The Lame Daoist Priest: The 182nd Strange “Grandma”

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I played around in my crotch for a long time, and haven't pulled the ring out yet, fucking... the stitch was too tight last time!

Actually, you don’t have to take out the ring to take out things. Since the sewing is too tight, just take the rope directly.

Even at night, there are some weak lights around the antique, so the **** saw this scene...Under the dim light, I pulled out a long thing from the crotch little by little, three or four. Mi... The **** swallowed, looked at his crotch, and looked at me with admiration.

As soon as I saw his dead look, I knew he must be crooked! But I didn't intend to explain, I took out a rope that was more than three meters long and rushed directly to my grandmother! At the same time, he said to the bitch: "Come and help! Tie up your grandma!"

"No way, big brother! Grandma is too strong! I'm afraid it won't be able to hold it!"

"Stop talking nonsense, I said that if you can tie it, you can tie it! You follow the rope, let's go around her!"

So the two of us turned around our grandma... Because she liked the **** very much, so when we went around, the grandma chased the **** around, and finally somehow she tied the bastard. Living! ! At this time, the grandmother had already walked around in front of the bastard. Although there was no chin, but I didn't know if it was an illusion. I seemed to hear a sound... Yo Xi.

I hurriedly kicked the waist of "Grandma"! Kick her aside! Then he hurriedly removed the rope from the bitch. How could this be a disservice to me? How did the rope get entangled in him? ! I really couldn't help but took the rope and rushed towards my grandmother by myself! Kick her legs! She knelt on the ground with her body unstable.

Then with the help of the bitch, we finally **** the ‘Grandma’! !

The **** sat on the ground without an image, panting, panting, and said: "Big brother, can you tie up grandma with this rope? No, I have to stay away from her old man, otherwise wait for the rope. If it is broken, I will feel crooked."

"It should be no problem." I just tried the rope. This rope is very strong. Maybe in the silver space ring, the rope is just an ordinary rope, and the dagger is just an ordinary dagger, but when I got here, They have all become treasures, artifacts.

The **** took a few more breaths and asked, "Big brother, what should grandma do? I have to find a way to solve her! Burn it?"

"No." I shook my head and said, "I heard that this wet corpse was discovered by an archaeological team, but it was temporarily stored in a museum and will be taken away in a few days. And since ancient times, the wet corpse is very It rarely appears. This is a very research-worthy antique. It is not inferior to those well-preserved antiques, so we can’t burn her. The only way now is to contact the archaeological team as soon as possible and ask where they found the wet corpse. , And then let’s look up clues to see why the wet corpse can stand up without Yin Qi! And the body is so hard! I have never heard of such a corpse..."

Actually, if the corpse can be destroyed, it will be easier to handle. I can burn her to death directly with the fire energy, or I can use a dagger to smash her to death. No matter how hard her bones are, she can't stop my sharp dagger! !

"Well, that can only be done! What should I do now?"

"Now..." I thought for a while and said: "You are here looking at your grandma, I will go home to take the twine and tie her tighter." The reason why I want to go home, It's because Xu Xiaoling is still waiting for me. It's almost midnight now. I know that if I don't go back all night, she will wait for me all night, so I want to let her go to bed first when I go home to get the rope.

Of course, you can also make a phone call, but I have to go back to get the twine, so let's tell her in person.

The **** said with tears, "Brother, don't go! What if grandma jumps up again after you leave? I can't fix her!"

I frowned secretly while stepping on my grandma. The **** was right. What if the rope is not strong and the grandma breaks free? After thinking twice, I decided not to go back! According to yesterday's situation, the wet corpse would not act during the day, and I don't know why.

I guess she will toss for a while, maybe she won't toss anymore.

So I let the **** step on his grandmother, and I went to the side and called Xu Xiaoling. The call was quickly connected, and it was obvious that she had been waiting for me with her cell phone pinched. She asked: "Xiaolong, are you finished?"

"No, it's a little troublesome, but it doesn't matter. Ningrou, you go to sleep first. I will stay in the museum for the time being and look at this corpse. Don't worry, there will be no danger, you know I am very skilled. You can see me tomorrow when you come to work, be good, go to sleep."

"Well, all right, then you must be careful." Xu Xiaoling exhorted.

I smiled: "I see, go to sleep."

After hanging up the phone, the **** complained: "I would have known that I would not come to you. This is good. My grandmother almost broke my chin. Why did I recite so much, hey hey hey. ~" The **** sang a bit hard.

