The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 51: Edward’s Belt

“Master Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One). Please borrow my money! As long as you are willing to borrow my money, I will do anything!”

The girl’s better face is full of red clouds, and my eyes are full of tears and longing, but I’m a little dumbfounded.

As soon as I went out, Victoria was holding my robe, and he was reluctant to let go. He also said that he wanted to borrow money to buy a belt.

“That … sir, we just learned that there was a bizarre, Edwina’s deformed belt at that auction. If you can, I also ask you. This, I can use my salary as a mortgage. Yes, I am still young, and I can do it for another 200 years. “

It’s weird to hide from my Diana recently, but at this time, I took the courage, for the happiness of my younger brother, worked hard to get financial support from me, even at the expense of signing a contract for hundreds of years.

When Eliza removed dozens of curses, including shaman witchcraft, from Victoria, Victoria lived with her sister, but maybe I heard more of my rumors, and I was a bit scared, but always left Far away, even if I met in the corridor, I would tiptoe and walk away, as if I could eat people.

“Sir !!!! As long as you are willing to borrow my money to take that belt, I … I’ll cut it out and serve you with the help of my father’s skills. I know you like boys! Last time, I also refused my service because of this, but this time, if I have the opportunity to change back to a male, you will be happy too, right! I will make you happy. “

“Victoria !!!” Her sister Diana looked at her sister with a shocked expression. I did not expect that under the cheerful smiles of Victoria in the past, she had so much pain. She was so willing to sacrifice for an opportunity to become a boy. .

“Sister, needless to say, there is only one Belt of Edwina in this life. If I miss this opportunity, I can only be a woman in my life. As long as I can change back, even if I use the flesh to serve Demon, what else!”

The Elf girl with tears in her eyes is full of sacrifices of consciousness. For the sake of her goal, she is willing to serve the demon, and reminds me of the heroic revolution.

“Oh, then, as‘ Demon (reread) ’, can you tell me what happened?”

The two Elfs were frightened. Under my oppression, the two words were clear.

Edward’s Belt, also known as Belt of Edwina, is a cursed Epic-class singular object. Its only function is to completely change the user’s gender, and once worn, it cannot be removed for life.

Due to its weird characteristics, any miswearing wearer will not reveal it. Otherwise, it is still a small matter to be ridiculed, because it is too miserable to kill or cross the goods.

And this time, in order to the so-called underground City Lord majesty, the old lion is fully searching for Rare & Unique Treasures that can be used for Yongye Scepter. ,

A special underground City Lord of the Lion King has killed his favorite and handed in Belt of Edwina.

There is no airtight wall in this world. The news that this belt is about to be auctioned out has already leaked out, and this is a nightmare for Rare & Unique Treasures, which is the only life-saving straw for Victoria.

“Sir, please, I’ve had enough of already to wake up and feel empty below. There are also the eyes of those men who look at me. They just want to eat me with a bite. It’s too bearable. When I think about it, I goosebumps …….. and there is a day once a month, it is a nightmare for men !!! “

Looking at this girl with pear rain and rain, telling the man’s nightmare in tears, I feel inexplicably happy. At this moment, for the image of Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One), I have to try to laugh, lest rude laughter .. ….. But suddenly, I figured out the subtext of what I just said.

“Wait! Do you mean that I rejected you last time because your body was female? You also said that becoming a male is willing to serve me? That is, you think I am a **** guy!

No man could ignore this rumor as if he hadn’t heard it. Immediately, I was furious and extremely annoyed.

“Who said it! Who dares to make a rumor! I want to make her look good!”

“But the sisters in the team all said so, isn’t your lover, the adult City Lord Adam? And, you two haven’t been married for more than a hundred years, because the other’s existence. Although I haven’t grown up yet, I do n’t know very much, but this century-old ambivalence is really moving. There are novels and pictorials with you as the main character there ……. Woo, my sister blocked my mouth to do something. “

“Oh, sir, I’m sorry, it’s all the people below chewing the tongue. The secrets of you and Adam are not many people know. We will keep it secret, so rest assured!” Sister’s mouth, Diana nodded sympathetically.

At this moment, ten thousand grass-mud horses ran away in my heart, and the ears were rolling in the sky.

“Adult Roland already is Lich, so it is even harder to fall in love with adult City Lord ……. Ah, I really want to tell the artists that their pictorials are too conservative and too outdated The same-sex love of life and death **, so beautiful !!! No, Diana, you must hold back, you must not reveal the secret of the Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One) adult for your own desire. “

And if I know what a serious female knight is thinking before me, I’m afraid that if I don’t hit her with a hammer, I should find a pillar and hit her on the spot.

“Who said it! Who told it first!” If a rumor spreads to a fanbook with no master behind it, I will never believe it.

“Silver … Silver Rose, it happened fifteen years ago … Everyone thought it was true, and even there were more than a hundred versions of the album. Everyone thought you had defaulted.”

