The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 95: Out of control
“The wise man has become foolish, and it is the easiest fish to hook. Because he has a wide range of talents and cannot see his arrogance. The stupid things of fools are not unusual, and the stupid things of wise people make people laugh. Because he used all his skills to prove that he was stupid. “
“There is a wise king in a stupid country. He feels that he is nobler and greater than a god.”
“Oh, my brother, please don’t say that. The majestic king, wielding the supreme scepter, is about to ascend to the throne. If you criticize him, be careful to lift him up to cover the maggots. Scepter, beat you up. “
“Hum, a tiny king, don’t even say the true words. That arrogant declaration, that God of Law as a countryman’s rant, is causing the gods in heaven to laugh wildly.”
“Oh, who gave the funny king the confidence that he and his kingdom, short-lived, could overlook the already entering the immortal?”
“Maybe it’s because he has a loud voice, at least, his heartbreaking roar scared the crows into shivering.”
“Maybe it’s because he’s rich, at least, he’s rich enough to decorate trees with jewels and pave the way with carpets.”
“Maybe it’s because he’s very powerful, at least, the forty-six unlucky ones are planning to present their own flags and act obediently as running dogs.”
The funny three, still surrounded by Legends, still sing their own songs.
“Ha ha ha ha!” “Ha ha ha ha!”
The hall already is in chaos. In the trembling of the nobles (crows), the three dwarf laughter become one.
“The emperor’s voice is very loud? Huh, his roar may spread throughout the country, but that person never needs to roar. Even in the face of a farmer who has nothing, even in the face of the question of the noble demigod, he just pulls himself out Code, Mans methodically told the truth about our Liu Huang Mountain City. “
“Let’s wait. Let the great time discern the weight of speech. Three hundred years later, how many ashes remain for the great king. Does his arrogant discourse already become the laughingstock of history, and the silent immortal, already Realized his own ideas and changed the whole world with his own rules. “
“The emperor’s kingdom is rich? Oh. In order to decorate the facade, he luxuriously opened his own treasury, decorated the trees with jewellery, and irrigated the rivers with milk. Our rural judge is not so rich, he is poor Often overdraft wages. IOU to the store to prepare bread for tomorrow. “
“But in his country, as long as you work hard, you won’t starve. As long as you follow the law-abiding law, you can get dignity. Every civilian in his office can go in and complain about his troubles. Be able to express your expectations for the future. In your country, it is a world where people eat people. Greedy nobles are wolves, sly businessmen are sheep in front of wolves, but cannibal tigers in front of civilians. And you, Whether the great king, the supreme one who feeds on wolves and tigers and leopards, has been to the civilian areas on the outskirts of the city to hear the “shenzyin” of lambs who are so pained that they can’t live, and how they sold their children and abandoned their daughters. Only Can I fill my stomach today? “
“The emperor’s kingdom is very powerful? Oh, I heard that your Royal Guard is the elite of the silver cross (the symbol of Silver-Rank). Your voice can make the surrounding neighbors tremble? Then you know that in the underground world of weak meat and strong food, it is The golden triangles (the logo of Gold-Rank) are just cannon fodder under the war. You know that we have just eliminated the Count Demon and his army that are enough to match the true gods, and exiled Dragon Empress, who has led countless evil dragons. Beastmaster. Also beheaded. “
“We have no so-called noble nobles who guard the territory and subjects, because our territory does not belong to anyone. Our cities have no army, and as long as the shadow of war approaches our final home, each of us is everything Warriors. We have many enemies. But we have more trustworthy friends. And you, great king, jealous emperor, you feel that when you lose your crown and scepter, when your home is threatened with destruction How many nationals are willing to give your life for you? How many nobles will die with the country? How many allies will come to save you, instead of cutting you in the back? “
“You young emperor holding a scepter of corruption, you think you are a majestic king, but you are actually a clown.”
“The injustice who murdered his father and brother, you thought you could look down at that person, but no matter the character or the meaning of existence, you can’t even compare that person’s little finger!”
“Fool King who is jealous of the true God, you are rich and rich because you are strong, but in fact you do n’t even know what true strength is. In the presence of that Lord, in the face of true strength, please remain humble.”
