The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 247: Drama

The exquisite face of the girl is a little angry, and under the sword eyebrows are energetic twin pupils. The sapphire-like eyes and baby-like pink skin are the perfect match. She just looks at the general scenery. , You can calm down.

The twelve-year-old girl has no obvious curve. The slender ponytail adds a little boyishness to her, her feet are strong and straight, she seems to have really received combat training. Those soldiers Aura, let her It doesn’t look as weak as it looks.

The long sword with a pink armband set with gems and patterns is obviously valuable, but the fine sword, which is also refined to the scope of art, is obviously not suitable for the battlefield, and two nondescript battle flags are also inserted behind it. At this time, she was wearing a gorgeous dress, but she beaked her mouth and was full of dissatisfaction.

“Well, Roland, it really suits you. Your beautiful Highness Princess Peach. Hahaha!”

“You are the same, this skirt is really suitable for you. Maid Yanini.”

At this time, Adam was wearing a black and white maid outfit, with a golden wig. The maid outfit seemed to cover his thick thighs, but the five big and three thick looks could not be completely covered, and the rough and thick makeup was even Apparently made it harlequin. “I’m going to play soon, I’ve broken the costumes, and you’re gonna perform with your real name.”

The two look at each other. His face was full of wry smiles, and then he felt discouraged, all of them being unlucky on the fire. What else do you earn?

“At least I’m better than you, I look like I know it’s a man spoof.”

Well, some people still seem to find it interesting, obviously wearing a maid outfit and lipstick, still bulging the biceps, showing off his so-called masculinity. .

“Um. Be careful if you are recognized, it will be more interesting. Tomorrow ’s headline‘! ’”

“Then let’s die together! I will say that this time‘ Princess Peach Alien Adventure Tan ’is starring you Roland!”

“Oh. Do you think anyone will believe it?”

“Ha, do you think I look like this, does anyone believe it?”

The moment I looked in the mirror, I was scared by the beautiful lady inside. But at this time, my heart was bleeding.

In front of the square outside the Difende Theater, in order to celebrate the Peace Day celebration, there will be a large fantasy drama “Princess Peach Different Dimension Adventure Tan” held by the royal family. Any citizen can watch it for free. For locals who lack entertainment, the temptation is huge. In just three or four hours, the already on the square is full of spectators. “Why am I a heroine, and this guy is just a background and a dragon! He doesn’t have any lines at all. This distinction is too obvious.”

“That’s because we punish him instead of punishing the audience, you look at him ……… As for you. That’s because you are the main offender as always, and do n’t think of the earth element realm No one knows about it. Do you think that if you do n’t go home these days, you can let me breathe slowly? Perform well, otherwise … ha, you know. “

Eliza‘s sneer is in her ears, and it is more malicious behavior, but it is her who is the editor of this drama. I am afraid that she is ready for revenge on already. Even, she even hostilely hostilely.

“Oh. No! Please let go of those children! They are innocent!” …

“Look at your performance. Huh, I don’t know how men like that kind of thing, it’s just some fake …”

“No, that’s not a fake product, that’s real art, that’s the perfect art that comes from life and is higher than the real, it is the treasure that countless male compatriots dream of, you know how much I spent to get them Energy? That is my savings for more than a century, the painstaking work of countless masters of different times, and the only art treasure in the world! “

Wenyan, Adam is also shocked.

“… No wonder you are so familiar. Last time you shared with me” Earlier and his thirty-six concubines “, was it a masterpiece of the classical master of landscape painting 170 years ago? He The style is so unique, he actually painted a portrait? Or a comic book! “

“Still you know it. I removed the bandits who threatened him, and it took me more than two months to work hard. For my part, he promised to make an exception for me. How? Come on! “

“It’s more than praise! It’s almost invincible! I didn’t expect to put the thick ink mood of landscape painting on a beautiful woman. It turned out to be a real-life effect with a flat surface. It’s lifelike! Magaret is him Loyal fans of the family, there are also two treasures in the family. If she knows that you actually let the master draw these ……… for these children, you must not let her know! “

“Well, art should serve real life, saying that its own height and widowhood is a disease. Obviously it is the creation of works out of life that no one likes, but also scolds the audience for poor appreciation, not what the worm in the head is.”

