The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 478: A new beginning


“These days, one day after another, I really don’t understand.

Yesterday I heard that the Principality of Sarah is fighting again, and the price of food is going to skyrocket. Today I heard that the druids have invented a new crop, and the price has plummeted, so I dragged Carlo to Linzhen. Grain carts were sold before they had time to enter the warehouse.

“Behind the bar, the Barton dad wiped the dishes and complained that the world was changing so fast that he could not understand the veteran already like this.

already at night, heavy rain pouring outside, the rain hit the wooden windows and the roof crackling, heavy rain hit the bar sign of the bar could not shake, the dim yellow oil lamp in the room slightly illuminated the lobby of the rhino pub, Demi-Elf‘s bards are whispering about the new war Epic in remote areas, and Adventurer are quietly listening.

This bad weather not only makes them not intend to go out, but also has no loud noise like before, to warm up by the stove and listen to music while playing the Kunte card, already is the most luxurious enjoyment.

“Ha, old Barton, it ’s not me who says you, you ca n’t afford the machine that shakes when you shake it, now the magic lights are sold everywhere, even if you only need two energy coins a month, for Why use a kerosene lamp that consumes both fuel and light?

Is your coffin worse? Or, do you plan to cheap Caterina future husband? “Caterina Even the bar girl in this bar is also the boss’s righteous daughter, and it is the fuse that keeps on.

If other people are talking like this in front of the old Barton, he would have used actual actions to teach the other old dog that he still has two teeth.

At this time, a big grinning old mercenary was joking broadly.

The silver emblem is engraved with flying wings. This is the emblem of the silver emblem mercenaries. Only the warriors who have made great contributions to the Principality have the opportunity to obtain it. It is also a proof of the ace mercenaries. Obviously in such a small town, there are some talent .

The valuable magic spear is leaning on the bar, while toasting his arms, he is wearing the latest “Explorer x4” Hero wristband, and there are several latest mini energy barrels on his waist.

This is the standard configuration of Anton Town’s strongest mercenary Winston, and he can play with the old Barton so much without being thrown out by the grumpy old soldier.

But they were once partners of a mercenary group.

“Well, I just saw some engineers and Mage are not reliable. What can they trust? Especially Gnome!”

Remember what happened to Gnome engineers? The other person sold you that.

That … “” Mechanical alarm clock! “”correct! By the way, it’s the mechanical clock. Well, I remember that name was auspicious, called, what’s it called? “” Safe … Beyar brother’s security alarm clock.

“Old Barton said the names one by one, and remember the name of the producer, obviously resentment … the memory is extremely deep.

“Well, I remember again.

That alarm clock rang for half an hour that day, we were all upset, and you were drooling with your pillow.

While saying ‘Let me sleep for another five minutes’, then … 噗.

“Looking at the Barton boss’s pale face, and seeing the red-haired waitress overhearing by wiping the table, considering that this bar is the only shop in the town with dwarven spirits supply, the old Winston decided Save face for the old man.

“Click.

“Well, the bald dad crushed the plate by himself.

Apparently he remembered what happened later that morning, and his power was out of control.

Old Winston lay on the table with a smile.

When the alarm went off later, a warning was given. It was a husky and harsh recording. The old Barton still remembers the sharp voice that Chu decided to belong to Gnome.

“Well, you don’t want to get up, you actually look down on the security brand alarm clock, the Gnome product of the Beyar brothers. This alarm clock is angry, this alarm clock is about to explode! Fifty, forty-nine …” The 50-second countdown, for fans already is enough for the vague old soldiers. Considering the consistent reputation of Gnome, there is definitely more than one pit when one pit is blown. It can only explode more than a dozen pits or simply a canyon. The old warrior did not hesitate. Immediately got up, then pressed the alarm stop button, and then “… four two, four one …” Obviously, the stop button of the alarm bomb is not this, but after the old Barton flipped over the alarm clock and found it completely, But still couldn’t find a second button to press.

“… three, two …” Then, helplessly, Barton could only lose the heart-wrenching “whacky stuff in a month’s salary” that was about to turn into a bomb, and the countdown ended, waiting until It is not an explosion, but another music recording.

“Ha, have you been fooled, you finally woke up.

Don’t listen to those rumors. Our security card is strong and reliable.

“Okay, if that’s the end of the matter, you don’t have to go to sleep in such a trouble. Maybe the old Barton will appreciate the humor of the other party, and the alarm clock did work.

When he just got the alarm clock, he found that the alarm clock had been broken a little bit, and the hidden organ was activated again.

“Ha, dare to spy on the trade secrets of the Beyar brothers, try the Wrath of Gnome!” Barton remembers that the high scream was full of * naked maliciousness, and the doomed flying wings already covered the top of his head. .

“Boom!” Well, this familiar plot need not be depicted. The explosion power is not great, and the old Barton is not so fragile, but because the source of the explosion is close at hand, the last few hairs and eyebrows of the poor old Barton, All dissipated in the explosion.

Then Wrath, he ran to question those “non-professional green miser,” but the contract expert of Gnome received him with kindness and then “talked kindly and friendly”.

