God relics in a small grid behind the preaching platform, and then tossed through the dark grid for a lot of weird things.

Next is the moment to witness the miracle. She removed the golden sword on the altar and replaced it with a black eyes-shaped coat of arms, and solemnly wore a black Princess head on her head. Crown, and then take out some suspicious red liquid and apply it to her lips. The temperament instantly changed from a saint to a cult priest. Then she took a remote control from her pocket and gently pressed it.

During the rumbling noise, the War God image after the sermon was lowered, and then a new statue moved uphill. The statue is about the same size as the War God, and it is also lifelike and exquisite. Its image It is a majestic and noble beautiful girl. The idol surroundings haunts the dark cloud that is not a natural product at a glance, making her full of a special kind of eerie, even close to terror, but this temperament does not allow People feel evil, but full of awesome sense of prestige. Shao goddess is like holding a black short sword in one hand and a shovel in another ... God restores Oh!

This World must not have a shovel, I think so ...

I know this girl, but I think her face is not as rigid as ice-cold in this sculpture, but with a smirk of black belly all day long, or a smug after the success of the trick, she gave me the biggest impression I have nothing to do with majesty, I remember that the strawberry cake she made is a must, and I love shopping to buy beautiful jewelry (although I have never seen her wear it since I bought it), the God Clan sliver five counts her best Spend money, followed by Icetis ...

After Eva waited for the new **** to rise up, she began a new round of prayer ceremonies, which was completely different from the prayer words just now-the Bible in her hands was replaced by a large book with a black cover, that book She also took it out of the dark cell behind the sermon.

Me: "..."

I TM know what's going on with the alternatives ...

A moment later, Eva finished her prayer, made a listening look, and then said to us: "God should have heard it and will respond later. I hope you can make God feel valuable to accept this extra Disturbing. "

I twitched my mouth to reveal an expression that I did n’t know was crying or laughing, and pointed to the statue of Monina behind: "This is your alternative? Let his sister answer the phone when War God is not working?"

"How do you know that the God of Shadow is the sister of War God?" Eva immediately found something very keenly and asked me looking at my eyes, and then there was a surprised expression on her face, "Oh! is your World faith The **** is the **** of shadow? Oh, Lord, this is great, it seems that these outer space visitors and we are the lucky ones bathed in the same glory ... I really do n’t know that the **** of shadow heard this World coming to you How happy the voice ... "

No, I think she will be taken aback most of the time, and then beat 123 to the bruised face before I go home with Shandora.

at this moment I felt a sudden move in my heart, and I had a hunch of a pit father, so I asked smoothly: "Then I have a follow-up question-if Mo ... the **** of shadow did not hear your prayer, then ..."

"God is wise." With a happy look on Ina's face, she handed over the remote control in her hand. I took a look, and suddenly felt an instability under her feet: the top of the simultaneously was lined up with five Buttons, the first button is marked with a golden giant sword, the second is marked with a black short knife, the third is marked with a golden sun, and the fourth is a dragon with claws and claws drawn next to it. A mosquito is drawn next to the five.

... I think the fifth one should be to draw dragonfly, but the place is not enough-it may be that this World does not have dragonfly, so the creator of the remote control imagined it could not.

I poked the Shandora's arm: "Bringing this thing to God's Domain is enough for those five guys to be confined to heaven and earth."

"... I'm afraid it's useless," Shandora shook his head crying and laughing (It's not easy for Her Majesty the Queen to show such an expression), "They dare brazenly to stand up to each other, that means most of them meet the regulations ... But I know so many gods These guys under Della are indeed a combination of unique. "

Yeah, you said that the purpose of the high-level gods that grouped the Della team came from the purpose of bringing these five rare problem elements together? How much revenge do you have for World if you can toss the five of them together?

At this moment, Eva ’s prayer finally echoed, and I felt that the atmosphere in the whole church suddenly changed, and a certain familiar atmosphere filled the space instantly-it was like a kitchen lady really came Here, and to be everywhere is the same. Although Shandora and I were quite familiar with this breath and did n’t feel much about it, Eva and Mr. Lei kneeled down in front of the idol and chanted something religiously. A moment later, a voice sounded directly in all directions-even giving the illusion that it sounded in his own mind: "Eva, I heard your call, you have-yeah, confused-um, what are you ? "

Shandora eyes looked at it watery and grabbed my hand tightly: the family has already started cooking.

Eva and Master Lei stayed calm even when they heard strange content mixed in the "Word of God", as if something like "Yeah, confuse" is the same thing that has been accustomed to in World millennia. Eva holding the Bible in hand, said respectfully: "God, our World welcomes visitors from faraway places, they ..."

