The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 350: Military skills

In the new town, huge oak trees grow at a rate visible to the naked eye, pale green natural essence diffuses in the air, white light **** swim between the trees, and then, big trees stand up Soon, these trees exceeded the limits of normal trees. In just a few tens of minutes, when you look around, already is a tree shade.

And what follows is the change of Dimensional Law. The slightly stronger ones can feel what has changed in the air. That strong sense of alienation is lingering. A new realm Willpower already is coming.

The wooden door that suddenly appeared in front of the large oak was followed.

The gate is more than 20 meters high and more than 50 meters wide. The decoration is still Wood Spirit style. The vines are wrapped around the wooden door frame. The glyphs are all flowers and trees, which are full of simple and simple natural beauty.

Before the door to the sky, the little Samantha looks like a small bean. When she put her hand on the doorknob, it attracted everyone's attention.

"Pop!"

When Samantha gently opened the door, the door slowly opened, and Adventurer found that the door was brighter.

"Boom."

The huge foot of the ancient wood shocked the earth. The super giant plant war machine that can only grow in Dreamland Forest first crossed the gate. The defense reload of Wood Spirit finally came to this new type of town. , But there are Wood Spirit guards with all kinds of strange machinery.

They do not control the magic wagon like the fairy in the forest, but they are driving the mechanized troops in a very shameful way. Generally, the small body is on the cushion, and the toe of the motorcycle is operated by tiptoes. The hanging bucket next to it is actually full of six Wood Spirits. I can't help but think of a motorcycle show at a military parade, and a web joke that a motorcycle can bring a battalion of soldiers ...

At this time, all talents are completely relieved. These cute little guys are really elite of the Wood Spirit family. Their presence also symbolizes that Oak Tree Town already has become a part of Dreamland Forest.

The little Wood Spirit's unrealistic feeling is more than that. They generally carry new dwarf muskets and artillery. The steam valve system at the waist can eject shiny ropes and hooks within half a second after the switch is activated. Inserting trunks and letting them wander between trees is a guerrilla tool that I specially prepared for them.

Although there are natural magic talents and excellent caster talents, the new Wood Spirit family did not reject Magic Enginering. On the contrary, due to the special relationship between us and the exclusive management of New Age Magic Enginering by Thorns Garden, they are not only very interested in the new Magic Enginering, but also ordered a large number of Magic Enginering, and also sent a lot of staff to conduct research Studying and looking forward to turning Magic Enginering into a family's wealth.

But their research and purchase direction are also based on their own strengths and weaknesses. Their strengths are obvious. There are many advantages, but already does not need to elaborate. The short board is five short statures, which have poor mobility and lack of melee ability, so they are particularly interested in vehicles, long-range weapons and the like (Mechas have demonized plants and strengthened shells. Not demand).

But from the Wood Spirit of stomping motorcycles, it can be seen that they are very difficult to use with normal-sized vehicles. Even Samantha asked me to order a small-sized vehicle. After the design, Samantha rarely showed a satisfactory smile, but then it was completely overthrown the next day. Actually, they even organized a group to hunt me down.

"... It was the fool who pointed out that the setting originated from the stroller. I want her to look good. Huh, this size is obviously suitable for a large stroller. Forget it, even if this design is rejected, I still There are backup designs. "

"Still need someone else to point out? Samantha is too simple to see. You actually set a baby toy bed bell on the roof, you don't know that others Samantha already regard this incident as a lifelong shame. .Dare to make backup settings? Let me guess, baby chair or crib? "

"Neither, children use electric scooters! You can run on one foot! Five short statures are essential, Harloys, do you need one?"

"What I need is for you to open up and let me get back to my normal shape ... fortunately you didn't say skate shoes, have you heard that there is a brainwashing chant recently, let me sing to you ..."

Cough, aside from these episodes, in a sense, the relationship between the Wood Spirit family and me is very special.

In the eyes of outsiders, we are obviously on the same side. In fact, the three Virtue will indeed listen to me.

