Otherworldly Evil Monarch Chapter 71: I can’t curse you guys!

Chapter 71 I can't scold you!

"Junsan Young Master, although the two masters are bright and clear, seeing the winning or losing early is a blind eye, regardless of the gains and losses at this time, disdain with your general knowledge, but now I want to ask, Junsan Young Master Do you have a junior league in this league? If you have a great junior league, I hope you can give me an eye-opener. "Wen Xing College, a book grower, stood up, apparently a bit lost in this game Not convinced.

"How can you be more hypocritical than Li Youran!"

Jun Moxie looked at him utterly: "Please use your brain first when you think about something, don't always use your **** to think about problems! If it is a couplet that I can even handle myself, I will Does it make things difficult for you? Did you let the donkey kick when you were a kid? Why did Wenxing College make you such a fool? "

"Oh, by the way, I think you are not only stupid, but your ears are deaf, right? I made it clear that this was someone else ’s question before I asked it, so far no one can match it, I ’m just borrowing it That ’s it, which ear did you hear that I made myself? I see that you either have no head or mold inside your head! Actually, I want to link down? You are so sorry to say that! The Star Academy is waiting to lose. If you want to win, are you ignorant? "

There are not many people talking about Master Junda ’s opening this time. After all, he explained that this couplet was not originally from him, but he got it from somewhere else. It ’s hard to be a man. At this moment, the scholar is asking this question. To use it to save a little face, it is a vain attempt, and it makes others laugh!

The scholar suddenly turned red and red!

No one else has any idea, but Li Youran on the one side opened his eyes unexpectedly. What happened to this person and how did he get in again? What is called "how can you be more hypocritical than Li Youran?"

Fuck, is this human? Why am I hypocritical?

"As soon as the master confessed his defeat, he sent his apprentice out to lay a sacrifice? Isn't Wenxing Academy such a loser?" Jun Moxie's voice was loud, and he seemed to have enough gas. "If you really lose, If it starts, it doesn't matter if the Young Master gives a step. Although this Young Master is not a good person, it also knows that it respects the elderly. "

You still know that you are not a good person? Everyone is rolling their eyes.

Are you so respectful of the elderly? You are going to pay two old masters to the ground ...

"Yan Feng, back down! If you lose, you lose. There is no point in arguing. Why stick to the gains and losses of one and a half times? This is only the first game. With my Wenxing Academy, is there no chance of coming back? Kong Lingyang pursed his lips and sternly disciples his disciples.

Don't stick to the gains and losses over and over again, Mr. Kong Lao is now happy and happy. This is not a simple defeat, but this time, I lost my adult. In the past few years, the golden autumn gift or feast There were wins and losses, but they were all held at the central island of Luoyue Lake at that time, and His Majesty the Emperor was not present. But this time it was in the palace. Not only did the Emperor His Majesty, but also the top empires, there was no shortage of them. The scale was many times larger than in previous years, and they lost at this time ...

Won't it be terrifying!

If Wenxing College ’s most hated sister-in-law is the fat Tang Yuan, now the fat already has dropped to the second place, Master Junda is the top of the list, and it is the one that will not change for thousands of years. Wenxing College ’s An old and middle-aged young man hated Master Junda into his bones ...

"Oh, Mr. Kong is right, right, but it's just a game where the literati is bored. It really embodies scholarship, and it's still poetry, song, calligraphy, painting, calligraphy, painting ..." Li Youran doesn't He smiled cheerfully, and said, "Isn't there anything comparable to Jun Young Master?"

This sentence is very spicy!

In front of Wenwu of the Manchu Dynasty, if the Wenxing Academy stopped at this point, would it not mean that the entire academy believed that it had no more skill than Jun Moxiejun? How can Wenxing College be able to afford this platform? Are you willing to give up?

It's instantaneous again.

I'm pretty sure, Li Youran is not at all good at all! Sure enough, Xiaobailian didn't have good intentions, and wanted to use this group of old master's knives to force Lao Tzu to show his cards.

