The Experimental Log of the Crazy Lich Chapter 123: Competition

Even in a closed base, it is still as bright as daylight. The lighting equipment is fully on, and the brightness of Mage Tower lights up everything around.

But at this time, on a flat ground, things are happening that are not in keeping with the background of the times.

"Handball, handball in the penalty area! Referee, this is a penalty, definitely a penalty! Damn, ignore me, did you get black money again!"

Deere is full of resentment. Handball in such an obvious penalty area is not judged. How can this ball be kicked?

"Hah, how dare you growl at the referee, red handkerchief (no substitute for red cards)!"

The proud Yingou took an old reddish handkerchief from his pocket and waved it at Deere.

"Friendship first, victory second, what a mean player, what a fair decision. Praise you, a fair Gnome referee." Beifeng said calmly, but if he is not a foul for handball, Maybe more persuasive.

Dir immediately became angry, and pulled out his staff to go to work, but was quickly caught by his teammates.

"Gnome collects black money normally. It is not normal to not collect black money. We do n’t worry about being blackmailed when he receives black money. Moreover, you do n’t know how black the kid is Yingou. Since he received the money, he ’s early Don't be ashamed. If you make trouble with him, maybe he will take the opportunity to punish more of our team members, then they will really lose out.

"Do n’t you say we were sending money yesterday? Why is this whistle even darker today."

"Well, we gave two thousand gold coins, Gentleman's national football team (referred to as the national football team), directly sent six thousand, what do you say the Gnome will be judged by the money?"

"Why do adults still let that Gnome be the referee? Don't change another fair."

"I also asked the adults. The Roland adults said that the Gnomes had short legs and neither team needed it. They couldn't play the ball. They wouldn't be able to play as referees. As long as they are players, you are willing to accept the ball higher than the knee Players? "

".... Actually, you can try to be a goalkeeper, oh, let's forget it, you will laugh at you."

"Oh, indeed, that's even more outrageous, you can't even touch the ball when you jump up."

It's just entertainment anyway. Losing is just helping with the housework. The two talked about themselves, but they did n’t delve into it. The Yingou, Karbala, and other Gnomes next to each other seemed to be more ugly and irritated.

"Insult the referee! Red handkerchief sent off!"

"Your sister in the red handkerchief, we are off the court! Is there a penalty in football that can stop the chat?"

Well, there is nothing wrong with this. This is a football game. The law, the East Mist Communal Country United team (referred to as the French team), and the free Gentleman national football team (referred to as the national football). You're not mistaken, this is my name. I just want to take the opportunity to vent my years of grievances accumulated in my heart.

I have been trapped in base already for a month. Food and water are enough, but the long indoor detention life makes people who are accustomed to freedom feel very unaccustomed, and morale and spirit are very low. It is appearance in sports to vent excess energy.

So, I "invented" ball games such as football, basketball, badminton, but unfortunately, the only football that was accepted by everyone was the most difficult football. After all, basketball or whatever depends on talents, and there are differences between races. Too big to play at all.

For example, basketball will inevitably have a collision, the strength of the powerful melee race is too great, and the giant race has a low head slam dunk. Gnome and the dwarf ca n’t see the rim and the like. Football can be accepted by everyone, but everyone They are not used to kicking with their feet, and they are still on the same level.

But even so, messy situations keep happening.

"Fuck, Beifeng, you are still addicted, you can't play football with your feet obediently!"

The man who looks like a loyal smiled.

"It is also allowed to play other parts except the hand. The tail is in full compliance with the rules. Otherwise, you also use the tail."

Smiling with a smile on Beifeng, he seemed to be wondering why the other party didn't use a tail.

"I'm human, and I have an x ​​tail! You #% ……% ￥%!" This is the first unlucky person to be scolded by the national football captain Beifeng Herault?

Well, it's basically the same rhythm. It is obviously not suitable for aliens to copy the rules of the human football game, and various bugs are emerging.

But should you say that the National Football Team is used for short? The National Football Team led by Beifeng is just looking for experts in bugs and loopholes.

The two teams have accumulated more than 30 games. The French team won only five games, and the rest were all played by the National Football Association.

Of course, this bug will be fixed before it ends, but in a sense, it is also forcing too few people to constantly find loopholes in the rules.

"Insult your opponent, red handkerchief!"

Gnome, who had collected the money, did his due diligence, and immediately took the opportunity to send off his opponent.

Okay, at least he was the third unlucky guy to be punished today. The scene already became 11 dozen 19.

Why, the number is wrong? At the beginning, it was 11 to 11, but this group of Gentleman is too fierce, and it is impossible to play at twice the number, but even so, under various messy moves, the French team did not win a few games. Won the victory.

What? We care about that. For so many years, every time I watch a national football game, I feel as if I have been guilty.

Hey, the national football team will be able to enter the World Cup again that day, and we do n’t expect to win.

