The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 15: Game with invaders

"Never take the initiative to attack a Mage Tower with a host, and never overestimate the lower moral limit of Mage, unless you want to be like me, I X, twelve serial institutions, you are not afraid to kill yourself, Mage is crazy -Big Adventurer Jones. "

In a sense, this motto has become the iron law of Adventurers, especially the great adventurer who is famous all over the world for his love and escape ability. In an alien realm floating city adventure, he was caught by a big arcane The division's serial organs were broken down into thirteen pieces, and the final commentary on his own motto was made with life, adding to the persuasiveness of the motto.

The creature, Mage, often pursues life and pursuit of truth and knowledge, and their house and Mage Tower are their research institutes and treasure trove,

So, when their research results and life are threatened, the lower limit and control are abnormally low. Their homes and laboratories are full of traps and institutions, and they are magic traps that no big thief can do. For example, it is very possible to open a door and be randomly dropped into another world.

Legend Houses with large Mage and Mage Tower will not be less threatening than Longxue, and the weakest Lich is at least one Legend.

So, I'm curious, who is going to attack a Lich house directly, especially when the Lich is obviously at home.

"Eliza?"

"... Two invaders, one attacked by a frontal attack, and one over the wall. According to their skills and weapons, they should all be Dark Elf, seven Silver-Rank, three A Gold-Rank is a very luxurious lineup. "

Eliza returns as scheduled, but I want to ask, but not these.

"Why did it explode? I didn't say that it would be enough to set up some safe and quiet early warning facilities on the periphery? The explosion was so loud at night that Town Security would come soon."

According to the requirements of the Town Security Code of Practice (Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One) Rev. 6th Edition), when they hear a violent explosion, they will form a team to explore the scene within five minutes, and I happen to be the central area of ​​Liu Huang Mountain City. Not far from High Court, they will arrive in the shortest ten minutes.

"They will definitely take the opportunity to conduct a large search on us! Those contrabands in our basement will not be killed!?

The Town Security department only has the right of on-site enforcement. To enter another person's house, you must wait for a search order issued by a higher authority. The superior unit of Town Security is Hall of Enforcement and the superior unit of Hall of Enforcement is High Court. But how can I sign a search order to release Town Security? Come search my house ...

Yes, from the beginning, I was n’t worried about the invaders, but the corrupt officials and illegal businessmen who did n’t dare to call the police if their illegal income was stolen. If Town Security took the opportunity to enter my old house to check the bottom I am afraid I will be thrown directly into the Liu Huang Mountain City prison.

Hearing my complaints, Eliza is still the poker face.

"Yeah, don't you want a‘ safe ’anti-theft system? According to your requirements, the peripheral layout is just some engineering early warning robots.”

"Why would it explode?" Then, listening to the reread "safety", I am realisation.

"'Safe?' You wouldn't say which safety brand Gnome device on Gold Coin Street? That was opened by the Beyar brothers?"

Of course I know that store, the safety brand Gnome equipment already has been revoked several times due to the sale of fakes and explosives, and it should still be operating without a license.

Of course, they named this shop just to pit people. Someone did buy the wrong "safe Gnome product", but where did someone buy it after a few accidents? This brand has also become a negative example.

"Of course, I thought that you were going to take care of your brothers, and where did you specifically ask for them?"

"They are not my brothers! What else can their stuff do other than explode? I am crazy to let you buy it!"

"Sorry, I misunderstood what you meant."

Although the maid sincerely apologized, but the slightly curved angle from the corner of my mouth, I know that this boring half-Demon is secretly smug, she must be intentional!

"I ..... Okay, I'm convinced of you, and you've worked hard to toss."

"As long as you pay your salary, I guarantee that your life will be smooth in the future."

"Well, do n’t think about it, do you think I do n’t know your Demon set, paying off the salary is equivalent to the end of the contract, want to be free? Do n’t think about it.”

In the chat, the two teams are getting closer and closer, but I still don't take it seriously.

"Is the identity of the intruder clear? If you have n’t done so already, I'll cut your money. Hum, don't think I don't know you've stolen the money and buy it for yourself. So big, return Like those fluttering clothes, hum, the steel virgin in a lace dress? Need me to give pocket money for a doll ... "

Half ironic, already ca n’t go on. It ’s like a dark mist of real grievances, which constantly reminds me that it will be bad mold for a few days. For example, half of the experimental log is suddenly blown away by the strong wind. The energy pool ’s The supplements inexplicably turned into dog food, and the oils used to clean and treat bones suddenly turned into natural bitumen. Halfway through the day, Town Security fell from the sky, and the judge's robes that went to work suddenly had a bit of lace and cartoon patterns ...

……. Thinking of this, a kind of sorrow comes from the sky, who is the master and who is the servant? Am I really thinking about paying her salary to get her off!

"Boom!"

It was another huge explosion that interrupted my thoughts.

"What is this? Landmine? You bought this thing and set it in the garden!" "Well, disobeying the order violates our contract and takes the opportunity to deduct her for another ten years."

“… ..that location should be Gnome automatic sprinkler T130.”

"Boom!"

"This way? Lawn mower?"

"No, it should be the entrance, the doorbell‘ loud king ’?” With her head tilted, the girl pretended to be natural.

"Sure enough, fortunately, I never rang the doorbell ... No, I even bought a security card for the doorbell. Are you planning to kill yourself?"

