The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 273: The dove occupies the nest

The sun is shining in the lobby. The rich breakfast already is full of long tables. In the empty lobby, only a couple of speed dating "couples" are dining.

To settle on the noble Carolyn, Lord Samuel directly gave up his mansion, and he and his family temporarily settled out, which also facilitated our actions.

"Black tea."

"Hmm, hmm, here."

"Cream bread over there, thank you."

"Sister No need to thank you, come, open your mouth, ah ... let Carolyn feed you."

When I finished the trial of Rex, already arrived at breakfast time, and just walked downstairs to the lobby, but saw two green-haired ladies feeding each other.

Simply find a chair to sit down, shake the bell to call the waiter, and also order food and pour wine. I just want to enjoy the deliciousness of a busy night, only to raise the glass, only to find the wine from the chin It leaked ... Well, the waiter's expression that he wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh was very unpleasant.

"Come on, sister, come on the lipstick bar."

The intimate feeding over there has been upgraded again. When the girl ’s red lips brought a sip of wine to the other red lips, when the tip of her tongue met, the silver fluid dripped down and turned into broken silver wires. The magic hand already reached under the table, and the plot seemed to develop towards the eighteen ban.

"Ah ..."

It was an aggressive attack, but the kiss was almost choking, and the bad hands were still in chaos. After half a minute, Carolyn was paralyzed on the table with red glow, and the swan-like white skin was covered with strawberries. Is there any silver wire that is not broken by bullshit between the silver teeth and the red lips?

Here, Lilith, the winner, glanced at me proudly, then picked up a small tomato with a fork, bite it by himself, and stuffed the "captive" who had just arrived. In the mouth, a new feeding is completed.

"... Although the purpose of the fff group is to cherish the same sex, the opposite **** is only for the purpose of breeding offspring, why look at this pair. The raging anger already in my chest turned into a flame in my hand. In my shadow, Countless black robes roared 'burn, burn, burn!' "In my ears"

"ouch!"

While I was planning to turn my impulse into practical action, the pain in my phalanx called my attention, and the dead cat was lying there as expected. Take back the kitten teeth that have been sharply enchanted and enjoy the breakfast I just called!

"Dead cat! What do you do?"

"... Do n’t look like a little virgin who has n’t tasted 荤, you know it ’s hard to see. Well, let me fix it, okay, even if you are an old virgin for more than 300 years, but also Do n’t be so obvious, it ’s really shameful. "

Where does the dead cat know our fff group's Wrath, just as I stared at her with a blazing flame, the dead cat turned into a mature blond royal sister. Like a cat stretched a lazy waist, even dare to throw a wink at me.

"I want my sister to teach you? Although I generally prefer pure girls, Princess Peach would be even more delicious."

The waterfall-like blond hair has been laying on the ground, and all eyes are full of spring flowers and autumn moons. The full body is undoubtedly displayed in the stretch. It is clearly showing its style, but elegantly like the sage who is reading the scroll, it is worthy of being known as the most beautiful race of gold Elf.

At that moment, that charming charm was that the two women at the table were also shaken by it, okay. Both women's orientations seem to be already.

As for me? Heartbeat? Oh, dead cat! I said that anyone who mentions Princess Peach will wait for the bad luck! I said that you should not be taller than me, I yelled under the head of "Wu Yan x Skull"-"You are seeking your own way!"

"... Wait, you can't do that, even if you don't understand the style, you won't ..."

already knows what's coming from the contract of the soul. But the rest of the words already couldn't say, after a while of twisting, what remained in place was only a pink mace.

"Well, starting today. You are the Legend god armament pink fur rabbit sauce, let my enemies endure the shame of being killed by the pink fur rabbit."

"..."

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In a sense, Lich Rex can be considered as a typical nerd. Although not as natural as Magaret, he made his own soul box into a bottle of soul and placed it in the middle of the room, but he carried his Phylactery with him. , Can be considered a wonderful flower.

"... The body must be on realm with Phylactery. I just arrived at this realm less than half a month ago, and I haven't had time to find a safe Phylactery storage place. I originally planned to find one during this trip ..."