Immediately, the rising flames were poured into cold water, and I was dumb.

“Eliza !!! Fifteen years ago? Wasn’t it when I asked her to spread Adam rumors.”

I wanted to be angry, but it was a little funny. At that time, without Correct, I taught her to spread the rumors of Adam, so that she could not find her girlfriend? It seems that it was another classic rocking one’s feet.

I was still wondering why the rumors worked so well. Now it seems that the content of the original rumors was actually already replaced by the sly Eliza. How can men with sexually altered men like women? After that, it is no wonder that regardless of men and women They were trembling in front of Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One).

“Sure enough, Eliza, I’m not welcome, I can’t find my girlfriend, it’s all your fault !!!”

I said that in the past, there must be a cold voice on the side to spit me up.

“No, that’s why your head is flooded with water / Do you need me to give you a mirror? undead also wants to fall in love, haha.”

Well, even if she’s not here, I’m used to filling her tongue.

At this moment, the person accustomed to hiding the poisonous tongue in my shadow is quietly lying unconscious in his room. Thinking of this powerless reality, my anger is suddenly turned into a bubble.

The instinctual powerlessness came up, and I waved weakly.

“I’m not a guy, you explain it to me, and then confiscate the mess, I’ll help you get that belt.”

As soon as my words fell, the two Dark Elfs were crying with joy, holding each other and nodding, but a group of big guys jumped out from the corner behind them, waved their hands and shook their heads, and one of the former thieves also used sign language for investigating the thieves. ,

“Hmm …‘ Do n’t promise ’, why is this.”

If you look closely, some of these guys are rookies of Hall of Legislation, some are judges of Hall of Judgement, both young and old. The only thing they have in common is men, and they wear strange wear and slogans.

“Number one member of the Victoria support team!” Well, I understand a little bit.

“Men and women are actually the same, Victor is the highest.” This seems to be a bit distorted. He is also the only one who nodded and shook his head, apparently caught in a contradiction …

“Long live the Queen Victoria !!!” Alas, this one undoubtedly hit the truth of history and has great potential.

I see. It must have been leaked. These guys have come to stop Victoria from turning back to male.

In front of the excited guys, I smiled and compared with a series of sign language of thieves.

And there, the gnome who is proficient in sign language of the thief, is reading to his companions word by word.

“I will let you die. Everyone will give me a 10,000-word check tomorrow! The topic is on normal values! Bastard who dare not hand in, send it to Beifeng.”

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“No conspiracy or crime will not be existence without being drawn to the sun.” This is a proverb from Dark Elf. Lorci encourages their daughters to kill each other, and then let the most cunning and powerful come to the fore. Ranking, that is, lofty honor and status, is also the goal of killing each other.

In a sense, the rules of the Dark Elf and the Queen of the Spiders are also the rules of the entire underground world. At this moment, I know that it is Dragon Empress and the Lion King who pitted me, but I ca n’t retaliate.

A war is prohibited during the covenant, and offenders will become public enemies ……. But if I ca n’t retaliate, ca n’t I secretly come?

At the Alliance, we have offended the underground City Lord a lot. In the underground world, there is no word of retaliation for morality. If you lose, you wo n’t find your place. You will only be regarded as weak, and weak. This is the biggest sin in this world. Those underground City Lords have absolutely no idea what it means to send charcoal in the snow. On the contrary, the pack of wolves is the most likely.

I threw the scepter to the other side, and I understood that I played the other side. Now the other side revenge through the undead monarchs. These, I am afraid that the underground City Lord all see it, and they regard it as the confrontation between the old and the new hegemons.

So, I have to get back with revenge, and I have to get back with fierce revenge. Not only must I comply with the rules, but I don’t see a trace of blood, but it really hurts the other person.

Actually I have a headache. It stands to reason that now waiting for the time to deduct, the closer the auction is, the older the lion becomes more and more pressure, the undead monarch is not easy to deal with, the best way to sit and watch the tigers, etc. He became a water dog and beat the water dog painfully, it is far more cost-effective than the new generation who provoked the old Lion King.

But it’s not rewarding at all, not only makes people look down, I can’t swallow this breath.

WVictoria‘s request gave me an inspiration for revenge.

Go buy a belt? It was impossible from the beginning. First of all, we accidentally offended almost all underground City Lord. If we reveal what we want to buy, those underground City Lord that do n’t use money as money are absolutely willing to spend a lot of money to export gas. When people come forward as injustices, even those underground overlords will not make us feel better.

Since you ca n’t buy it, steal it. Of course, due to the Yongye Scepter incident, the auction house ’s defense must be very strict, but in my hands, is n’t there the world ’s first **** stealing—the “greedy son”?

No matter how tightly guarded, it is also aimed at the humanoid creature. What kind of cages and safes can’t prevent the liquid living body from changing its shape at will.