"cough cough, it's me." I finally couldn't stay silent and interrupted Eva's words with a loud voice.

I do n’t know if it ’s an illusion. As soon as my voice fell, I heard a strange movement of pots and pans Della in a strange place, and then Monina ’s voice full of prestige suddenly collapsed. Become the daily twitchy ancient spirit twitter chatter: "Ah! Chen? How are you?"

Eva and Mr. Lei were unable to react in an instant, and even forgot that they should remain solemn now, almost jumped like an electric shock, and I at this moment suddenly realized that I should not say hello to Monina so quickly. At the same time, Monina on the opposite side may also think of this crop (or may be able to see the scene here). Fortunately, the latter is wise and smart, and she immediately changed to that majestic and full voice to her brother ’s believer : "Eva, I'm going to talk to the friends you brought. Now exit the church, close the door, and forbid anyone to come in."

It can be seen that Eva is curious, but she still faithfully fulfilled her obligation to obey the gods, and with her belly full of confusion, withdrew from the main hall with her grandfather when the church door "banged" "After closing, I exhaled:" OK, they are gone. "

"Aw, now I can speak," Monina's voice came not from all directions, but from the direction of the idol. "You ... Is that the World managed by my brother? This is What's going on? "

"It seems that the fleet jumped here from the beginning," I pulled the Shandora and found a seat near me, chatting with Monina, "How about your brother? How did he fall off the chain at this critical moment?" Alright? "

"My brother went to chase the **** the street," Monina said, breaking up, I know that Ilson is mostly not at home-it may be being pulled by Uncle Kansas to feed birds in a nearby park, "Come back to me Hitting him, he said that he had received an believer report. At that time, when he saw that the early warning system did not respond, he put it aside first, and did not say anything about it-I never thought he was so brainless, that report mostly said your thing. Right? "

"Ah, that's not true." I originally said my experience here. You really don't want to say, the difference between a communication system and a communication system is quite big. I forcibly connected with Lin Xue. Although I can talk, I always feel a bit delayed, and the voice quality is not optimistic, but through the special line God Clan, the communication quality is up. Through Monina ’s voice, I can even hear the pots and pans opposite. Banging and the sound of Little Bubbles yelling into the kitchen ...

Wait, why does theoretically spirit direct communication always have this voiceover?

“Oh, I ’m cooking, and I ’m afraid I ’m afraid I ’m going to burn it again. The management terminal I ’m using now is out.” Monina said naturally. So in my mind, a picture jumped out vividly: in the mortal church, many believer were praying prayerfully, listening to the teachings of God, and in God's Domain, their gods were wearing apron wandering around the stovetop while cooking Telling believer about the truth, there is an Ipad in the cupboard in front of God ...

Suddenly I feel that once I accept such a setting, it feels very sensational!

"Okay, I ’m busy with the matter at hand," there was a shovel from at this moment Monina, and a protest from Little Bubbles Yiyi who wanted to steal something and was taken away by the adult, "huh This is really good news. I finally know where you are so that you will be back soon-a group of people here are worried about dying ... An Wei Na, the soy sauce is almost used up! "

An Wei Na's misty voice seems to come from a far away (because the kitchen at home is really big): "Oh, I know, the little Medyvh has gone out to buy-well, you just kept talking with Who speaks? "

"Your Master Oh."

I started counting down as soon as Mona ’s words fell. From a count of three to one, a banging of ping pong sounded as expected, and then the ghost maid ’s voice rang through the church: “Master Master! You have contacted the master! Where is the master? Are you injured? The hostess is there? Are you all okay? Have you eaten dinner? I heard that the master is trapped in a different World. Really? Is it okay? There are no enemies there? By the way, master, eat at home at night ... "

"Hurry up!" I hurriedly stopped Anveena's, while looking at the Her Majesty the Queen with green eyes beside me, "Shandora is still hungry, don't say such an irritating thing. Shandora, bear with me Forbear, I'll have dinner soon ... "

Shandora sucks: "But A'Jun, I'm really hungry ... or go home now, anyway, I already know which World, it is no problem to send it back directly?"

I thought so too, it seems that there is really no problem going back now: the only thing that obstructed the positioning of the fleet was actually solved after confirming the patron saint of World, but when I thought about it like this, suddenly in the church Another voice sounded:

"Wood, I'm afraid you can't leave that World ..."

It ’s Ojou-sama. She came out of the coffin? (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (qidian.com) to vote for recommendation and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation.)