The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 325: Good luck as always

“Sure enough, street ads can’t be trusted at all.”

The day after dawn, I met at the restaurant yesterday with Rev. Betty and her buddies, but as a veteran former Adventurer, I just glanced a little and found that this team is not just wrong Because of the name.

No, you don’t need a senior Adventurer to see that this team is wrong. No wonder they will let Rev. Betty pull the others. The others are totally unreliable!

Of the four friends, the most familiar one is the barbarian who met at the restaurant yesterday … the thief!

The height of about two meters, three or four, my wrists are thicker than my thighs, the leather armor already is fragmented by muscles, his face is so fierce that he can kill with his face, and his natural powerful racial talent is crazy and extraordinary. Human power can allow barbarians to take up Berseker without difficulty, but when they meet, they come to a whisper.

“Violence is not good, so I have n’t been Brother for many years, and now I, A’Gen, are a technical thief.”

Technical thief? You tell me you a barbarian is a tech thief? Your **** of war will be killed by your life!

Of course I know what a technical thief is. Those guys are thieves who specialize in heritage exploration, traps, mechanism cracking, stealing and other skills. Their most important attribute is not the regular Agility and power of the thief, but the cracking of the mechanism, Intelligence with traps and mastery of related knowledge and skills. This is a stupid occupation that can’t be taken into account, and because all the time and energy are devoted to the mastery of skills, the combat effectiveness is higher, basically, the combat effectiveness is zero.

But because this profession does not require combat ability, it is the patent of the dwarf Adventurer, which is inherently lacking strength and not very clean. Their smaller size could have avoided some traps aimed at normal people. Coupled with flexible skills and natural Intelligence value-added head. It is simply the perfect technical thief.

And if I remember correctly, the racial talent of the barbarians has a bonus, and the Intelligence has a penalty. Once it is crazy, Intelligence drops directly to about 3, and it is the same as the beast, even said Complete sentences are difficult.

With excellent natural strength, if you have taken up an assassin class specializing in combat. I can only say “a more alternative”, but this guy actually took up the job of the most demanding IQ technical thief, I can only say that this girl is basically a daddy.

“… Grace, I’m a Holy Knight now, and howling and vomiting is too bad image.”

While trying to suppress the vomiting in my heart **, I nodded and smiled.

“May Holy Light bless you, friend.”

The huge body suddenly hugged over, and Douda’s tears couldn’t stop dripping, all of which wet my vest.

“You … you are the first to laugh at me!”

“This savage brother, everyone has the right to choose their own path. How can I laugh at you.”

“You, you are the brother of A’Gen from today. Those who laugh at A’Gen deserve to be hit by A’Gen!”

I saw that A’Gen didn’t hit the new partner. The surrounding friends were not happy, but disappointed. Obviously, they were originally intended to watch the lively. Who are these people? !!

The second run came from me, but the female priest I met yesterday, she looks normal.

“You can also call me Betty, I’m a boy.”

Well, the most normal moments become the most abnormal …

“I’m Holy Knight, I’m Holy Knight, and I’m Holy Knight. The first priority of Holy Knight-breakable head, blood flow, hairstyle … smile can’t be messed up!”

He kept chanting the calm mantra, but his expression still condensed for a moment, then restored the standard professional smile and stretched out his right arm.

“Mr. Beddy, nice to meet you again.”

“Wow! This guy can still smile! Like Betty said, his face is super realistic and fake smile. It is said that the severity of an Holy Knight is proportional to its ability to fake laughs, even if she knows that Betty’s sister is male. Smile, isn’t this awesome?!

“I heard it all, Bastard!”

Front horn already‘s blue tendons went straight, but in his heart he said “I didn’t hear it, I didn’t hear it”, and continued to smile to face this strange team.

I’m just laughing at my little girl, I’m afraid it’s a minority of normal people in this team, thick five short body, simple face, small flying hammer on the waist, thick voice, and long golden ponytail Near to the ground, this is the special dwarf aunt in the Alayton Mountains … Girl!

The dwarf family is not uncommon in this world. There are Grey Dwarf underground, mountain dwarf and shield dwarf on the mountain. Although they are not tall, they have enough strength (power bonus) and strong physique (physical bonus). Blacksmiths, warriors, miners, and sons of the earth are bold and straightforward. They are born warriors.