“You are shy because you are.”
“It’s actually ugly.”
“You are a joke.”
Okay, between singing and one, Darsos‘s face already turned into a pig’s liver color. In the end, all three dwarfs were caught by the emperor’s personal guards. Maybe it should be said that they didn’t hesitate, and they didn’t hesitate. Raised his hand to surrender, but someone keenly felt that this matter was far from over.
Hoyle, they do n’t think about the general situation of the country. They are all troubled Bastard, but they know who gave the Liu Huang Mountain City residents a good life. So, even if you are the supreme king, you only need to insult them. Benefactors, they still dare to shower the dog you scold.
The human King who laughs at the true God, the short Gnome and Grey Dwarf who laugh at the King, in the eyes of onlookers, especially in my eyes, this is a scene destined to be recorded in history.
Of course, two days later, things changed in already.
“… The nonsense of the three dwarfs has been composed into a funny bar minor by the composer. Now many middle and lower pubs and teahouses are singing, already has spread, I’m afraid already can’t stop it. “
The historical trend is indeed irresistible, but the so-called general trend is composed of countless individuals and events. In the national-level battles, all three people are worthless little people, but often, these are not worthy. The little man mentioned made a terrible thing.
“There must be behind-the-scenes manipulation, most of the lyrics are taken from the original words of those Gnomes, and the overall correction process has been performed. The level of art is very high. Our music masters and dramatists said that this should come from The hand of the master … and said, maybe it will become a handed work. “
“God of Law‘s Krose bishop already issued a formal note asking us to promptly release and explain disrespect to God of Law. Holy Light Church Church Noor VI. Expressed our high dissatisfaction through the emergency communication channel and asked us to The disrespect of the true God explained. And with it came serious warnings and concerns from nine true God churches, who asked us for an explanation.
“The Royal Guards seized giant robots in the temporary residences of those three guys, and that should be the gift they intended to send. According to preliminary research by the Royal Institution of Engineers, it is indeed very advanced. Many of these technologies are important for the engineering of our country. Studying is very helpful. But unfortunately, the Gnome simply refused to cooperate and didn’t know who passed the news. As a result, some people at already privately accused the imperial enemies of revenge and mocked the king for being inhuman. “
“The intelligence organization ‘Midnight Rose’ issued a warning that the nonsense that you murdered the first king in order to ascend to the throne. Of course, this is all stigma, but your prestige is indeed affected. And with that The rumorous vicious irony spread, some people in the already folks called the king “the foolish king who is jealous of the true God.” There are also people spreading our Auland Empire ambition to annex other countries. At least 30 of the 46 countries are eager to move. They communicate in private. Concatenation, there seems to be a conspiracy. “
Bad news is on the table. The pen is better than the sword. The young emperor has suffered the most dangerous challenge since he ascended the throne. The invisible enemy in the shadow is the union of countless hostile forces, making it impossible for anyone to fight back.
I have to say that, in a sense, Darsos is indeed called the Supreme King, at least under his authority. His subordinates dared to directly report the king’s mistakes and various unfavorable conditions without fear of being angry and punished for it.
“Darsos, this time you are really a little overdone. The rest doesn’t matter, but just for the sake of verbal disputes, you put the hat of contempt on the true God on your head, which is hostile to the church of the gods. It’s too much. Stupid. “
As Darsos‘s best friend and brother, only Hermite dare to say in person that the king is not, but at this time, Darsos is also annoyed. In retrospect, it was really not his own cautious daily style.
“Sure enough to stay away from women is right, beauty is harmful.”
Darsos now thinks back, it would be so annoying at that time, how much is that “Reyne” is around.
Being accused and ridiculed face-to-face with the woman you want, even if you are cautious about Humility in the past, you can easily hold back the anger in your heart, not to mention the monarch who is just in power.
“There may be some reasons for that contract, after all, it is the text of Devil. The language of realm is somewhat problematic.”
The language itself has mana. The language of realm will arouse negative emotions. The blasphemy language in Art of Truth and the language of Chaos in divine magic are the language magic of realm Devil and Demon. The opposite is the use of realm divine language, Angel divine language, magical words such as the words of the good and the holy.
