The Lame Daoist Priest: The 278th festival, Master’s old friend
lnmao.org, the fastest update of the latest chapters of the Taoist priest!
Master 278’s old friend
Dead fat guy looks worthy of sympathy, but I won't sympathize with him. If he lives, many people will die! Moreover, it will become a threat to the **** in the future! So we must cut weeds and roots! I took out another dagger from the space ring and walked towards him...
In half a minute.
The big cousin exclaimed: "Little Dragon! Did you kill that fat man?!"
"Don't be afraid, I am not a murderous madman." I comforted: "This man is an island killer. He once conspired to kill a large number of celebrities and officials at the Haitian Grand Banquet. Fortunately, we found out in time and arrested them all. Get up and hand it over to the government. However, in this society, money can make ghosts persecute, and the island country has spent a lot of money, and even let him go! If he lives, many compatriots will die. Since the government can’t sanction him, it’s better Let me do it, understand?"
"Dragon, are you a national agent? You just used that incredible ability..."
I said solemnly: "Cousin, this matter must be kept secret, even the aunt and uncle can't tell it, this is for your good."
"I see." The big cousin nodded: "Then I will be bullied in the future, you have to help me!"
I smiled: "Of course, if you make a call, I will be here."
The big cousin said worriedly: "But, what about their bodies? Destroy them?"
"It's okay, I just need to make a call." Then, I took out my mobile phone and found the phone number of State Agent He Xue. After the call was connected, He Xue's voice came over: "You have always been fine Baodian, what's the matter, just tell me."
"I killed someone."
"What?!"
"Don’t be surprised, I killed a bad guy and an island killer. Do you remember the Haitian feast? The island nation sent an elite team. Each of the five people in the team was a master. We killed a woman. A man ran away, and the remaining three were beaten and handed over to the country. But one man ran out, and I killed him. Can this be settled for me? If not, I will ask someone to help. Up."
He Xue said: "Okay, I know, I will help you deal with it, which city are you in?"
"Yining City, outside the crematorium, He Xue, should I burn this corpse directly or leave it to you?"
"Keep it here first." He Xue said with a headache: "Although he is a killer, it is still very troublesome to deal with. In this way, you can put the body in the morgue of the crematorium first, and I will try to catch it tomorrow morning. In the past."
I smiled and said: "Thank you, I will invite you to dinner next time I have time."
After hanging up the phone, I said to the bitch: "Take the bodies of the dead fat man and the driver and get them inside the crematorium. Big cousin, you... follow us in. You may stay outside. Danger.” Because there is a ghost king in the crematorium, I am afraid that when we deal with the ghost king, there will be fish that slip through the net and run out to hurt her. In addition, there may be reinforcements in the island country. It is too dangerous to leave her outside, so let her in. More insurance.
The big cousin listened to the car. I held a leg of the dead fat man and walked towards the crematorium. The **** also held the driver’s leg and said as he walked: "Big brother, this driver seems to be onmyoji. I moved my hands and feet. I didn’t die, but I didn’t know when he died suddenly. It was quite a corpse, and it was so powerful. It took me a lot of effort to get rid of him!"
"Stop nonsense, I think you can relax."
"Isn't it? I'm hiding so well, but you can see through it?!" The **** asked incredulously.
I nodded: "The word'simple' of your simple Yang Talisman array reveals your strength!"
The **** was speechless for a while, and asked: "Brother, what was the trick you used to kill the fat man's soul just now? It's so handsome! Can you teach me?"
The trick to destroy the fat man’s soul? It's just an ordinary flame jet, hidden energy + Yang Huo, or Long Yan, didn't this trick be known for a long time ago? Could it be that he saw my trick more convenient, he could spit out the sun fire without the sun sign, so he was greedy? Although I want to teach him, it's a pity that he can't learn it. If you want to learn latent energy, you must first activate it with the "Latent Energy Test Machine".
I said: "You can't learn this ability now. When the time comes, I will naturally teach you." I mean, I will mention it to the old liar in the future, or wait until I get mixed up in the netherworld. A hidden energy test machine to activate the hidden energy for him.
The old man guarding the crematorium came out, and he asked sickly: "It's so late, what do you want to do?"
I opened my eyes just now and found that although the old man is sick and looks like a dead person, he is actually a living person. I directly took out two thousand yuan and said: "Old man, it is convenient. The two bodies are stored here and will be taken tomorrow."
"No!" He resolutely said: "No entry is allowed at this time!"
I counted out another thousand dollars and said: "Old man, these three thousand dollars are my respect for you. Please let us put the corpse in the freezer."