So, he was stunned by a lot of hidden exemption contracts in the sales contract, and somehow counter-compensated some “liquidated damages” and “fines for sniffing trade secrets.” Instead, he was inexplicably flickered and bought a lot of hair products.

“噗.

Don’t say that your hair products are really effective.

“” click.

“This is Barton‘s second crushed plate. already is considering whether he can settle the bill with his buddy.

At least that time when I got up the next day, when I turned into a hairy ball and got up, the old Bastard was so happy, and pulled his companion to see the orangutan.

Well, it’s no wonder that Barton is so disgusted with Gnome products. At that time, I bought a new toy freshly, but the result was no loss of money.

I was tossed enough, and my hair did grow.

But it was too scary. Finally, I also spent money on Gnome permanent hair loss … It was like stepping into a pit continuously.

He finally retired the “Stone Hammer”. already didn’t know if he was really old and weak as he said, or could not stand the ridicule of his brothers and the strange eyes of others.

After all, not everyone can keep calm on the egg-like clean face. Every time the person in front of me smiles unexpectedly, and his old face can’t stay.

“By the way, does the permanent hair remover fail? How did your eyebrows grow? Well.

No, fake eyebrows, isn’t it another Gnome product? Old man, don’t you hate Gnome products? “Boom! “Well, this time, the old guy took out the Warhammer placed under the bar.

Waving silver glittering weapons, he ran away the silver badge mercenaries chasing all bars.

And the old customers of the bar, already is used to this loud daily life.

While cheering on the boss, he asked the bard to change to a fast-paced tune.

The ghost weather is still in the pub instead of the warm home, either the Adventurer and mercenaries who live in nowhere, or the old alcoholic who has been intoxicated with already alcohol.

But unfortunately, it is different from previous bosses who won.

This time, the old Barton chased pantically for more than ten laps.

Suddenly he stopped, and thoughtfully looked at Winston, who was completely okay, “You old guy? Touched the Legend hurdle?” “Well, I just touched it a few days ago, and made a special trip to You show off.

”I heard that Barton was a stun, but the clenched fist was relaxed again. For many years, buddies, you do n’t have to show off anything seriously. It ca n’t be the radical method of the coming years. Out of the mountain, he still has the answer.

“… Hmm, even this guy can become a quasi-Legend. This ghost world, the old guy already can’t understand, it is still easy to shrink here to open a bar.

“It seems that this time Winston’s persuasion failed again, and the old mercenary shrugged his shoulders. This is also expected. The name of the stubborn stone Barton does not mean that he is as stubborn as a stone.

“You guy, you’re only forty-five years old, don’t do it one by one.

Have you heard that the Wood Spirit family has started selling their holy water of youth, as long as 100 justice points, it is two years of youth! Maybe you can also enter Legend.

“” Hmm, I’m not interested. Besides this boring thing, next time your dwarf Thunder Spirit will only have water and no wine.

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“This is obviously not a verbiage, but a real threat. I realized that the old man was really angry. He shook his head, and Winston bowed his head to drink.

No wonder the old Barton is so resistant to new magic products, the world is changing too fast, and he ca n’t adapt to it, not a few. In fact, if for some reason, according to past practice, Winston Also already has reached the age of retirement.

The old Winston already has passed forty-eight. Under normal circumstances, the human soldier is at its peak at the age of thirty-five. After about forty, all aspects of the body will rapidly decline. If you ca n’t enter the Gold-Rank, do n’t think about it in this life. However, with the advent of the great era, with the help of various precious materials exchanged by the madly rising Elemental Tide and Contract Heroes systems, he not only entered the Gold-Rank after only two years, but now he has even touched Legend in the seventh year. Hom.

So, at the same time as the surprise, the old guy was also excited, ambitious expectations to pull the old man out of the mountain again, but unfortunately, some people are happy because of the arrival of the big age, and some people are always facing three views Changes are very difficult to adapt to.

Yes, the big age, the new dawn era (ft), although most people still use the old calendar ad1905, but with the increasing expansion of the law and the Hades church, they have been promoted by the dawn era More and more people accept it.

Now, already is the seventh year of the new era. In ft7 years, Eich people are becoming more and more accustomed to this new world of Sanguan, and by the way, even the term Sanguan.

It’s all spread by Church of Law. Over the years, this new concept, new vocabulary.

already is too much.

In recent years, with the rise of Elemental Tide, rare caster talents have spewed up ten times in the past. Even pure warriors such as Winston have somehow learned two-handed Magic Sword skills and even considered selling their homes. Old antiques, replace a real magic spear.

All these years.

The Silver-Rank already of the mortal limit of the past is broken, and the master of Gold-Rank suddenly becomes worthless.

Even the flood of Legend powerhouses has made the world plan to reconsider their titles. Of course, these are not clear about their own path.

The newcomers, which neither Soul Imprint has, are far less powerful than the established players, but a sufficient number can make up for everything.

In these years, the map can be rewritten three times a week. The cracks of alien dimension invaders and realm are as common as disgusting. The whole realm can be said to be all caught in the war. If the residents of Main Realm have not risen sharply, I’m afraid this world already is not saved.