Darsos stared at the contract for too long, already was unknowingly aroused negative emotions, and Magic Sword itself would make people lean towards Chaos. When he walked out of the room, the emotion already was very depressed and uncomfortable. It was taken for granted that it was ridiculed in person as a trigger index.
“It’s too late to say these already, things happened to already, and now what I want to make up for.”
If it’s just a blunder, it’s good to deal with it, but the sarcastic person’s heavy gift has achieved the stigma of Darsos ingratitude and small belly.
With that weird song spreading throughout the city and spreading at a rapid speed, before the reputation of Winter Wolf King was gained, the “good name” of the “Fool King of Jealousy” was first poured on the head of Darsos.
For the feudal monarch, authority and dignity are more important than life. Reputation is sometimes equated with strength itself. When the emperor loses his dignity and reputation, the great aristocrats of his emperor will naturally not listen to orders.
All of this is not somebody’s conspiracy, but sometimes the self-accumulation of accidental factors accumulated is more deadly than the enemy’s conspiracy.
Especially Darsos and Auland Empire are not a piece of iron. Although his father and brother fell, the forces left by him have not been completely removed. The warlords and nobles who have taken over the territory of Oita are even more ambitious. How could they let go of the opportunity to reduce the authority and dignity of the King.
The small countries that have been forced to join the covenant have long been full of resentment. If your Auland Empire is all flawless, it is now exposed, and naturally it is a group attack to find the opportunity to get rid of the independence and independence of the sovereign state.
If after three or five years, when Darsos is stable, these are not a system problem, but the recent Darsos covenant has been forced on the inside and outside, and I was sitting on the crater. Now my words are showing flaws, how can the opponent let go.
Thanks to the concerted efforts of all parties, the rumors and rumors of the bar spread quickly, and each hidden danger was detonated at the same time.
“Since already is wrong, go to the bottom. Push those three into the highest level of jail. Don’t let them see anyone. If they are released, it will make us weak. Give Noor Six In the world, the wording is a bit euphemistic, and I apologize for my misrepresentation. As for the God of Law church, already has completely offended, just ignore him. As for the rumor, let the intelligence organizations create more incredible rumors and confuse public opinion … …. “
Even in the face of unfavorable situations, Darsos still puts forward a one-by-one response method. Although it is a strategy to make up for the dead, it is also very appropriate.
“… Here, Your Majesty, Lord Hermite, I just received two messages.”
Civil officials who ran in suddenly stopped talking, obviously not good news.
“Say, what’s worse, I’ll follow.”
“I don’t know who passed the bar minor into the Royal Prison. Those Gnomes are humming all day, and the prisoners are starting to sing along. They are laughing at them … and some people say Because of the incompetence of this generation of kings, Auland Empire is about to fall into decline.
“Pop!”
Knowing that this is the smirk of the loser’s pain and itch, but Darsos still couldn’t help but lose control. Under the hammer, the precious red nanmu desk split in half.
The room became quiet for a while, and for a long while, His Majesty suppressed the bass of Wrath and burst into the room like a thunderous thunder.
“I see, what’s next? Any bad news?”
The young civilian responded tremblingly.
“East Mist Communal Country announced that it would establish the God of Law faith as the state religion. The Reyne Princess guarantees the innocence of the three people with their own reputation, and guarantees that the gifts they send are priceless and without guilt. We are required to let them go immediately.”
“Boom! Click!”
This time, the expensive desk doesn’t need to be repaired either. After Darsos slaps angrily, the desk will not be reimbursed, and even the ground will be knocked out of the pit.
“Sure enough, women are untrustworthy!”
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At the same time, under the river, a figure was diving, but beside him was a black cat walking underwater.
“Is this right? Did the key respond? Hold on, we don’t have much time.”
PS: This story has been stuck with squirrel for two days. It was originally intended to use poetry, but it is estimated that it will be stuck for two months ….. Then imitate Shakespeare’s drama lines. Shun, keep asking for tickets. This passage should pass a little faster.