"Want to win? Next life!"

Just when I wanted to get into a situation of injustice, the rough voice of the dwarf Roman drove me into a cruel reality.

So, I started revenge without hesitation.

"Snow Breeze!"

Ice sword slammed into the ground and was running with the ball. There was an extra ice wall in front of Roman. Then he hit the wall with a ping pong. The dragon ball hit the face directly and fell hard On the ground.

The rules I set do forbid direct attacks and obstructions to opponents, but they do not forbid casting walls on the ground, let alone I am not an opponent at all.

"Bastard Roland, we are on one side! What do you pit me!"

Perhaps it is this dwarf's strong outrageous body that allows Roman to overcome the disadvantages of the short-legged family. Become a member of the team.

And he shouted. It's the one that bothers me most.

I obviously want to join the party of human. Why do they all say that I have to join the Gentleman side, and that, in order to restrict my actions, I was not allowed to use a negative move, forcing me to be a goalkeeper that I ca n’t move casually. Does this mean that I was a human before, More a Gentleman?

"That's not what I did. You see that the Reyne of the opposing team is also Aurora Knight, it must be the opposite."

"Blind bullshit what! Girl Reyne is so insidious to you, but also has a three-segment wall. You can customize the shape of the stairs according to your height, first hit your knees, then your belly, and finally hit your head! My husband's waist, it hurts me. ... "

When the national football teammates were arguing directly, the falling ball already was picked up by the forward Casio, and then the French player on the opposite side became nervous.

Recent rules have been revised constantly, all kinds of supernatural and racially talented shameful methods have been restricted, but there is one point that cannot be restricted. That's the four-legged Casio.

The Centaur that comes and goes is a real ranger and ace shooter, and in order to restrict him. Once again, the French team really joined the Cavaliers, and it turned football into polo.

But apparently this illegal warfare is too unfair to others, so after a victory, the mount tactics are severely harmonized.

But unfortunately, absolute balance can never be achieved. No matter whether Casio runs faster than the war horse, we can't ask Centaur to walk with two hind legs.

At this time, Casio showed the true nature of the king of the ball. Seeing that he only played a few fake moves sideways, he completely moved away the opponent's defender through high-speed movement. He was about to enter the shooting range and scored easily.

"Ahhhh!"

The young man couldn't help but boast. As soon as he finished, he lost his forefoot and fell to the ground.

"That pit pit dug by Bastard! There are actually tripping horses, you are too vicious! Do you think this is the battlefield? Your sportsmanship?"

I touched my nose while watching from the back of the stadium. I didn't speak. It seemed that I remembered it when I was chatting last night. I told Reyne to listen to it.

"It seems that Rule 443 has also been established. It is not allowed to tamper with the court beforehand."

Forty to fifty new ways of playing can appear in each game. Today's football rules already are as thick as a phone book. I guess they will go on like this and wait until the final version of the rules is determined. Full of bookshelves.

"Oh, when new players enter the field, they must first test the rules of the court. They will not be allowed to play until the test is completed. After completing the written test, they will take the ball, turn, and overcast. If you want to kill the instructor, you will never think about it. After that, I will send you a c picture. After ten years of the game, I will give you a b picture. A super star can turn a picture. "

Of course I can simply and rudely specify what I can do, but that's boring. Anti-Correct entertainment, such a lively Hulai is only interesting.

Also, it seems that they have long used this football game as a brainstorm. Finding ways to give opponents a negative move is the way to win. The original pure physical exercise has become a comprehensive competition with half of physical strength and brainpower. I already can't wait to see what kind of football in this different world will develop.

"No matter what it will turn out to be, at least better than that killing tennis, killing soldier."

Thinking of two failed attempts, I was sweating again. For those two projects, I only allowed to do anything, basically blocked most of the loopholes, but the result was that the game was moving towards another weird aspect.

"Since I can only serve the ball in accordance with the rules, I will slap it with all my strength. Look at the trick, people are one, beluga serve!"

The swing of the girl Aurora Knight is very beautiful, and the swing of the Snow Giant is very powerful, but judging from the tennis that crushed the steel on the spot, if it was not missed, it would be dead.

"Hmm, it's time to show you the real technology, look at the tricks, the magic ball that disappeared! Only one of the ten million golden **** is real!"

Golden ball, your sister! Obviously it is a golden bow and multiple arrows. What is this one is true? What is the tennis ball after the ball landed? Casio you made me disappear!

"Look at the trick, the sword cuts the body, the heart cuts the soul, and the razor serves!"

You think you say that a razor is really a razor! Your ball? I only see Sword Qi! You can't see anyone because you throw Sword Qi with a racket. I will do this too. Look. Whirlwind serves. See you die!

Fortunately, it's a dragon ball. Otherwise, they will be crushed by their brute force. Soon, these two games will not be played. After all, except for the few Perverts, everyone still cherishes their lives.