In recent years, the technological revolution that began in the Northland has intensified.

Magic technology already has changed the normal life and war in the world. Normal‘s family also has magic light. Mortal warriors have also begun to try out those Magic Sword and magic guns.

New transportation equipment makes the commodity trade simple and fast. The Legion and the Army even started the magical mechanized revolution. Winston adapts to the changing times like this. already goes further and further. If it is still the same as the old Barton, Lifestyle, I’m afraid already is destined to be eliminated.

All these years.

The change already is not countable, and no one can be sure if it is a good thing or a bad thing.

But no matter how it changes, life must continue, gold coins must be earned, the land must be cultivated, wine is still to be drunk, and some things already are gone forever, and some things are still as before … “Ding.

“” click! “The sudden ringing of the doorbell interrupted the memory of the old Barton. The three cloakers who had entered attracted his attention. The soaked cloak let the rain drip on the floor and the heavy non-slip rain boots stepped on. The floor is rattling, and rushing in such weather is not what most people want to do.

The boss glanced at him, but lowered his head to concentrate on doing things. Anyway, this is just a new customer. As long as he doesn’t make trouble, he is welcome.

“Hey, look, that dark skin and inverted cross emblem are anti-holy rides!” “Sacred emblems of silver scales and black skulls? And big men of Church of Law? Come to our country side What to do.

“” Wow, silver cross sword? Three magic box holes! That should be the latest Magic Sword? Not to say that it is a military non-sale item of the Northland Corps? Could it be those guys in the north? “But they took off the waterproof cloak, but they attracted the attention of all alcoholic drinkers.

The combination of a Dark Elf, a human, and an Gnome is not common. When you see Gnome, the boss decides to add 50% water to the wine and double the price of the wine, and then arranges for Gnome. The vacant room that died two days ago may be able to drive away evil spirits.

But the three new customers did not intend to order, and went directly to the notice board in the middle of the bar. There, it was the place in the town where mercenaries were hired to hire Quest.

Church of Law‘s Gnome lifts a tiptoe, tears off a wanted one, but sticks another.

Others looked at it with great interest. They were looking forward to the Quest of these “big guys”, but when they saw the new wanted list, they all shook their heads directly and went back to what to do.

After all, no matter how attractive the wanted bonus, Quest, which is impossible to complete at all, is also meaningless. This Quest is wanted from ft5 to ft7, and there is no message to say. Those ambiguous information found him, I’m afraid it has long been the world’s number one detective.

“Wanted Order: Roland” “Sex male, both ages 5 to 60 years old, hair color is probably blonde (possible to dye hair), height is uncertain, no obvious features on the body, appearance is unknown (normal face is weak, but (May be disguised), immune to all detection spells, may be accompanied by a black cat or other ghosts, I may be a warrior, or Holy Knight, or may be a legal profession, Necromancer Mage, Frozen Mage … … Of course, it may be disguised as another profession, that guy did it.

Strength evaluation is unknown, but please invite professional groups below Legend.

As long as he lives, we will be troubled if he dies again.

By the way, I don’t have a sense of humor, I only tell cold jokes.

“Okay, it turns out that people can die again after they die. This infinitely spitting wanted order can find people even if it is a hell, but there are still a lot of people who move and act for it. After all, Reward, too attractive.

“Bonus: Two million gold coins, 50,000 Justice Points, Mist Alliance, Law and Hades Church, Absolute Gentleman Mercenary Corps and other friendships and a requirement that does not violate the basic moral code.

“If the gold coins and Justice Points can only move the lone strong, now Mist Alliance already has become a superpower from a small border country. The Law and the Hades Church are both the state religion and one of the most powerful churches in this world. After the sudden return of a group of backbones of the absolute Gentleman mercenary group two years ago, already is the first mercenary group without a doubt. Their friendship and one request are enough to impress a country! Obviously, the three “expensive guests” “I’m not here to find someone. After all,” Finding Roland “was inexplicably rated by the goblins as one of the ten most difficult Epic Quests in this world. They just updated this already wanted post posted worldwide.

The contents of this update, in addition to mentioning the bonus from 2 million to 3 million, and Justice Points from 50,000 to 80,000, the wanted order also added a sentence at the end.

Roland, you do n’t take the initiative to surrender within a year, we will make all those babies on the a17 bookshelf in your underground library public, and the goblins will prepare a special issue for you!” Others looked at the wanted column It just broke up, and one of the bars named Carlo was a resident drunk, but was suddenly awoken. He was so scared that he even dropped the iconic bearded beard.

“a17? Isn’t that an **** novel I wrote using real characters as a template? And my own special heavy taste dew point paintings! Magaret, Eliza, Harloys, they … they will kill me!” ” Bastard! There are actually old women! You can also start with a ghost banshee! “” Ah, people are still in love, but the classic theme, there are many ways to play … let go, don’t bite your head.

“” Hey, hey, this time playing Ao Jiao, the style is not right! “Dear Astrya.

Are you hungry? Let me eat it for you.

“(to be continued)


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