Jun Moxie ’s eyes turned, he turned his head back to the side, and saw that it was almost close to the small mouth of Dugu Xiaoyi, then nodded, and laughed with laughter: "This is also the case, Wenxing College There are many people here. Fortunately, our side is also talented! How can our descendants of Aristocratic Family cowardly? This Young Master and Youran Young Master have joined forces to fight against Wenxing Academy, and no matter who wins or loses, it must be A good story; Youran Young Master also said just now that he admires the Young Master in many ways, huh, that is to say, the Young Master is superior; in other words, Master Ben is much stronger than Li Youran, hehehehehe ...... Everyone heard? So, if you ca n’t even compare the leisurely Young Master, it will not be used to find me! This Young Master is very busy, the time is very expensive, and it is tens of millions of silver at every moment. I ca n’t afford to delay the payment. ”

These remarks were repeated and eliminated, and the counterattack was so beautiful. Not only did all Aristocratic Family children be tied to their own warships at once, but they also pushed Li Youran out to be the number one for the dead ghost. Correct has both offense and defense. No trace. one move.

Everyone cast a glorious look, but the object was not to Jun Moxie, but to Dugu Xiaoyi. Jun Moxie nodded his head, nodded, and then changed his attitude greatly. He even said that he was both offensive and defensive and able to move forward and backward. Ren Renzi also saw something wrong. If it wasn't for Dugu Xiaoyi who gave him a trick, it would be a ghost! With such an Scoundrel, where can I say such a level of words?

Besides, what this guy just said is very unnatural, it seems to be endorsement, and there is no half dirty word in a large paragraph! It would be bizarre if it weren't taught!

Jun Jun Moxie leaned down on his chair, closed his eyes, and looked at his reckless appearance, even if he was asked, he would not answer anything; everyone at Wenxing Academy was powerless, so he turned to Li Youran: In this way, Yu et al first sought advice from Li Young Master, and second. "

Li Youran stood up with a smile and nodded slightly: "It's a great honor." It turned out that he was not disgusted by being pushed out by Jun Moxie.

To be honest, Jun Moxie already won a game, no matter whether the victory is glorious or not, if you win, you win. Li Youran, who is arrogantly arrogant, is unwilling to be compared with him.

On the dragon chair, the eyes of His Majesty passed Li Youran intentionally or unintentionally, and he lowered his eyes, but Yu Guang fell on Jun Moxie and Dugu Xiaoyi. The inner look was unfathomable.

"Since already has been right, I heard that Li Young Master is a well-known flute tune, so how can we compare the melody in this game? Under Jin Yinzhen, I would like to ask Youran Young Master for one or two." Stepping forward, first saluting the emperor and the big brothers, then turned to face Li Youran. The movement was calm and unhurried, holding a jade flute made of white jade gently in his hand.

"How does Jinyin Young Master's melody move the world? How can you compare it? You don't have to compare it in this game. You just give in." Li Youran smiled bitterly. This is not Li Youran's intention to give in. On this occasion, Li DaYoung Master did not want to be in the limelight. After all, this is in front of the emperor of this Dynasty. If he can make a good impression, no matter what he will do in the future, he can do more with less.

But Jin Yinzhen is really a rival, and an incomparable rival! His family passed on the flute technique at the age of fifteen. He passed on the mainland to already, but where is this arty half-tone that he can compare? Wenxing College sent him out, clearly wanting to pull back a game and lay down a win-win situation between the two sides, and then the next is the real tough battle.

"Hehe, Mo Xie Young Master and I were together for a while, this time you feel ashamed, not as good as people, willing to admit defeat." Li You Ran did not change his face, and said: "It is your turn to Mo Xie Young Master next time, you are here I wish the king three flags to win.

Jun Moxie said with a shout! This guy didn't even compare directly, he just confessed it. That's too much ... If I were so powerful, I had to sing a pop song straight into my throat, but I would rather be beaten to death. People are scared to death.

Jin Qiu gifted banquets are usually provoked by the two sides, and then go from the poems of Bai Jiaqin to calligraphy and painting, to the strategy of governing the country, resettlement of people's livelihood, external strategies, and so on.

At present, under Jun Moxie ’s ghost words, two factions have finally formed against each other, but both the smell of gunpowder and the fierce attitude of confrontation are far beyond previous years. In this regard, anyone who has participated in the Jinqiu Gifts Banquet for the past years can clearly feel it, that is, the young men who have participated in the competition for the first time, Master Jun and Tang Fat, have no such experience.

I have also participated in it before, but that was to pick up my girl and be different from this time ...

Then, there is fighting poetry. Sun Chenghe, the ritual Shangshu, discussed with the crowd, and finally decided to make a question on the spot. Then the two sides wrote poems, competed on the spot, judged the pros and cons, and decided the winner.

