The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 424: Little fairy

Few people know how little fairies became the world's strongest intelligence experts. Although their size is large and small, the biggest is probably only the knee height of Normal people. human's palm dance, if you participate in battle, the disadvantage brought by body shape is fatal.

Maybe body size does not represent ultimate strength, but for so many years of history in the entire race, there are no well-known Heros and fighters. In addition to the excellent escape ability, there is no particularly outstanding racial talent, and naturally there is no outstanding The record is still very good in the Main Realm, which is no shortage of races. Even in the extremely exclusive human countries, they have their own chambers of commerce, offices and intelligence branches, which is quite impressive.

It is not that no one has sought out the passwords of the little fairies, but their endings often disappear suddenly and silently, and when they reappear, they are full of "ah, fairy tale kingdom.", "a lot of cute little fairies" , "Good delicious strawberry cake, but really can't eat it, give it to the bunny rabbit over there" and other crazy words.

Perhaps from these inferences, people think that the kingdom of fairies must be very cute and fairy tales, but the distance between facts and cognition is always quite wide.

"Ge Lao Tzu, the whole world is fighting, Lao Tzu's business is not easy to do. It seems that difficult winter is coming."

The one-eyed black demon holds a cigar in his mouth and holds a small Gnome rifle in his hand.

His body size already is severely out of specification. It looks like a ball from a distance, but there are colorful transparent small wings behind him, shaking and falling down with fluorescent pollen. It seems that fairy tales always play fairies and little fairies.

"... But in fact, the recent turnover has increased. To be precise. Compared with the previous quarter, the sales of the Black Forest series have increased by an average of 35%, and among them, the Ace Knight Monthly, which is the ace publication, has increased its sales. 91%. The main declines were only those peripheral goods such as heroic puppets, portraits, and toys. "

The tidy, neat shirt and western-style trousers always represent the golden eyeglasses of wisdom, but they wear a crooked nose, dead fish eyes, and their faces are all stinky little black fairies It's very contradictory.

It seems. No, judging by the nose ring on the nose and the curved wood staff in this hand, this is a little ghost who always plays the opposite angle in fairy tales.

"... The Principality of Kasoran is hosting a New Year celebration? Are you stupid? Is there anything worth reporting about such a small country event? I want to deduct your salary ... what? It is very likely that the event will be announced at the celebration, and it is most likely to break away San Antonio joins Mist Alliance? I x, this is big news. You collect information first, and we will send support to you right away.

"Those Great Demon started building city-states? They didn't swallow the poor villagers, but raised them? You're teasing me!"

The background of the two fairy discussions is a busy fairy. Some of them shouted and shouted at a black crystal charm, while others shouted after bullshit snarled and pipes. Some are struggling to write, and this chaotic scene is like the busy editorial department before the deadline.

The place where they are is not a fairy tale forest of green grass and blue sky, but a city full of civilization. There are pedestrians on the street, and there are people in the factory not far away. The loud sound of work, printing, toy factories, handicraft factories, all kinds of signs are clear, if there is any difference from other cities, probably the pedestrians on the street are all goblins.

The sky is gloomy and you ca n’t see the sun, but the lights along the road have made this city a city that never sleeps. The leprechaun did n’t build the city into a villain country because of his figure. More reasons are still Here are still the servants of other races. The kind of giant monsters with strong muscles, two meters high, but a silly look, can also be regarded as distant relatives of little fairies, and even their protectors.

The fantasy city of this city is not in Main Realm, but in the gray shadow realm beyond the knowledge system. The little fairies are not afraid of death to gather information in various places. In fact, they will not be at Eich realm at all. Death, their bodies in other realm are a special collection of negative shadow energy, if they are in danger, they only need to dissolve their bodies.

But they are not immortal. They can live in this special negative energy realm, which is a fusion of energy and itself. They are a weird semi-power creature, just like the shadows of other lives, which require other races. Cognition and recognition, to obtain a source of energy similar to the source of faith, can maintain a "living" state, otherwise it will be nothing but a mess.

And this energy still needs to be replenished. Although they can eat, they can only taste, they ca n’t report their stomachs. If they say they are hungry, they are about to die.

So from ancient times to today, other races already are used to these little guys who seem to be everywhere, and even acquiesce that they are a member of Main Realm, and they have gradually mastered the "brush existence" method .