After that, I summarized the lesson, that is, because of the prescribed state of death, I can only strengthen when serving and receiving the ball. The result is that a ball is heavier than a ball, a ball is weird than a ball, and eventually it ends up being dead.

"Kill tennis or whatever, let's forget it. Turning attention to cheating should be safer for players and spectators."

But the fact already proves that security is only relative and urgent. Do n’t have too many teeth like Nash, Malone's elbow, and so on. But no matter what happens, at least everyone loves to play. This shows that this weird football game is still promising.

"Maybe it will be transmitted to the country of Mage, there will be a group of Mage riding brooms in the air, and then there will be someone responsible for hitting the ball to knock the opponent down. It seems like ... it's called Quidditch! "

When I was searching for memories and frustrations, the French team already who picked up the ball passed it in front of it, and then a knight volleyed.

"Snow Breeze!"

The ice sword fell, and the entire goal was blocked by the ice wall. The opponent's shot could not enter the millimeter, and was directly bombarded by the ice wall.

Obviously, this is cheating, and this method of stacking obstacles in front of the goal must be harmonized afterwards and can only be used this time.

"Article 644 is not allowed to tamper with the terrain of the court during the game. Damn, there is another hole that can be drilled."

And when I smiled at the frustrated enemies and struck their confidence, but my heart was frustrated to find the loopholes, the next second, suddenly a thunderstorm broke all my ice walls.

"The snowy ice wall is a four-ring spell. He doesn't have much mana. He can't release it a few times. Don't be discouraged. Continue!"

Krose's shout immediately inspired the team's morale, but I frowned, of course, not because of the crowd of young people in front of me.

"Article 645, Off-court personnel are not allowed to interfere in the battle. The cheerleaders are here to help, too much."

The short skirt and short lining Krose was pushed to the cheerleading position by everyone, but in fact she always wanted to play.

At this point, the Reyne already with the ball came to me, but I still didn't mean to stop it.

"Oops! It hurts! My tail is bent!"

Yes, the reason I have no worries is that my gold guard-Beifeng Herault.

With him, breaking through the goal is really not a personal effort, the first thing you have to deal with is his endless insidious underhand.

This time, he just stepped on his tail (I found that he still intentionally put his tail under someone else's foot), and then he lay down on the court to sample, and then ...

"Red handkerchief!" I was bought for a long time. How can Yingou miss this opportunity. A red handkerchief once again turned the situation around.

The referee's existence feeling is too strong, and the boo on the sidelines rang through the sky.

"Article 646, if a party strongly disagrees, the referees are allowed to change the referee.

When you come to Hulai from both sides, the game already is nearing the end, and the national football team is 30-9. (You are not mistaken, Hulai's goal is much easier than normal.)

"It's over, if not over, the French team's goals will reach double digits."

"Referee, let's substitute! I will go down and let Clint go!"

As soon as the voice fell, it was quiet on and off the pitch just now, and then a tall figure just stepped onto the court, and the surrounding audience took a few steps to retreats collectively.

After all, the appearance he made a week ago was too shocking.

At that time, I shouted, "It's the critical moment, let's go together and kill them." Then I immediately pressed a button, and then "banged" and "banged". The entire stadium and all the players on it flew away.

Although he did a good job of controlling gunpowder and almost no one was injured, the paprika and pepper in it were uncomfortable.

After smoky, many people's eyes became red and swollen and coughed for two or three days. At that time, Clint was beaten into a pig's head, and it suddenly reduced from the main force to the bench.

I didn't know until after that, as I mentioned that the stadium is like a battlefield, I should prepare in advance. This uncle actually prepared it as a battlefield.

He dug in the pitch one night early. Nine hundred small power Gnome thunderstorms were evenly arranged on the court. As a result, the explosion design was very clever. Although no one was seriously injured, the collective offense was indispensable for three days, and even many spectators were involved.

Even though the use of explosives on the court is clearly prohibited, everyone sees his towering figure and remembers the previous tragedy.

"Clint, it's up to you. Kill them!"

Clint replaces me. The huge body may be suitable for the goalkeeper's position, but in fact Clint will not keep the goal at all, and it is not for the goalkeeper to find him. At this time, hurry up and find a safe place to escape. That's my main purpose.

"Relax, everyone, I didn't bring explosives this time ..."

"Boom!"

The lie lasted only two seconds, and the unlucky Deere was blown off directly.

"Boom!"

The second bomb is actually in the auditorium, this time. The audience did not have the meaning to watch the ball, and immediately fled. And the players will not be stupid. In the booming explosion, in the background of the players flying around, the game ended as early as ever.

The next day, this dramatic ball game ending is still a hot topic among all the population, and the figure of the sinner hanging upside down on the court has become the object of scorn by everyone.