“I always think you’re inexplicably hacked ……. Don’t you get all these premium products?”

“Of course, every book is a time-tested super treasure, is the crystallization of the life-long talent of those masters. It is all my blood pressure”

“Roland, you are a real man!”

Ignore the fussing Adam, pleased to look at Eliza, I look forward to her looking at these are irreparable fine art history, open the Internet.

“Please let go of these children. They are existence more important than my life. If anything, please come to me.”

But the Demon girl smiled. The smile was sweet and cold.

“……… A work of art? Is existence more important than life? You really deserve to be single for a lifetime.”

Then Eliza turned away in a rage. But the threat stayed.

“Want to return those things? Yes, it depends on the level of the performance you are waiting for. This time, I wrote the script for you. Enjoy it.”

“That year. Sabah Demon King from Ghost Island swept the world with ghost soldiers, and our hero, Princess Peach, was also determined to drive away Demon King and set foot on the journey alone …”

Even though my heart is full of uneasiness, the narration on the stage and the applause of the audience are urging me to come on stage.

Last reviewed the lines. It looks like a magical modified version of “Momotaro Legend”, which is the most fairy tale that I told to Eliza as a child. There is nothing out of line, and no one should take the initiative to destroy his childhood. Thinking of this, I also feel relieved.

“Wow. What a beautiful little sister!”

“…. A bit like Reyne Princess, but smaller than her, is she a distant relative?”

Taking a deep breath, ignoring the interference in front of you, took out the decorative sword, and read the well-prepared lines.

“Hey, Sabah Demon King is too powerful, how can I not beat him alone, is there no other warrior willing to help me?”

“… as long as you give me the bunting flag. I will be your subordinate and fight Demon King with you!”

Here comes the plot. Princess Peach will collect three monkeys, dogs, and chickens successively. It seems that Eliza has not randomly messed up. This should be the first “monkey” to play.

Sighing, I turned to look at the sound.

“Oh!”

That’s a tall figure that even covers the sun above me. I can only see the golden muscles that emit oily brilliance in front of me.

That’s a super strong man wearing only thongs. One-by-one bodybuilding movements are performed one by one, and the shining muscles are sweating in the sun. It makes people feel hot, and at this time, the handsome face still has a faint blush.

“I’m so happy to be able to play against my father, Omar, Omar, Omar!”

The brawny man with a tiger-backed back and clear-eyed eyebrows couldn’t help screaming, and the whole muscle still couldn’t stop nauseating twitching. I silently retreats took two steps and pulled out the sword again.

“Oh.”

Yes, the person in front of me is a pervert who is the highest authority of Xiluo Empire. I did invite him to the celebration. I did not expect that he would give me a “surprise”.

Omar has a monkey tail behind his pants and a strange monkey ear hat. It seems that he is the “monkey general” in this play.

“Ah! What is that!”

“Mom, there is Superman!”

“Baby, obediently, don’t point at him, it’s not Superman, it’s abnormal. If you encounter it on the street, remember to call it Town Security.”

“… I’m blind! Is it really free for free? Is it time to retreat now?”

It’s just the debut of Omar, it’s just the huge contrast created by the beautiful young man’s face under the strong muscles, it makes me sad.

I almost understand, maybe the plot is normal and the lines are normal, but if the acting is a group of Gentleman, then this drama is out of common sense from the beginning.

But at this time, already is difficult to ride a tiger, so just go on acting blindly.

So, after a few minutes, I wasn’t surprised to see the big druid with wings and a beak.

“Is the **** chicken flying? Well, at least he remembers wearing clothes. There is still progress.”

“No, father, look carefully. His ‘clothes’ and ‘pants’ are both feathers. They were made by himself. It is indeed A Ying. He is naked on the stage and is so natural. Accept, it is worthy of being a super art master of the bison! “

I almost appreciate the deviation of art from different people, and Eliza just heard me say this.

Unfortunately, according to the requirements of the plot, after taking off my shirt and throwing it to this ‘chicken’, we continue to embark on the journey of Demon King.