The greedy mother already of the underground pipeline died as scheduled, but not all the greedy children died as a result. Some of the greedy children were regarded as “relics” by the druid of Wild Bull Alliance, and they were called to become animal allies sharing life. Beifeng, also grabbed one as Pet, and used the ability of Beastman Hunter to feed it ……… I already dare not imagine what they are raising for that, what will happen when they return to Liu Huang Mountain City.

“Sure enough, I still have to throw all these Pervertss here for self-destruction.”

But now, I am a little grateful to the Perverts group, otherwise, I must face the pressure of the insider and open the greedy mother who re-added to a full tank ……. If you accidentally play off, Well, according to what I know about myself, 80% will play off. If there is another city without clothes, if the Eliza wakes up, it will kill me without hesitation.

Look for a druid to borrow his animal companion and have a sympathy with this strange half-dead Slim ……. Why not borrow the Beifeng hunter? The Synchro Instinct will instinctively share the physical memory of undead, and I don’t want to know what the strongest Perverts in history has done.

Because of my suit, the auction house and the Lion King’s House together become history. Now both the Lion King and his belongings should be with Dragon Empress.

So, take the little things outside the door of the temporary residence of Dragon Empress, drop Slim, and let it shuttle through the underground pipeline …..

Well, let’s ignore the smell of stinky salty fish in the sewer for 30 months, and ignore the small black occupants in the pipeline, and ignore the various guards and wit warriors projects, several When I was young, after all kinds of dangers, I finally found my destination.

That’s a huge treasure house. The Great Dragon sleeping at the door is actually Dragon Empress himself. It seems that these days, they are also fed up with endless thieves and robbers.

Drilled in through the exhaust hole, there really is a wooden fence inside as a barrier against the greedy son, but with my direct control, how could the instinctual fear of the back door block me, carefully? After avoiding several traps, I entered the core of the treasure house,

A lot of auction items are put together. Slime’s individual is limited and can only take away a few pieces. The first thing to be abandoned is the Yongye Scepter of the Treasury Center.

“Huh, it’s much worse than my craftsmanship, just because there is no soul induction, I also know it is a fake.”

It seems that the underground overlords are not stupid. The treasure house guarded by Dragon Empress is just fakes. At the same time, I can feel that the real scepter is still in the arms of the Lion King.

“The key to the water element realm? The core of Titan? Hehe, it was sent.”

Being greedy is not a good thing. After taking away the most valuable pieces and the belt in front of me, I embarked on the return journey.

But on the way, I heard someone talking to the Lion King outside the ventilation duct.

“Be sure to leave a scepter. If you mess it up, lion, death is not the end. Your soul will always mourn in the light of the Earl!”

“Yes, sir, please tell sir, I have been completing Quest.”

An earl can make the underground overlord Vino? Demon count, think of the soul lights it mentioned, a familiar name remembered in my head.

“Earl Demon, Soul Eater Kaka auspicious.” And when I wanted to eavesdrop further, the voice was low and smelly. It should be about confidentiality and magical silence.

But for Slime, ears are not needed for hearing, and a fixed vibration of sound waves is enough.

“….. realm‘s door will be opened ….. Earl’s army will overwhelm everything”

“Liu Huang Mountain City ….. Fire Elemental God … Traitor.”

Obviously, from the perspective of these keywords, the Lion King and Demon still haven’t given up. What are they planning, unfortunately, there is obviously something that has interfered with my overhearing, and the information obtained is too fragmented.

After that, in order to avoid being discovered by the investigative spell, I revoked the control of the greedy son and let it return from the underground pipe by itself …. Okay, I admit, mainly the smell and the black The little things are disgusting.

The accident happened after returning to the camp. I only felt that it was attacked by someone after climbing out of the groundwater channel, and then died.

“Someone should hit it as an assassin, forget it, watching Power of Law‘s response, it should be a colleague of Hall of Judgement, ask them tomorrow, and get those things back.”

Considering that already is four in the morning at this moment, remembering where I lost contact, I decided to wait until dawn to get those things back.

And the next day, when the day didn’t turn on, a woman’s treble screamed, and the whole manor was awakened in advance.

“….. this voice is a bit like Krose ……. Hold on, Krose! The first beauty in the justice system !!!”

From the direction of the riot, it happened to be Krose‘s bedroom.

I’m speechless and hopeless. From my past bad experiences, this time, I took off again …

Sure enough, she pulled out the pygmy telescope and saw, but she was a tear-sweeping young girl, with trousers in a male uniform underneath, but with a brand new waistband, and a bloated shirt with her hands on her chest. Can not cover the plump mountains, the beautiful face, and Krose amazing acquaintance.

“It seems that the first beauty is going to become the first beauty. When you do n’t know if you can, right, let’s issue a file tomorrow, first ban the inexplicable Victoria support party, and then ban the 80% of the ‘Krose that will appear. Support group ‘. Well, I’m a good person, these unlucky things really have nothing to do with me. “