"This poem evaluation is based on learning. Please choose candidates on both sides." Sun Chenghe looked at Jun Moxie and shook his head. Apparently already judged the victory and sighed.

Jun Moxie had no plans to win, but he passed by haha.

Another talented man in blue clothes stood up and listened to the introduction, but he was called Qin Qiushi; by this name alone, one could imagine how far Qin Qiushi's parents were keen on the name of the work ...

"Please enlighten me with Young Master." Qin Qiushi frowned, thinking about half a column of incense, and then cleared his throat, said loudly.

The **** on one side was prepared to raise his wrists and elbows and wait for Qin Qiushi to speak, and he will record the whole process.

"Yong Deng Shu Ling Ling Yun Xiao,

Dare to cross the sea and watch the tide;

Why is it necessary to be diligent?

The road to pick the stars is not far away;

I'm willing to pay this person Guo Guo,

How to cast Hongqiao into blood;

If you can make progress in this life,

You can live up to it. "

This Qin Qiushi is indeed extraordinary. He had only a short column of incense, and actually made a seven rhythm. Although the artistic conception was not perfect, the battle was quite stable, but it was an article. The previous work, especially not only clarified the attitude of doing scholarship, but also faintly demonstrated the lofty aspirations of the country and the great ambition of eager to show their skills.

After finishing writing the eunuch, he respectfully handed the poem to His Majesty the Emperor. After the emperor glanced at him, he took a deep look at Qin Qiushi, his face was impassive, and he waved his hands to circulate it to all the ministers, and all the ministers nodded and praised each other. These people are talented, but if they are equal Position, under huge pressure, Ban Zhuxiang's time to write a poem may not be able to surpass this one.

Jun Moxie clapping. "Jun someone is willing to worship the downwind, and is willing to go down, the speed is too fast; fast gunner ..."

"Thank you so much Young Master Praise, the niche is sparse Young Master I laughed with your predecessors, "Where can Qin Qiushi understand the mystery of his words, and said humblely:" Please also please Young Master Advice; waiting to listen to King Young Master Masterpiece. "

Tang Yuan smiled suddenly and suddenly. After a while, he seemed to be unable to control it. Holding his big belly, his face twitched and his body was convulsed. It seemed like he was about to die. The influence of young and old, already is vaguely blue. Others have not understood the sentence that Master Junda has seduced, but the fat man can understand clearly, how to not laugh ...

I do n’t understand that everyone is despised: This fat man is really not kind. You and Jun Moxie are a group. At this moment, it is so gleeful to see him ugly! This character is really despising.

"Jun Young Master is talented, how can you admit defeat? This is absolutely impossible. You must chant a poem and evaluate it." Just now Han Zhidong jumped out and waved his flag, and had to let Jun Moxie make a big ugly No.

"Does Jun Young Master disdain to wait for a test with me?" Mei Gaojie rolled his eyes and said arbitrarily, "Do you want to learn like this?"

"Jun San Shao is a Shang Wu family, and it is inevitable to be literate ..." A talented man at Wen Xing College laughed, full of pride and pleasure, watching Jun Moxie ugly. "Admitting to give up on this is also an expected thing. Do you feel surprised?"

These words are like a wonderful joke. Those who want to laugh and laugh are all laughed. The laughter is full of mockery.

Actually, I really look down on you!

Of course, Jun Moxie will not say this, but since you have to look for scolding, and you are so urgent to find one by one, the Young Master does not scold you fiercely, but I am so sorry for you ... ...

Jun Moxie snorted coldly, and answered naturally: "Since the crowd is so enthusiastic, the young master is also disrespectful and shameful. However, learning ... the young master has never done it before. Poetry according to the title, let me chant a song for everyone. "

"A casual chant? Jun Young Master is really a talent. He has become a poem between his hands and admiration, admiration, admiration." Another Han Zhidong, since he lost the couplet, he hated Jun Moxie. Jun Moxie, how could he be so embarrassed? If you lose your future because of this, it means that Jun Moxie ruined his life!

How can I let go of revenge now? At this moment he was no longer for the victory or defeat of Wenxing College, but for the selfish vent of anger.