"If you are sleepy, go back to sleep first. I can stay here by myself. Taoism is useless to your grandma anyway, you can keep it or not."

"Just kidding! I'm the most loyal!"

"Really? Then who just called for grandma to come to me?"

"Um... Brother, don’t I have confidence in your skills? It turns out that it is true. You **** your grandma in twos or twos. If I were here, I guess I could only run away. Copy."

Grandma tossed for more than two hours, and finally gradually stopped moving. At more than two o'clock in the middle of the night, she returned to the appearance of a dead body, motionless.

I stepped on for more than two hours, because she had to step on it hard, otherwise she would jump up, so I also felt very tired and my legs were numb.

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At dawn, Xu Xiaoling came to the museum early and brought me two pieces of jam and bread, two omelettes and some nutritious porridge, all of which she made by herself. Because she didn’t know that the **** was here, So she only brought one person. Then... I didn’t eat this loving breakfast in one bite, and it was all eaten by the bitch... After eating it, I would give it my mouth: "The porridge is too sweet, I have to improve it next time."

I almost didn't kick him to death! It doesn't taste good...Who told you to drink it? !

Xu Xiaoling has a good temper and smiled and said, "Yes, when I make breakfast next time, I will ask you to taste it together."

"Brother, look at how good Sister Xiaoling is, so you should pay more attention to her..." The **** closed his mouth. Because I looked at him with eyes that could kill people, and if he doesn't shut up, I promise to give him a few feet immediately!

The body has been put back to its original location, and the museum curator rushed over soon, because he knew I was Xu Xiaoling’s boyfriend, so this time... I told him that the **** was the Taoist priest who came to help last night. .

Although there is surveillance video in the museum, we turned off the surveillance video when we acted last night. So no one can know my spooky speed.

The curator is a middle-aged man in his forties, with a national character face. He asked the bitch: "Master, there is nothing wrong with this corpse, right?"

The **** wiped off the grain of rice from his mouth, instantly pretending to be an expert, and said slowly: "Blessed Tianzun, this female corpse has a big problem. For example, last night, this corpse jumped up! She was then I used a trick, this Foshan Wuyingjiao, and I saw the shadows of the legs all over the sky, but it didn’t matter, I didn’t hurriedly smiled, lifted a piece of true qi from the bladder, and directly used a trick tortoise-style qigong! She fell to the ground and couldn't move..." While talking, the **** made two gestures.

Of course, the director of the museum also knows that **** are bragging, after all, his description is too exaggerated. The director of the museum said: "Uh... Chief Dao, I just want to know one thing. Has this corpse been dealt with? She won't harm people anymore, right?"

"The Immeasurable Heavenly Sovereign." The **** knotted his sword and said: "This corpse is only temporarily subdued, and it will be a corpse tonight. If you don't believe it, the curator can stay and have a look. Actually this corpse Very weird, I hope the curator will contact the archaeological team as soon as possible. I need to know where the corpse was found, and then observe the topography, topography and feng shui pattern in order to infer the method to subdue the corpse. In fact, there is also Another way to introduce it is to burn the corpse and it will be a hundred."

"I'm afraid it won't work." The curator said, "This wet corpse is well preserved and is of great research value. It is absolutely impossible to burn it. Let me contact the archaeological team and let them come. , Ask where this corpse was found."

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After making the phone call, the archaeological team said that they would only be able to come in the afternoon.

Xu Xiaoling and I came to her office. She was going to give me a hug, but I took a step back: "Don’t, Ningrou, my clothes are dirty. I fought with the wet corpse for a few hours last night. There are some close encounters, who knows what germs are on her, so don’t hug me for now."

"Well, then you go home and take a shower and change your clothes." She said softly.

I nodded: "Well, that's okay. By the way, the eldest sister hasn't come back yet?"

"Yes, before I left last time, I said that I would give my eldest sister a half-month holiday and let her go home with the child. It has been half a month...maybe something has been delayed at home. Right?"

I thought for a while and said: "Sister Yi's temperament shouldn't be back late. Maybe something happened to her house. After the wet corpse is processed, I will go to her house."

"Okay, the day after tomorrow is Saturday, let's go together!"

"Yeah." I nodded: "Then I will go back to take a bath and change clothes. I have to negotiate with the archaeological team in the afternoon. Call your mother and ask the fox demon to come with you because of the wet corpse. Maybe I will jump up sometime, let her protect you here more safely, so I can leave with confidence."

(The third quarter will be released later.. I’m so sorry, I’m really busy.)