"Oh, that's why you became the skull of Wu Yanx."

"It's Gul'dan ... Rex's skull! No, it's my skull! This is my head! I'm still more creative and concealed. No one would think of Phylactery. It will look like a skull. I can find a cemetery to bury my head in, and then put on the head of the tomb owner, just change my head, and it will be done in ten minutes. "

"You haven't been to Main Realm for a long time, have you? Or, it's not that realm has become Lich."

I look at him with compassion. If he does, Jiucheng tragedy, 10% will become comedy, comedy in the eyes of others.

"Huh? My lord, how do you say that? I did become Lich in Binghan realm, isn't this idea concealed enough?"

"If it was 160 years ago, if you can bear the smell of bones, this is indeed a good idea, but since the Legend novel" Tomb Raider "has been sold, the protagonist of it has moved towards the tomb. The Legend journey eventually became the richest man in a country. The grave robbing team has attracted numerous participants, and even the rules and genres have been designated already. After some people have dug out the ancient God Equipment, many strong people will join in disregard. This line is taken, a bad Legend Mage obsessed with this line has even invented the underground magic item detection technology, and many poor and crazy Mage will do part-time jobs ... "

The fire of the soul of Rex's skull around the waist is constantly shaking. It seems that already guessed what would happen if he did that.

"... Lich's Phylactery is a scarce commodity with no market value. In this magical brilliance, it is equal to Legend or more. Then, at most half a month, your head will be dug out, or it will be treated as unknown. The strange things are put on the sales line, or they are sent to Holy Church for purification as a cursed item. Then, congratulations, the most stupid and deadly funny Lich in history was born.

Looking at the silence of Rex's skull, but the shaking fire of the soul undoubtedly illustrates his fear. And my mood is much better, and the depression of the banter has been swept away. When I feel bad, I have to make other people ’s mood worse. Looking at other people ’s bitter face, my mood will be better.

But although I am so ridiculous, already is empty around me.

Should you say you have no intention? Although something happened suddenly, my plan still went well. already, the delegation minister of Emperor Beyer, was hijacked by us, and because there was no human willing to live in the same house with undead at night. The night raid with only a few of us was very smooth and hidden, and was not known to outsiders.

Lich Rex brought only one Death Knight and one high-level abomination as a guard. The others were temporary low-level undead evoked. Death Knight first suffered a terrible defeat that night, and rushed during the attack. The front-most "black-haired girl ranger" had a fierce collision.

Result? It took Cohen and Yawen half an hour to piece together the scattered parts. But he still transferred to the "Dullahan" ... fragment.

The Xiao Hong's punch even changed partly into a dragon shape. The punch with Dragon Xiao was obviously unwilling to show mercy, and then the opponent had no suspense for the broken body, and it was very difficult to fight together.

In my eyes, this only means that after 11 days of being chased, the accumulated pressure of Xiao Hong is very large (are you sure that it is not caused by your history?). But being able to wrestle with the ancient Great Dragon, the unlucky guy is not dead.

As for that abomination ... Due to the stench smell and appearance of the corpse monster, it was highly disgusted by the Duke Qianjin, and was thrown outside the lord's mansion to keep the door. When it received the order from the owner, it was hard to get back. The smooth Xiao Hong was disassembled. That little bit of dragon breath also took away a stable.

The Carolyn human guards are even simpler. According to our standards, a reluctant middle-aged knight of Gold-Rank looks shabby when he looks at it. He and his rookie guards didn't even find it. Usually during morning exercises. Everything is over already.

But this is not the Legend underground world. In the human country of Normal, it is amazing that a noble eldest daughter has a Gold-Rank "master" as a guard already. This is because of the temporary deployment of this trip.

As for security? The head of the top domestic mercenary regiment in the Kingdom of Largs is also Gold-Rank. Not to mention that the Gold-Rank knight leader took a few silvers in the relatively safe Beyer Empire domestic already enough to sweep. When I learned that these temporary guards and When Carolyn was just a simple employment relationship, they simply let Carolyn dismiss them.