"Wenxing Academy ... talent ..." Jun Moxie smiled with a crooked head, and suddenly said, "... all like this ... how about moral character? How do I think it is not as good as mine Going down the willow alley in Zhangtai, bullying men and women, and all the evildoers? Would such a person be the rising star of Wenxing College ready to recommend to the empire? I do n’t understand, if this kind of mentality is governing ... Be a groom, change the bride every night? "

He said this sentence lightly, it seems to be purely inadvertent, and it seems to be cursing on the spot, but the speaker is inadvertent, the listener intentionally, His Majesty's eyes suddenly flashed, his face changed, and then thought Up.

The big guys are all stunned, thinking.

At this moment, everyone remembered in unison that, over the past years of Jin Qiu gifted feasts, Wenxing Academy ’s fist fight for victory seemed to be a little stronger ...

The eyes of everyone suddenly turned to Jun Moxie after contemplation. Is this guy out of nowhere? Or is it intentional?

At first glance, I was disappointed. The current image of this girl ... is so much ... wretched home!

After saying that, Jun Moxie frowned, slowly poked out of the seat, crooked his neck, still stubborn, he looked extremely coquettish, he didn't know what he had just said, Yaye step It was extremely natural to step forward, raising hips, twisting waist, and stepping, as if back to back, back to back, with one hand behind the back, and the other hand as if getting an electric shock on the chest. The movement resembles a mane, but it is quite smooth, weird and chic.

If anyone on Earth sees it, they will immediately recognize it: This Correct's famous work of Michael Jackson who started with a figure-eight step: space step, mechanical step! These two skills are combined into one, and they finally appear in a different world!

If someone who knows the goods will immediately scream and applaud: Look at this hand shaking, it is really a real electric shock, look at the neck stalk, it is a cow fork, look at these steps, wow! This is simply a soul possession of Michael Jackson. Wow!

Unfortunately, these mallets in other worlds don't know how to appreciate art, and Junda rarely has a charming look for the blind. Huai is not met. However, Lao Tzu is about to swear, what image do I care about? The worse is better! I do n’t expect any help from these people. I ’m not going to curse today, I ’m not going back!

Looking at everyone in the hall, they saw a silly expression. Everyone had a feeling that they couldn't bear to see it: Jun Zhantian, the grandson, really got a living treasure, how could the Jun family come out with such a treasure? ? Speechless ...

At this moment, I only heard the twist of the waist and legs of the young man. The whole person made a standard over-electric movement, and his right hand was cramped and raised above his head, and he made an orchid finger and snapped his finger. Put your left hand on your belly, and your waist models will move back and forth, swinging, and fluttering.

I have to admit that if these movements are placed in the world of Master Junda ’s previous life, these are all authentic and extremely difficult masterpieces of dance skills. They ca n’t be done without a deep foundation. As for Junda The reason why the young master can make it ... The reason is very simple, as long as you have the same skills as the young master, you can also easily make it ...

But in these extremely difficult and artistically advanced movements, in the eyes of these 'stick mallets', everyone directly associates with bed movements, even women are no exception. Looking at the high-speed shaking of the lower body of this girl, it is really ... unsightly!

"Has ..." Jun Moxie groaned as if groaning, all the girls in the hall called Princess were blushing. One after another scolded, this guy is really shameless! Actually teasing me in front of so many people ... guys ...

Dugu Xiaoyi's eyes are spitting fire, Lingmeng Princess has a shameless face, and both women have a longing: immediately press this guy / Dengtuzi to the ground, and give a fierce meal! So shameful! It's simply cold and vulgar!

"Want to talk to me,

Not pretty, not good,

甭 Tell me love,

I am too bad.

Don't be obsessed with brother,

Brother is just a legend;

Don't mess with me,

I let you vomit blood ... "

Under the eyes of all, the poems of King and Young are finally revealed, and using an extremely unpleasant sound, the sentences come clearly:

"Don't mess with me,

Brother is your grandpa;

Don't follow me,

Cut your chicks;

Lonely in my heart,

Murder and set fire;

Do you dare to embarrass me?

Nima Gobi's ... "

When it comes to the last sentence, Jun Dashao ’s finger is coincidentally pointed, which is exactly the direction of the talented Confucians of Wenxing College, and his face is especially an angry and unrewarding expression: I ca n’t curse you. Help the old one die! Let me down? grass! Don't look at me, uncle!

The uproar!

Which one of the people present is not human? Everyone is the official churros of the officialdom. If you have checked and watched for more than half your life, even if there is a sentence of confinement in the words of others, you have to figure it out for a long time, let alone Jun Moxie, directly Pointing at the nose and scolding the street.