"When you say you can't enter, you can't enter!" He looked at me: "Also, young man, I have to remind you that recently, you should avoid walking at night and go to places like graves, otherwise you will die. "
My eyes are narrowed slightly, can he see my sun fire? !
Is he also a Taoist priest?
However, the sun fire on his shoulders has not been extinguished. On the contrary, it is stronger. How did he see the sun fire on my shoulders? Or is he just talking nonsense? I winked at the bitch, and the **** knew it, and took out a male symbol from his pocket: "Old man, do you know this thing?"
"Hehe, Yang Fu, I haven't seen it for many years."
I asked in surprise: "Old man, are you also a Taoist priest?"
"Well, you guys are from the Taoist world. I haven't been a Taoist priest for many years. I don't like cold bedside..."
I wiped my cold sweat: "Old man, since everyone is in the Taoist world, can you make it easier?"
"No." His attitude is still very firm: "There are five ghost kings in this crematorium. They are very powerful. I don't have any props to use. I can only barely trap them. It is very dangerous to enter now. If a little baby wants to survive, please leave as soon as possible."
The **** said: "Old man, I am the president of the Taoist Association! We are here to deal with the Ghost King incident this time!"
The old man murmured to himself: "Child's play, child's play, the president of the Taoist Association turned out to be a stinky boy. The old man was right back then. The decline of Taoism is inevitable."
The **** scratched his butt, but Cheng Yingjian fell from the waist of his pants to the ground. He was about to bend down to pick it up, and the sickly old man suddenly yelled: "Don't move!"
The **** was taken aback, and hurriedly stopped.
The old man stared at the hilt on the ground, and then said for a while: "The Shadow Sword? Where did you get it? What is the relationship between Niu Jintao and you?"
"Huh? Old man, do you know our master?" The **** asked in surprise.
"Your master? Good! Good! Good!" The old man said three good words, and then asked: "Where is the other person?"
I pretended to sigh: "Master, his old man passed away four years ago."
The old man also expressed his regret. He said, "It turns out that he is the deceased's apprentice. He has such a high-sightedness. He has accepted three disciples for me to take a good look." He looked at me and said, "The pace is calm and procrastinated. Even such a fat person can still not blush or breathe. It can be seen that your physical strength is far superior to ordinary people! Presumably, martial arts skills are also good! As a Taoist priest, agility is the capital! Good!"
Then he looked at the **** man again: "The sun fire is extraordinary and exuberant, with a natural'eye of heaven', are you a congenital Taoist body? As expected of Niu Jintao, you have found such two best disciples! Let me see this girl again. "While speaking, he looked at the big cousin again, glanced a few times, frowned and said: "This girl is not like a Taoist..."
A black line appeared on the forehead of the big cousin: "I am not a Taoist priest, I am a Taoist family member."
I said: "Senior, since you know our master, let us go in. Let’s not hide it. We are here for the five ghost kings this time, and we also want to put the two bodies in the freezer. ."
"Well, let me see how powerful Niu Jintao's disciple is!" The old man glanced at the purple talisman on his cousin's body and said: "You can draw a purple talisman at a young age. I want to come to your skills. It’s not bad! The waves behind the Yangtze River really push the waves forward!"
"Hehe, you passed the award, senior, then you can take us to the cold storage room, and then we will help you seal the ghost king."
So we chatted and walked into the crematorium. I have to say that this crematorium is quite large, and it is different from crematoriums in other places. For example, the crematorium in Qingtian City is relatively simple. And here, there is actually an office building. While we were chatting, we walked to the door of the morgue. The old man turned around for a long time, took out a bunch of keys from his waist, and then looked for them one by one, tried three in a row, and got the wrong keys.
The big cousin hugged her shoulders, and asked with some fear: "Old man, do you want to take a picture of you with your mobile phone?"
The old man said: "No, alas, people are getting old and their eyes are dizzy, and they can't distinguish the keys."
The **** said: "It's okay, old man, don't worry, look for it slowly."
The old man found it again and tried three more keys, but it was still not right! The door still didn't open! I frowned tightly, stopped my big cousin behind me, took out a yang symbol drawn by Zuo Ci from the space ring, ignited it, and patted it on the old man!
The **** suddenly raised his arm and grabbed my wrist, and asked: "Big brother, what are you doing? You got a ghost? This is Master's old friend! How can you attack Senior?"
I used a little force, broke free from the hand of the cheap man, and slapped the old man with the masculine symbol. He screamed and slammed into the door. At the same time, a soul popped out of my body and flew in through the door!
I said faintly: "We didn’t turn on the flashlight, but he could accurately insert the key into the keyhole every time. Since his eyesight is so good, why can’t he find the real key? There is only one answer, he is Fake!!!"