It happened that the Captain of the Grand Cavaliers had a few more drinks under the enthusiasm of the local aristocracy yesterday. When he saw that the Duke Qianjin seems to have grown a little bit today, he thought he had lost his eyes.

Or yesterday's alcohol level was really high. When I received my three-month salary, I laughed like a middle-aged old man with a year-end bonus. I couldn't help thanking him.

The actions afterwards are simple, although there are some differences from the original plan (such as the speed and degree of a Duke's dedication), well, it must be admitted that the outstanding "persuasive ability" of a female Vampire With the help of the abductees, our plan went smoothly and successfully than expected.

But even if Carolyn behaves obediently and strangely again, I still ca n’t trust her. How could a duke's eldest daughter so easily give in. If she reports to the official or the lord asks for help, our trouble will be big.

So we still follow the original plan, Carolyn is disguised by Lilith, but she has another maid with a similar appearance, but I still disguise Lich Rex, with the waist Lich skull help, it should be able to do In order to be real, and even more realistic, I even summoned my guard knight and abomination.

"Abba, A'Dang wants to eat meat!"

"Give me patience! By the way, the abominable minced meat at the door can be filled first, but don't be seen by your meal."

In a sense, the Beastman Hunter that "carries a lot of acres with me" has inspired me. If his mental world can hold people, my Frigid winter Earth may not be impossible, but after testing, due to the rules of the cold winter The materials of Normal are easy to damage. It is presumably that no life can survive in the ice and snow that has no life.

But if creature doesn't work, there should be no problem with the dead.

So, after the experiment was completely successful, I installed a lot of low-level undead cannon fodder inside, but such a powerful ability with only a bit of cannon fodder is a bit wasteful, considering the troubles I may encounter during this trip , I still intend to grab some high-level combat power in it.

So, I asked Xiluo to borrow A'Dang, and it turned out that there were more unsolicited gifts.

"Your Majesty, all this armor is sewn, or it is stuck with glue, how to wear it."

Like other top undeads, Ghoul King Dicas is human form most of the time, and the power of death is enough. It is not difficult to disguise a Normal Death Knight with Death Knight armor.

But the problem now is that Xiao Hong is too hard to handle. It takes a lot of time to put together the armor, and obviously it can't be worn.

"Go find a blacksmith to fix it yourself, or just use a paper clip to make up. You don't know how much work the little Cohen has spent in collecting debris, and complain less. Also, it's you Complaining inside is boring, and you want to breathe out. If you complain again, I will throw you back and I will change for another person.

I heard that Dicas, known as a battlefield mad dog, shuddered. He wasn't worried about the low temperature of the ice and snow world, let alone what he said because he was bored. Excuse.

"In fact, I'm not bored at all. It's a lot of benefit to me to understand the rules of that world. Gloria is too boring in it, singing songs ..."

Okay, I almost shed tears of sympathy. Considering that if we really make a substitution, maybe she will sing the song happily if she comes out, then it's our turn.

I was also very speechless. At the time, I just asked for A'Dang, and as a result I got the other two four heavenly kings. It seems that they are also free. (Reinhardt: All work is pushed to me. Can Don't you think so?)

Of course, only undead is not allowed in a team. Soon, we will "coincide" with foreign businessmen outside the city, and then after erroneous, there will be new guards and attendants, and businessmen He will also receive a pass to return to his native land for the appreciation of the capital aristocracy, with the help of a great lord.

The rest is even simpler, just cruise according to the plan, and then to a certain point of difference, that is, the nature of the "Carolyn" tour, the Lich "Rex" led the Victoria port to see the sea.

These arrangements will not be impeccable, but as long as we cope with the moment, when everything is exposed, we should have gone high for a long time, or we can go long before we finally meet the obstacle Far away.

And when we walked out of the lord's mansion that had just been thieves, and looked at the next noble territory, we saw Samuel, who was so angry yesterday, said goodbye to Lilith, and there was chicken bone on his neck. I almost couldn't help laughing out the knife marks.

"Gul'dan ..... Rex, maybe, this world has a more ridiculous way of death than yours."

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