Now Samantha still controls the Wood Spirit family, which is almost all of the Wood Spirit family into my Majesty, but if it is to trace its roots, the real creator of the Wood Spirit family is Aemila. My current right of speech is roughly equivalent to Aemila commission , Wait for Aemila Wake up, if our opinions conflict, I think most of Wood Spirit will still listen to their mother ...

"This is when a child sees a quarrel with their parents. In most cases, the young child is not toward the father who is working hard to make money outside, but to the mother who always accompanies him to raise him?"

Dead cat's statement makes me a bit uncomfortable, but I still nodded. Actually, this is the reason. Although everyone knows that it is correct to help the relatives, I ’m afraid that it is not helpful. Is the real choice for most people.

"Not only that, fundamentally, they will listen to me, just because Aemila allows them to obey my orders, especially since they are conscious and intelligent ethnic groups after birth. Aemila's existence itself is the Dreamland Forest who nurtured them. It is even more dependent. I am afraid that under the leadership of Aemila, the Wood Spirit family will be the most united and intelligent race in history.

For me, such a result is acceptable. I did not annex the ambition of the Wood Spirit family, but ...

"I don't know why, I feel particularly uneasy when I think that such a strong race is actually held in Aemila's hands."

"... Don't say, I'm also worried that she suddenly went crazy and came up with a whimsical idea. Previously, she had caused only a limited amount of harm. If the whole race followed her, I'm afraid it would be a pleasure." >

Well, think about the crazy plant vs. zombie. There is also an increasingly high ranking on the Scourge list. I feel more and more dangerous. This is different from holding a nuclear weapon button in the hand of a crazy woman who is likely to explode at any time.

What, I meet the above conditions? Am I dangerous too? I really wanted to justify it, but suddenly it made sense. For a moment, I was speechless.

"... probably. At least, barely. I can still follow the rules I set, at least a little more stable than Aemila."

Cough, it's normal to return, even if you don't feel relieved. Can you think of a way to set up a "safety valve"?

At the moment, when the Wood Spirits took over the city, the happiest were the Contract Heroes. After all, they worked hard and it was time to harvest.

As originally expected to encounter a war, the Justice Points rewards given by Wood Spirits are very rich, and although the final war burden was taken by others, they already fulfilled their obligations. Although the expected performance bonus is gone, the basic compensation will not be deducted.

In contrast, there are gadgets that I design.

"Oak Tree Town Miracle War Bronze Medal?"

"... Do I have it too? I'm just defending the city."

The Medal of Merit is also part of my credit system. And in this age of knights, nothing beats the soldiers more than military merit, record, and honor. The past evaluation system is too rough. Only those aristocrats will record the great achievements they have made on the emblem.

Even if it is the aristocratic gatekeeper, if you want your deeds to enter the family tree and family crest, only great things like Slaying Dragon can be painted. That is often not met in a lifetime, and civilian-born fighters can only prove their past record. If you can't rise to the level that the bard is bragging about for you, that reputation will never reach a region.

Now it ’s simple. A small military medal proves that you participated in this battle and made a corresponding contribution. Even if it ’s not used to prove anything, it ’s very tempting to wear it. You can also lie to the little girl.

"It ’s just a medal of war victory, and it does n’t cost a few coins, but buying people ’s hearts is real and it ’s easy to provide loyalty ... After they have a medal in their hands, it ’s hard to accumulate their achievements. It may not be worth it in a blink of an eye. In a sense, this is also the wealth accumulated through hard work. "

Considering that the level of wisdom of people in other worlds is not low, I have seen a lot of fake products, and maybe a similar credit brush for Taobao will soon be available. Such a battlefield medal, due to the formulation of With the number and record of the winner, it is probably impossible.

I also wore one, but it was a golden medal of gold. There were three types of medals for this first-generation war, bronze, silver, gold, and bronze participation awards. There was absolutely no more than one gold battlefield. The number of digits, the last order, seems to be the most effective among mortals, so I also got a golden one.