"Boom!" "Boom!" This time, it was a serial explosion. I know that the floor of the porch is all about to be replaced. No, listening to the intensity of the explosion, maybe my old house should be replaced by a porch. .

"What is this? Shoe cabinet?"

Yi Liza nodded in pain. "Safety brand automatic shoe cabinet XT-137. It is said that it can help the owner automatically choose shoes, brush shoes, apply shoe polish ..."

I couldn't help but secretly rejoice that I was Lich. I walked on the ground and never wore shoes, but then I felt wrong.

"No, I didn't buy any shoes. What do you buy a shoe cabinet for?"

"Ah? Lord, it's really my fault."

"Are you negligent in murder layout? Your word games are getting more and more proficient."

"That's your discipline."

"Hey, evil points has increased again, and it seems that there is another ......... I hope those intruders are still alive, at least enter the next experimental area, and help me test the spell traps I have arranged. "

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Ellenita is the second daughter of the noble third family of Morzoblai. Before she was two hundred years old, she became the high priest of Gold-Rank. It also symbolized that she had won the favor of the spider mother. Tomorrow's star, she already used to look at people with nostrils.

After being led by the family to Liu Huang Mountain City to carry out diplomatic Quest, after repeated consideration and investigation, it was determined that it was not a conspiracy of a female priestess in the family. She accepted the Quest this time.

"Stupid, dirty biped bugs, mean men, dare to reject the kindness of the Queen of Spiders! Well, do you even have the qualifications to become slaves, give me regrets my decision in the fire of the abyss . "

Even as a diplomatic envoy, she is still like most of her consorts, and looks down on women creature other than Dark Elf, so there is no possibility of success in diplomatic trade negotiations from the beginning.

But as Dark Elf, the spy Quest that they took for granted, has just begun.

"You guys, please perform the Quest given by the Queen of Spiders. As long as all the characters on this list can assassinate, they will be assassinated. For the time being, they will not be able to collect information."

So these days, the Town Security brigade will only receive complaints about the presence of Dark Elf members in the city, and they are also passive.

"The group of mules who wear ridiculous uniforms and believe in Holy Light, seeing those idiots behind the betrayal spiders makes people nauseous ... As long as they take the opportunity to remove them, the spider mother will definitely drop more rewards Yes! "

But to Ellenita, the spy Quest who executes the family is only incidental. It is the real goal for the subordinates sent by the family to kill themselves and fight for more benefits for themselves.

But she hasn't come to the trouble of finding her own strange family members who believe in Holy Light. A partner from Caron City was accidentally arrested.

"Stupid man, he died because he was too stupid and too weak, but if he says something, it is really a big trouble. If he is caught by Liu Huang Mountain City, the diplomatic mission of Mozambique will be collectively expelled. When leaving the country, let alone shame, the investigation and the assassination of Quest failed at the same time, and if our secret was discovered by the other party ... "

Remembering the torture of the losers by the family, the punishment of the queen by the spiders to the weak, and turning into half-human half-spider monsters, etc .... Allenita couldn't help shaking.

But fortunately, the wise spider mother is still looking after herself. His imprint on the man actually shows that he was taken away from the volcanic prison that cannot be captured, and was taken to this strange old house.

Even if I heard that this is Lich's house, I didn't shrink it.

"It's just another stupid man. Have you ever enjoyed the services of those beautiful men in the family Mage? Are you afraid of a Mage? Even if he is Legend Mage, we are Dark Elf, a natural spell killer. Our two Gold-Rank shadow dancers, a queen priest, can kill him in an instant… .. "

But at this moment, she was not calm and confident when she set off.

"Explosions everywhere, explosions, explosions, doorbells will explode, insoles will explode, and even small stones by the road will explode ... what kind of place have we come to?"

The Gold-Rank shadow dancer, who is as powerful as herself, was lying on the cold floor. Her head opened a gap, the cranium already flew, blood and brain fluid kept overflowing, and the cause of death .....

"Axidi, the mighty blood, actually died in an exploding coat rack. Will anyone believe it if I go out? How can I explain to the family that we have lost the strongest killer in just three minutes? No, the elite of the two teams actually survived only three, but they did not even see their opponents. "

The survivor already did not dare to go forward, and when retreats's Axidi was killed by a coat rack, they did not even dare to retreats, they could only form a group of alerts.

But soon, she doesn't need to worry.

Because in front, a floating figure emerges from the night, silver frost mana, black death mana lingers between the skeletons, purple soul fire burns in the eyes, and the sound rays formed by the vibration of mana are cold. And desperate.

"Hello, test article 17893, test article 17894, test article 17895. Welcome to my laboratory. Well, please remember your number. From today, this is your new name. This will also be your old home, I hope I can let you feel the warmth of your home.

Lich uses mana's synthesized voice to distinguish between men and women. There is no emotional fluctuation. As if he just announced a fact that everyone knows, he looks at his eyes without male desire and female jealousy. If there is anything, Just an interest in physiological structure.

Inexplicably, looking at the icy pupils that were burning like ghosts, Ellenita remembered the most sorrowful advice.

"In the eyes of the world, we Dark Elf are evil, dangerous, and crazy, but in the face of true evil, we are just poor lambs to be slaughtered ..."

"Well, I finally understand your sigh. But, unfortunately, already is late ..... No good or evil, no joy or disgust, just looking at the eyes of experimental animals, is this really evil?"

Before losing consciousness, this is the tomorrow's star of Mozambique, the last sigh of Ellenita, the noble daughter of the third family.