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Seeing that everyone around me focused their eyes on my face, I coughed and said, "Jiannan, don't joke with this security guard, go, let's go in."

After entering the house, we followed the signs and came to the ticket booth. Before I could speak, the **** tidied up his suit and pretended to look at his watch. A successful person said: "Miss, give us Here are two tickets to the Capital Railway Station, hurry up, we are in a hurry."

I almost didn't kick him to death, to your grandma's capital railway station! Can the plane drive into the train station? dry!

The conductor said: "Excuse me, sir, do you want a ticket to the Capital Airport?"

"Oh, yes, yes, yes, that's the ticket to the capital crematorium. I want a quick flight, don't you know if you don't want a slow flight? I'm in a hurry."

Your sister in the crematorium! Come on your brother-in-law! I covered my face in pain, my God! Why should I take a **** out of the house? It's so embarrassing, I won't bring this wonderful flower out next time I am killed!

I calmed my excitement, dragged the **** to the back, then smiled at the conductor and said, "He was joking with you just now. We want to buy two tickets to the Capital Airport."

The conductor checked and said: "There is a flight at 7:40 tonight, and I expect to arrive at the Capital Airport at 9:30."

"I need this, two."

"Sir, please show your ID card."

After we handed over the ID card, the conductor operated for a while, handed over two ID cards and two tickets and said: "Hello, sir, a total of 3,252 yuan."

The **** yelled with his mouth open: "So expensive? You rob? The train sleeper is only more than two hundred yuan. Let me calculate how many times the plane ticket is expensive." Then, the **** took out Nokia. Friends 1100, adjust to the calculator function, forget it.

With tears in my eyes, I almost didn't kneel down for the bitch. I took a deep breath and said, "From now on, you are not allowed to speak, otherwise the ticket money will be deducted from your salary. If you can keep it quiet Capital Airport, the ticket money is mine, OK?"

"O..." The **** just uttered an O, and immediately covered his mouth, nodding his head, as long as he didn't deduct his salary, let this guy do anything.

I took out my bank card, swiped it to buy a ticket, followed the instructions, went to the security check, and then went to the waiting hall to find a seat and sit down.

I also brought a black backpack when I went out this time, but the bag contained clothes, plus a few charms, a fan without yang, and of course, my carefully made jade bracelet.

The **** took his'Nokie Friends 1100' and sent text messages. This guy found a girlfriend. She was very strange. His girlfriend was a female employee in a haunted office building. He didn't expect to be so quickly picked up by the bastard. When I got it, I didn't see that he still has this talent.

I sat aside and closed my eyes to rest. I don’t know how long it took, when I suddenly heard a voice from a distance: "Mr. Zhang Xiaolong."

I opened my eyes and found that it was Su Jing, who was the boss of the strong woman and friend of a lowly boyfriend who I saw a few days ago. I didn't expect to meet her at the airport.

She came over and said, "Mr. Zhang, thank you for what happened last time. Where are you going?"

"Go to the capital, where are you Miss Su?"

"It's a coincidence. I also want to go to the capital. It's a 7:40 flight."

I smiled: "So are we!"

Next, under the leadership of Su Jing, we successfully boarded the plane without making any embarrassment.

It was the first time for a **** to fly on a plane. When the plane took off, she was very excited, dancing and dancing. The stewardess walked over and asked: "Hello, sir, are you airsick?"

The **** pointed to his mouth, waved his hand, then pinched his neck, made a slanted mouth gesture, indicating that he could not speak, otherwise his salary would be deducted. In this case, his girlfriend would Strangled him.

The flight attendant obviously didn't understand, but when she saw the **** choking her neck, she asked anxiously: "Sir, I'm sorry, I don't understand what you want to express."

I was sitting in the back playing Plants vs. Zombies, and when I saw a **** talking sign language with a flight attendant, my heart was broken, I was too careless! Even if you don't let the **** talk, you can't underestimate it. He is already cheap to the bones. Give him a little chance and he can become the focus of the audience. .

The **** repeated what he did just now. The stewardess became more anxious and asked: "Sir, are you having a seizure?"

The **** finally couldn't help but still said: "You are crazy..."

This b almost didn't make the stewardess **** off. You obviously know how to speak, and you also type *sign language? !

And I was worried that the **** would take me with me when he got embarrassed, so I had the foresight and sneaked into the toilet by urinating, but when the **** found that he could not find me, he stretched out his'devil's claws' Su Jing. .

I finally got through to the Capital Airport, my feet were vain, my hair was messy, and my expression collapsed. I was completely collapsed by the bitch. This guy is too tortured by Nima. Even Su Jing can't keep calm, and I have some lingering fears. Asked: "Mr. Zhang, where are you going? Someone will pick me up today, why don't you take you a ride?"