The intelligence organizations all over the world and the commercial sales in dangerous areas are their bestsellers, but they have also developed the news and propaganda industry that Eich realm is so developed, but other newspapers are not as powerful as they are. , The timeliness of information that can cross realm is unmatched by Normal life.

Of course, in order to brush up existence, they always adapt and even original all kinds of stories and legends, so that various branches of their races continue to appear on the scene. When the children ’s "energy" was found to be the most delicious and stable, not only were there special teams that scared the children, but even the legendary big fairy who gave gifts to good children at the end of the year, which also made their toy factories throughout the year No rest.

The black-skinned fat little fairy Fairy Black is the top three boss in the city. He has four toy factories, two printing factories, a dozen magazines, monthly magazines, and daily newspaper editorial department. He obtained The "energy" supply can even support thousands of goblins, and as a certain fashion, he even has a dozen room babies, including not only goblins and giant demon, but even human and Elf of Main Realm.

Why is it fashionable? The ability of this semi-energy life to reproduce is completely different from normal life. Similar to a self-splitting after full energy. Their newly divided offspring have nothing to do with themselves. Those so-called babies can only provide them with a little energy.

Now, the little fairy is very upset. With his beard that has not been shaved for three thousand years, he swears that his business has encountered some big troubles.

"What? As the 'grain producing area', there is no problem in the journalism and newspaper industry. As my deputy general manager, your vision is too short-sighted. I am thinking about whether to change people."

"Sorry, sorry. Boss, please give me directions."

Although the feelings of the same tribe cannot be used as food, Blake likes to see the look of panic and admiration in his men. He took a sip of the cigar and spit out a few circles before he said fiercely.

"Huh, it's not that you stupid have followed me for a hundred years. You see, the business of necessities for daily necessities is booming, but the sales of luxury goods have fallen sharply, and those of the races and big men who suddenly emerged War. This only shows that a cyclical disaster is coming soon—the Great Famine! "

"The Great Famine?"

A little ghost, Albert, is a little dumbfounded. Will Main Realm have famine? Still ...

"The famine of our fairies?"

"Well. As long as those stupid big guys start playing what they call Holy War again, a large number of people will decrease, and our family will have a sharp decrease in food intake. According to the previous statistics, in fact, our population finally decreased. The proportion is the same as the big guys. "

In a sense, the number of leprechauns is determined by the number of Main Realm lives. How many humans support a little leprechaun has a limit. When the life of Main Realm decreases in a large range, the leprechauns naturally decrease in proportion.

"Same?"

"Considering that we have kept a number of big men in captivity as supplies, the world's big men lived to less than 3% after the war."

As one of the few old fairies who survived the last famine, Black didn't know how many little fairies he had split up, but the tragic corpse everywhere was terrifying when he recalled it.

The war that can replace the land-dominated race can be fought so fiercely, it is completely taken for granted.

"That means we can only survive 3% this time !!!"

"Boom!"

Albert screamed in fear in the room, all the fairies looked at it, and Old Black shot without a word.

Feeling the bullet that was rubbing on his face, he took a breath, and Albert calmed down immediately, crouching on the ground and surrendering.

He remembered that the boss hated the senseless screaming most. The yelling giant monster was sent to Main Realm and he didn't know how to die.

After seeing the fly, Black spit, but did not fire the second shot. Some superstitious people felt that since the other party was lucky and not shot, there was no need to make up another shot, wasting the other party's good luck. .

"'Lucky boy, I hope you are 3% this time.' You know now how this blessing in our clan came. Do n’t bite your face, this time we old people wo n’t Stupidly watching the theater, at least we will find ways to make more big people survive. Let all department heads come over, what do we do, first of all, we must let these big people know the seriousness of the matter, the end is in sight . "

"... What then ... do we? We just go outside and say, the big guys won't believe it?"

"It seems I really want a new deputy general manager. You are so stupid!"

The old fairy's eyes stared at those re-busy fairy reporters and editors. Albert was only realisation.

"You mean to do a publicity? Tell the big guys that it's too much trouble?"

"Well, this is also a post-mortem summary made by us that year. Now we have spent so many years mastering the public opinion and newspaper industry of the big guys. It is too idle to be so idle. Tell the little guy that the overtime pay is three times that. , All the troubles will be summed up before dawn, we will print a special issue immediately! "(To be continued, please search for floating astronomy, novels are better and faster!

ps: There is another chapter, it is estimated that it will be late, and it will be the same tomorrow ...

Well, the monthly pass is too dangerous. Let's have a monthly pass book support .....

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