“The two partners gathered, Princess Peach and the evil spirits fought fiercely, but the strength of the three of them was still insufficient, and when they were the most troubled, in a small village, She met her most loyal family … “

I nodded. Since there are chickens and monkeys, the rest are dogs. I hope that the guy who plays “Takaba Hachiro” will not be too outrageous.

“……… the cow Demon King from another world!”

“Oh!”

I still underestimated someone ’s revenge. The expression of consciousness ushered in the development of more daddy. The Supreme Bishop of Church of Law came out with a bronze mask. That looks the same as the other two, but fortunately he remembers wearing a pair of briefs.

“Pound!”

Three pairs of big hands are held together. The flames are burning in the eyes of the three pairs, but all already in front of my eyes are shiny muscles.

“Brother!”

“Dude!”

“Muscle!”

Sanji under the moon … The three brothers were formed at this time. The fire of friendship was ignited among the three, and the sweat was waving with the flavor of youth. The people below already were desperate and screaming. China began to flee. Who wants to watch a drama to watch this life? This is the point. Everyone knows that the next development will be terrible.

“Cough.”

I try to suppress the urge to vomit blood. Since already has reached such a point, no matter how bad it is, let’s finish it.

“Muscle bombing!”

A big guy jumped. Bombard the poor Cavaliers with a pectoral muscle.

“Bull demon hug!”

A streaking mad cow hugs the two poor dragons b, dragon c, already quickly choked, and the two looked at me for help, but at this moment, I just wanted to hide in the corner of the stage. trembling.

“Feather projection!”

The “God Chicken Feifei” who lost his feathers and attacked his opponent was naked again and smiled even more happily, but his opponent rolled off the stage happily, and just as soon as he got off stage, he began to celebrate his success. Escape the birth day.

Gentleman shot three times this month. What the hell, the monster, are all killed by the spike. The only side effect …

“Ghost brothers are so pathetic …”

“Three perverts are too strong, eh, it’s disgusting.”

“Middle boss djun, surrender quickly. You can’t blame you for not working hard. Your opponent is too outrageous.”

“Bastard! Send that ghost!”

Okay. The audience on the stage actually sympathized with the evil ghost army, under the efforts of the three generals. Unconsciously, Princess Peach and her three servants, already became evil.

“Ya ….. Yanini, your doomsday is here! Ha, do you think the village maids who pretend to be Normal can avoid my golden eyes? Evil ghost army female spy, your identity”

Along with the roar, I slashed into the corner, and the figure trying to reduce my existence feeling was smashed out of the background.

“Boom!”

The sword and broom collided together, but we were communicating each other’s resentment.

“You obviously changed the line without my film. It’s enough for you to die by yourself. Pull me out for what.”

“Want to survive alone? Think of it!”

Well, the “Princess Peach” and “maid spy” on the stage played against the long-lost swordsmanship, the chicken monkey cow trio continued to bully the poor evil spirits, but the audience below somehow heated up.

“Awesome swordsmanship!”

“Although I don’t understand it, it seems very powerful and interesting!”

“Come on, ghost army, kill those three perverts!”

“Maid, don’t lose!”

But in the midst of chaos, the plot ushered in a new twist again. The villain * oss Sabah ghost prince came on the scene. As soon as he spoke, the whole world was calm.

“Ah, as a pacifist, it’s really sad to see the scene in front of me. By the way, I have paid attention to all this …….. lovely Princess Peach, please marry next , I will make you happy. As long as we form a family, there will be no dispute in this world. “

“Eliza! What are you just doing!”

Looking at the Eliza with the horn of Demon in the prince costume, the appearance of the proposal of bowing down made me cold.

“I …”

My brain already is blank, director, what is this script going to do?

What’s next? Are you promised? Or is it based on the plot? Oh my god, I didn’t write on the lines.

“No, Princess Peach belongs to my cadaver prince!”

Well, the pumpkin car suddenly brought a new whirlwind, and the appearance of the Aemila prince in an evening dress exclaimed countless exclaims, and when she was also half-kneeling to propose, she was on her shoulder Black cat already laughed and rolled wildly.

“No. My peach is my apple Princess! As long as we have true love existence, even if we are blood relatives and sisters, what’s the matter!”

“Reyne! How come you, the dead girl, have fun!”