Every sentence is a hooligan act, and every sentence is a rogue style; the last eight sentences refer to Wenxing College's nose, and the mouth is full of curse, and it is also threatening, insulting, and intimidating. , And finally involved the elders ...

"You you ... you you you ..." When were Mei Gaojie, Kong Lingyang and the two erudite Hongru being humiliated by pointing their noses like this in their lives? What's more, he was arrogantly scolded by a young master in front of the emperor in front of the civil and military officials, and was instantly furious, his beard trembled, an old white face that turned blue for a short time, and a short slap for a while. When the old man rolled his eyes, he simply passed out ...

"Good evil barrier!" Master Jun Zhantian jumped out with a brush, and his beard spread out with anger, it seemed to be incapable of anger under the anger, and kicked him on the grandson's **** with a kick, Jun Moxie Secretly a blink of an eye, the sound of clouds rising and flying in the clouds, hit the pillars of the hall unbiasedly. Seeing what that means, if it really hits you right now, you have to split your brain.

But there is someone over there.

Who?

Natural is the loneliness opposite to Father Jun.

The two old men have worked together for a lifetime. Who does n’t know who ’s mind? As early as already stood in position, he caught Jun Moxie firmly, staring and screaming, "Jun Zhantian! You old thing, old confused? Do you want to kill the only one seedling in your family? Ca n’t make it? "

This old man is absolutely amazing! I said it in one go. This is the only seed of the monarch's family. Whoever kills is determined not to kill him ...

"Don't stop anyone today! I have to kill this little beast today! It's embarrassing, humiliating, and tarnishing the filial piety of Jun's family. Don't learn a lesson, he hasn't changed the world yet!" Jun Zhantian is crazy with red eyes, so he has to pounce on it. Seeing that, he has to rip and peel his grandson.

But the words of my father made all the ministers of civil and military affairs despise and got home: Is it degrading Sven? Dare to love you and you know what Sven is? Isn't your grandson like this? How many times did you defile the door that day? I have to kill it just now, it will be a lesson in a while, admire it!

But the abdomen is in the abdomen, already has a lonely old man to demonstrate in front. An old man still embraces him, pulls his arms and his arms, pulls his thighs and pulls his thighs, and then pulls out the battlefield, or what about the old goods? Step down?

Tang fat man screamed in a cry like a ghost and shouted, and screamed in shock: "It's going to kill! Kill someone, save it! ... Three young wow ... my good brother, you ... … Don't die ... ”A nose and a tear ran towards Jun Moxie, and the fat along the way was like the sea rising and falling, the tides rising and falling, and surging.

When the trouble was going on, the emperor on the dragon chair, already, couldn't stand it anymore. He patted the handle of the dragon chair and shouted angrily: "Stop it all! Stop it all! What a body !!"

Long Wei, everyone stopped their hands for a moment, you look at me and I look at you, all gasping, everyone seems to be exhausted, in fact everyone knows that no one really Make an effort ...

"Your Majesty, please take charge of us! Severely punish this sad and shameless man!" Under the leadership of Mei Gaojie, Wen Xing College knelt on the ground in tears. How many years, or defeated, or defeated, but that time someone was so humiliated by pointing his nose so naked? This is simply a shame!

Jun Moxie was lying on the ground in a coma, the corners of his mouth were crooked downwards, and he didn't move.

"What is happening today, I am very unhappy! I am very disappointed!" His Majesty threw his sleeves angrily. "Every major Aristocratic Family is entangled with enthusiasm. The so-called talents of Wenxing College are so narrow-minded, I must report how I can For the benefit of all people? Let ’s stop this matter today! Go back and reflect! ”

At this point, everyone is a bit lost, and the emperor said it enough.

At this moment, there were suddenly hurried footsteps outside, and a voice called suddenly: "Emergency report!"

Every military gangster is stunned, his expression is stunned. The battle report is perhaps the most eager thing for these bloodthirsty old guys, but it hasn't appeared in a long time ...

A guard came in hastily, kneeling on the ground and presenting a letter.

"The tide of mysterious beasts hit the south? How could this happen?" His Majesty opened his eyes and frowned, puzzled to himself and frowned. "There are even life and death Supreme Shi Changxiao in the rivers and lakes, together with the Blood Soul Villa, issued a Supreme Call? Is it really that big?"