"No need, Miss Su, go ahead, someone will pick me up as soon as I call."

After Su Jing left, I gave the **** a vicious look, then took out my phone and called Xu Xiaoling. After a while, a familiar female voice came over: "Sorry, the phone you dialed is turned off, sorry... …"

Shut down! Why did it turn off? Her cell phone rarely turns off. Maybe it's out of power, wait a while and try another call.

As a result, we both sat on a cool bench for a night, so sleepy that our upper eyelids were under the eyelids. The **** even took out the crispy noodles he brought, chewing them, and sending messages to my girlfriend. It looked like Africa. Refugees coming.

The next day, at 12 noon, Xu Xiaoling's phone was still turned off! Even if you are charging your phone, you should turn it on now, right? This is not fun anymore. In the huge capital, trying to find Xu Xiaoling is like looking for a needle in a haystack. Nothing will happen to her, right? She's been weird since she left three days ago.

No, I like Sister Xiaoling very much, and I must not let her have something to do! After waiting for another hour, Xu Xiaoling's phone still turned off.

After thinking twice, I called Chen Haotian.

Chen Haotian quickly picked it up and asked straightforwardly: "Little dragon, what's the matter?"

"Brother Chen, I do have something to ask for." With that said, I briefly said about Xu Xiaoling's affairs, and hoped that he would help me find out where Xu Xiaoling's home lives.

Chen Haotian was silent for a while before he said: "Xu Xiaoling? Well, according to your description, you should be Xu Ningrou, the eldest daughter of the Xu family. Today is her 24th birthday. My sister went to participate. I’m leaving home. It’s estimated that it will take a few hours to get to the Capital Airport. Let’s call my sister and ask her to take you along."

So, the long wait began again...

The **** and I waited from one noon to four in the afternoon. At this time, I was sitting on a chair and eating crispy intestines. The **** also drank the nutrition express like a dead father and mother. When we were about to fall asleep, my phone finally rang! It was a strange number. After I answered it, a clear female voice came: "Are you Zhang Xiaolong?"

"Yes."

"Brother asked me to take you to Xu's house. Well, where are you at the airport? I will send someone to pick you up."

I hurriedly reported my position. After a while, a man in a black suit came and took us out of the airport and got on a Ferrari! And the **** started to commit a **** again, begging me to take two photos of him with my mobile phone, so that I could show off with my girlfriend when I returned. I really had no choice but to agree to his wayward request.

This is a fleet of five cars. Our one is at the back. What are Lamborghini and Rolls-Royce in front of us. In short, they are all famous cars. The one in the middle is a very sloppy car. The pink car looks a bit like a beetle. It's round and round. I haven't seen the logo. It is two English letters "TS". But at first glance, the value of the car is definitely far more valuable than the Ferrari we are sitting in. , I guess the one sitting inside is Miss Chen Jia...

Taking more than 500 photos of the bastard, Ya Cai said with satisfaction: "Well, it's almost done, just take a few photos."

I almost never strangled him! If it weren’t for the lack of memory on my phone, I would continue to take pictures of this product!

The convoy slowly stopped at the door of a big shopping mall, and I asked the driver with some doubts: "Brother, are we here?"

"Not yet, our lady is going shopping, so I will stay here for a while."

As a result, this ‘stop for a while’ made me stay for more than two hours! It's seven o'clock in the evening! dry! It's so late, and it's Mao's birthday? And Xu Xiaoling's phone still couldn't get through. It was really annoying. Just when I was about to break out, Miss Chen Jia finally came back surrounded by a group of bodyguards!

The convoy continued and drove for more than half an hour. It seemed to be driving into the wilderness, and many luxury cars were driving on this road. After a while, a sign was erected on the side of the road: private territory, idlers Do not enter.

Go on, and finally found a big yard ahead. There are many exquisite buildings in the yard. There are luxury cars parked on both sides of the highway. All kinds of them are endless. It just blinds the bitch's titanium alloy dog ​​eyes. , This B yelled me to delete the photo just now and take another photo. He wants to take one next to every luxury car, making me so angry that I want to vomit blood. Nima is here for the birthday party. , Or came to take pictures?

But will this really be Sister Xiaoling's house? If it wasn't, it would be embarrassing. Chen Haotian didn't make it clear at all, so she asked her sister to bring me here.

I told the **** that the things inside are better than these cars, let's go in and take photos.

So the **** and I followed Ms. Chen's family, and when we entered the gate, we asked for an invitation! Fortunately, Miss Chen's family has, and said that we were brought here by her, and then we mixed in...

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