I heard that Goddess of Wealth could n’t close the door after the explosion. Considering the wealth-loving nature, in order to please her, when returning the two God Equipments, I incidentally asked the Marie sister to give Beiyana a 24k pure gold. The special version of the battle medal set with diamonds is also processed with luminous treatment. Even if you don't wear it, you can use a rope to hang it around your neck as a light bulb. You can see you shining a kilometer away to ensure that you are full of local pride.

But at dawn a few days later, I found a shooting star on top of myself. I had n’t had time to make a wish, but found that it was aiming at my head. If it wasn't for my quick response, I would almost smash me. head.

"... Hey, hey, this is too shameless. Even if you don't, it won't be like this."

When I discovered that the terrible "hidden weapon" was actually the special version of the military medal, it naturally became a thunderous storm.

"... No, Beiyana should not be like this, show me ..."

The dead cat turned over the back of the military medal and read the words one by one.

"'Thank you, the respectable Goddess of Wealth for her self-detonation. She is a noble god, a pure god, and a **** free from low-level tastes. The flashing light when she detonated illuminate our direction, her The tombstone is a milestone for us to advance. In order for history to keep her glory in mind, I will set up a statue for the glorious moment when I exploded-'... Roland, she didn't kill you, I'm really surprised. "

In fact, if someone was n’t blocking the gate of the Beiyana kingdom of God now, I ’m afraid the shrine who kept shouting “Let me go, my mother will kill that guy” would really do like Harloys said.

"What? I just brush the top-level equipment with fashionable values ​​in accordance with the convention. These years, Epic equipment does not carry some yellow characters, and the attributes are even more powerful and seem to be vanity."

"... Well, considering the goddess' past deeds, you should keep the money bag for me, at least not let my stomach follow you. Cat abuse is immoral."

"Every time I think about Pet status, it is really convenient."

Although my mouth is sulking, it seems that I really offended the goddess accidentally this time. Considering that I was not a good fortune, I just passed the money bag directly, but ...

"Ah, my money?"

"... Stolen? Did the curse come so fast?"

"... Beiyana! It's so fast!"

[... There are two news, one good and one bad, the good thing is that you are not cursed, and the bad thing is that you do n’t need to be cursed and already is lucky. Don't injustice others this time, it's purely unlucky. Thankfully, it is to your point that already doesn't have to worry about getting worse. Don't you really think about changing to a pikeman? The curse of lucky e looks like a lucky blessing to you. 】

Okay, I just ignored the vomiting of the system. Since the system guarantee is not a curse, it gives me a little peace of mind. For the "careful eye" Goddess of Wealth, I still have a little headache.

"Harloys, do you have money? Otherwise, we only have to sleep on the street."

"... Which cat have you seen to bring money and spend money. Otherwise, take your gold medal for granted."

"... It can be considered. However, I have a better idea. Aren't you able to become Magic Sword? Then I pretended to be the lucky one who picked up God Equipment on the battlefield, and let those traitors come to the door, and then we put You sell it, and you come back by yourself a few more times, you can earn food expenses. Hey, do n’t run, I will share one third of you ... well! Half! "

As a result, my plan to punish the traitor failed in the end due to the mismatch of the "commodity" itself. In the end, there were Wood Spirit's acceptance, and finally there was no miserable camping on the street.

The gods already all returned to their kingdom of God, that is, they gave me A'Gen to take care of them. As for the older sister, Marie, and the guy, the former is not interested in military medals, but knocked on a batch of high-quality tributes. And the latter ... A cheeky guy who ca n’t beat you but looks at you with affection, I have no time to hide, how can I take the initiative to contact.

With the help of Xiao Hong, my first advanced ceremony was prepared for already. The blood pool that was put down can be used as a swimming pool.

"Strange, it makes her bleed so briskly. Recently Xiao Hong seems a bit wrong, isn't it ..."

"... Spring is here, everything is recovering, and it's mating season again"

Harloys lazily gives me chaos, but how can I be confused by her, I want to go before thinking, and finally, finally realisation, came to a conclusion.

"... Did you pick up something unclean on the ground and ate it? How old are you, how can you do this stupid thing." (To be continued)

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