Of course, there are advantages and shortcomings. Dwarves are generally short-footed and unresponsive. It is impossible to expect them to jump like Elf, but the dwarf shield guard is a world-renowned excellent defender. With the Dwarves in there, the squad doesn’t have to worry about the lack of a meat shield.

“Hello, Holy Knight Brother, I’m Marie, Longbowman Marie.”

Bian said, the dwarf pointed straightly at the iron-wood longbow behind him.

Okay, should I take it for granted? This squad really has no normal people. A dwarf would actually be a professional archer of Elf. Your mountain blood is crying!

“Glad to meet you, Marie Young Lady.”

“No, I’m Mrs. Marie, already is married, and I gave birth to two cubs. My grandfather is too frustrated, so let him take the children at home, I went out to work to make money.”

“Well, what a dwarf aunt!”

I don’t know what to say when I look at this “square-faced” face.

There is a saying that the only difference between a male dwarf and a female dwarf is that the male dwarf has a sharper voice. Well, you are right, the male dwarf has a sharper voice. This is mainly because the dwarf aunt’s spoken language is too good. The voice is magnetic Low and strong, they were shocked at the exit. Echoes keep coming.

Look at the appearance. Female dwarves also have beards. The male dwarf also loves to braid, it is difficult for outsiders to distinguish between men and women, and their aesthetics are very strange. I just do n’t understand what ’s so charming about “the charming bucket waist and lush beard of the dwarf girl in my hometown”.

Because of different aesthetics, it is difficult for outsiders to distinguish between men and women, but the dwarves who come out for adventure are generally “young people” in their 70s and 80s, so I also because she is a “girl”, but since this Marie aunt He said he had two children in already. According to the adulthood of the dwarf at 120 years old, this estimated that he was in his 200s.

Okay, already has three strange teammates. I ’m numb already. The last teammate is a handsome Elf. That is fancy leather armor and the ukulele behind him. Handsome Elf bard.

“Hello, this is Soronor.”

Yes, etiquette is normal. She looks normal and her name is normal. Occupation is also normal, but inexplicably, my Gentleman reconnaissance instinct tells me that the person in front of me is definitely not a normal person, and the cool vest reminds me that I am in crisis.

“… Sure enough, Solo is fancy.”

“Soronor Brother is all good, just for this hobby, several soldiers have been scared away … but not like this, we can’t and become sisters.”

The keen sense of five made me hear the argument. This time, the smiling face was finally broken.

“I am me, are you gay?”

“… Please don’t say so badly, I just like the handsome guy.”

While talking, the handshake turned into a secret pinch, and immediately my goosebumps got up.

“I’m x, what a monster Devil, don’t let go! Eat my broken shoes and cut it!”

Okay, the first time I met, it finally evolved into martial arts. After I stepped on my feet, I was panting.

“Should Krose be in the church here? Looks like I need a healing smile.”

Inexplicably, I think if I had that wild Elf smile, my mood would be much better.

“Well, I was sickened by a guy, so I’m looking for a pseudo-mother to cure it? You haven’t saved it.”

The taunt of the dead cat arrives as expected, but I have no strength to fight her. Who are these people? I am afraid that the whole Dreamland Forest can’t find a more amazing Adventurer team. Is my luck so bad? ?

“Dead cat, meow one and sell one.”

“Meow, master, people want to drink milk, they need to be white, muddy, and fishy.”

Okay, this dead cat instantly turned into a young blond cat girl, with yellow cat ears, tail, and fluffy meatball gloves. It was deliberately sweet and sweet. I licked my lips and looked at me with silky eyes, and seemed to be very hungry. Instantly, I stood up … well, the goosebumps all stood up.

“Go, it’s you, Harloys, turn into a meteor in the sky.

Immediately, forcing it to turn into a dead cat, and then stepping on the ground vigorously, a standard javelin was thrown into the air, turning it into a shooting star.

“Dead wood deserves to live forever, meow, so annoying …”

I turned back pantingly, but found that my friends were talking.

“He actually turned his Pet into a woman, and his Pet **, the difficulty is that it is sad to live in the legend … what a pity.”

“Beifeng! That’s the legendary perversion!”