"Hmm, it's all Bastard, it hurts me to lose everything."

"What did you bet on? The French team won? Then you really deserve it."

"No, the national football team is too shameless. As long as it is allowed to play shame, even if twice the number of French teams is still impossible to win, I just bet that in the end the French team will score more than ten goals."

"I'm the one to bet on. I almost missed one goal. It's a pity! But it seems that a lot of people are choosing the one, and the results are mad."

"Hum, you do n’t understand. The goal of my bet this time is to blow up the ball by Clint, and the result is hit! 10 times the odds."

"Fuck, you can guess this, you're too good. But can such bets be placed?"

"Don't say, there is also a bet option" Tooth of Suarez ", as long as someone on the pitch wins. Someone hit the last time. This time I also pressed that, but missed it."

"Great, you dare to read such a small chance, and bet on it. But this time the stadium exploded only ten times in return, which was unexpectedly low."

"Yeah, it seems that there is another guy who made a big bet on this option. He seems to be pressed together with the" French team's ten goals plus an explosive end ". One person swept 90% of the bet and only reduced the loss. Rate ... "

In a dark house, the lucky man who was betting heavily looked at the gold coins in front of him, and was laughing proudly.

"Don't laugh, it's time to share!"

I look around. As partners, Yingou, Beifeng, Reyne are all there, and their eyes are full of hunger for harvest.

"Yingou, yours, one-fifth, the preparation for the explosion and the refereeing work have been hard."

Yingou Lehaha's stolen purse, for Gnome, nothing is more enjoyable than counting gold coins.

"Next time we continue to cooperate, we will make a lot of money together!"

I nodded with a smile, but I didn't intend to tell him, because he played too much on the court, the referee qualification was deprived of already. The next time the referee who sat with me to share the booty, it would be Gnome Prince Karbala.

"Beifeng, yours, one fifth, well done on the court, but ..."

"I know, I won't forget the Clint brothers who carry the blame, be the boss to explain morale, otherwise how can I convince the public, and leave the rest to me, I will make the Clint brothers happy."

Although I do n’t know when this is the recognized boss of Gentleman, I still nodded. As long as I do n’t touch my hobby, in a sense, the extremely cunning Beifeng is reliable and has a more flexible wrist than any other. Everyone is trustworthy.

"Reyne, one-twentieth, the next time you play a fake ball, be more serious, that expression and movement are too fake, you almost want to help out, don't you know?"

"Roland Brother, didn't you say it was a fifth better?"

"Stupid, how good is it for a child to get more money, I will keep it for you, and I will give it to you when you grow up."

"Oh, okay."

Perhaps His Royal Highness Princess had a fun picture, but he was obviously black and not angry at all.

"By the way, Roland Brother, Kelly sister also made a bet with me?"

"Huh?"

"He bet you will confiscate my part, still in the name that children can't spend money."

"Oh, I really know me ... oh no, are you such a person like Roland Brother?"

Suddenly, I realized something was wrong.

"Wait, how will Kelly know?"

"Hehe. You said it, the expression is too fake, and was found." The small hand lightly hammered his head, and Reyne spit out his tongue playfully.

As soon as the voice fell, at the same time, Beifeng and Yingou grabbed their gold coins and tried to open them, but the door of the room opened by itself.

Sure enough, sir, you, you are unbelievable! When I first heard it, I thought someone was stigmatizing you. What do you look like as a fair and just God's Envoy!

Krose's face is frustrated and shocked, as if he saw his unconvinced child on a wrong path.

"Momo's hard-to-find business ... it's your bad Roland again! But just let Momo sleep with little Rolo tonight. Oh, Momo promises to do nothing. Really! At most just take off His little clothes ... "

The Momo, let's wipe the saliva first and then say this, do nothing? I'm so dumb to believe you.

"Little Roland, haha, actually dare to bring bad Reyne, is it a way to forget your Kelly sister. Kelly sister is definitely not angry because she lost money."

That, Kelly sister, I'll supply you how much you lost. Don't laugh at me like that, it's weird.

"My armor, the Misilol Mithril alloy body armor that I almost got when I died, can you give it back to me, sir?"

The door already was blocked by Wrath's debt collectors. On the familiar face, there was also familiar anger, and I lowered my head and thought for a long time, I said something.

"It takes reason to watch the ball, ruin your life with gambling, sincerely! Also, artificial birds are for food and death. If you want me to refund money and return, there are no doors. By the way, Yingou and Beifeng are about to run, please Be sure not to let them go. Finally, don't slap, I will see someone tomorrow. "

[Article 647, relevant personnel of the game are not allowed to participate in the organization of gambling; Article 648, never let the Gnome who is greedy for money be the referee, let alone the cunning Roland participate in organizing the game! Gnome and Roland are never allowed to participate in the bet! 】 (To be continued ...)