It seems that if you just find a Adventurer, you know him. The Beifeng has really achieved its life pursuit. It is famous and famous!

“Don’t worry, even if you Beifeng (already becomes an adjective), we will not discriminate against you. Everyone has the right to choose their lover.”

Speaking of understanding, Soronor nodded sincerely.

“Ahhhhh. I’m sympathetic to sexual orientation by **** guys!”

At this moment, I really seriously consider returning to Styx River, and the possibility of starting over again.

“To be honest, we can rest assured that you are obviously suitable for our team, normal people will stay short!”

Betty’s words kept everyone nodding, but I wanted to cry without tears.

“I’m a normal person!”

[King of Gentlemen …]

“You shut up!”

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Since the initial introduction of already is completed, in accordance with the hidden rules of Adventurer, the next step is to find a simple Quest to sharpen and cooperate. The actual combat is more convincing than any words.

Wood Spirit‘s big action is booked three days later, and it does not affect simple hunting Quest. We just picked up a “hundred ghoul fangs” Quest in the guild, and we got on a black carriage with two kilometers of silver Out of Dreamland Forest.

Ghoul is just a corpse undead slightly higher than zombies. It looks like a thin and ugly little zombie. It is not strong but quite Agility. It has corpse poison on its teeth and claws. Died in their hands, there is a great chance that it will turn into another ghoul.

The corpse type undead can use other corpses to strengthen itself. The names of ghouls can be seen in some of their habits. These guys are very aggressive, their noses are very good, they are good at ambush and sneak attacks.

The six major undead realms are all open. These bloodthirsty guys smell the living Aura, and there is a lot of it coming over. Ghouls are not uncommon around Dreamland Forest.

Soon, we found a group of ghouls on a hill. It looks like there are about a dozen. The strongest seems to be a ghoul king.

I asked already clearly. The personal strength of this strange team is pretty good, all are above Silver-Rank. Normal Ghoul can be a bronze-level fighter. The Ghoul King is also silver top-level, there should be nothing. Difficulty.

“For Holy Light!”

In order to behave as much as possible, like a standard Holy Knight that hates undead, to restore the image, I issued a habitual battle roar, and then took the lead in charge.

Then I came back faster …

At that moment, I knew why this team couldn’t recruit the meat shield.

Soronor and “Betty” are the auxiliary staff in the back of the station, that is to say, they play soy sauce. Marie, as a long archer, will not stand on the front line. Technical thieves can not participate in the battle according to the Adventurer hidden rules. It was just me who charged.

While the ghoul’s fangs and claws are poisonous, how can I be afraid of holding up the Epic-level shield “Wall of Sighs of Erd Doroken“? It was my teammates who turned me around and ran!

“You guys came here to play with me! Didn’t your last teammate really get killed by you?”

The longbow of the longbowman Marie is specially made of iron wood. This type of tree that originally traverses the mountains is as hard as iron. The wooden sword made can be used as a real sword, but if it is used to make a bow, it is not Normal. Can be pulled.

But Marie is a century-old dwarf warrior. The brute force is definitely not worse than the professional warrior. It should have been swift and swift, and turned into a heavy cannon of “Boom!” “Boom!” Gongya, it is Death God (Grim-reaper) that may come at any time. If I just bow my head and slow down a bit, I’m afraid I’m bald now.

On the other side, Ghoul King already and our “technical thief” A’Gen are lumped together.

Technical thieves can’t fight? Ever seen a tech thief with a giant sword? Ever seen a technical thief who flew flesh and blood from the Ghoul King? That girl is crazy!

From the perspective of which muscles and eyes have been rolled, this is still a high level of “complete madness”, which means that while her strength has skyrocketed, she has transformed into painless and rational killing. Machine, the only half of the ghoul who was demolished by the ghoul two times, from where I stared at me with drool, I was regarded by him as the biggest threat target!

“Run, Roland Brother! A’Gen faints blood, and the instinct is completely crazy at the sight of blood, six relatives don’t recognize it!”

Okay, I know why this guy is n’t a soldier. He ’s completely crazy and is the last killer. He ca n’t control himself. Does n’t it mean that he can kill both the enemy and me as long as he is on the battlefield!

“You professional pit fathers, pit me!” (To be continued, please search floating astronomy, novels are better and faster!