Otherworldly Evil Monarch Chapter 70: So affiliate

Chapter 70 is so affiliated

"It's a word!" Kong Lingyang didn't even take him seriously. Don't say that you may not be able to match this sentence of Han Zhidong. Even if you can luckily do it, just use this shallow couplet. , Is it still rare to live in our entire Wenxing Academy? What a joke!

Jun Moxie patted his thigh and crackled. He grabbed an altar of wine on the table, stepped on a chair with one foot, raised his head and sipped for two, thought for a while, then raised his head for two sips, and then Think for a while.

Everybody's gaze was focused on him, even His Majesty the Emperor. He looked at him with interest, a faint flash of light. If Jun Moxie can really make this couplet work well, then he really needs to re-evaluate the Jun family ...

Dugu Xiaoyi and Lingmeng Princess both looked at him anxiously, and could not help complaining: What can they do? If in case you can't get it, you will lose your face, but I'm afraid to disturb his thoughts and dare not speak out.

Seeing that Jun Moxie's first wine already went down most of the altar, Dugu was anxious: "Hey! Wouldn't you just want to use this opportunity to drink more bars?"

Dugu Xiaoyi gave his Brother a harsh white look, and said, "No one else is in a hurry. What are you anxious for?" Duguying scratched his head and sat down, staring at the wine jar in the hands of Jun Moxie ... ...

Suddenly!

Jun Moxie raised his head, swiped with his right hand, and hit a snapping finger, clear and crisp, saying: "I have it!"

Under the expectation of everyone, Jun Dashao proudly read his own affiliation: "Smelly stinky street, human shit, shit, pig shit, **** shit, **** shit, scum of stink smell. , Stinks for ten thousand years, ten thousand years alone. "

Shocked!

"Absolutely, it's absolutely true ... by fragrant to stinky, by feces against flowers ... vomiting ..." Tang Yuan hurriedly jumped out to praise, but he hadn't finished talking about already's "absolute" in his mouth. Disgusted a bit, speechless, just feel sick and nauseated in the stomach ...

This pair is right ... it's absolutely terrible-disgusting people are terribly disgusting, plus just eaten a lot of things, it's strange to vomit if you're not disgusted ...

Everyone looked strange, and looked at Jun Moxie with grief. Suddenly, a wow, the small Princess Hanyan dream of Fengxue Silver City ran out with her mouth covered, and then all the big Young Lady swarmed her bees and covered her mouth. A small step ...

Finally, even Dugu Xiaoyi ran with her mouth covered, and before she ran out, she hated Jun Moxie for a while.

"Who dares to say that I am not right? We are working steadily but not steadily!" Jun Moxie shook his arm and grabbed a crab. He pulled out the crab yellow and stuffed it into his mouth. Here, chewing.

The crowd watched him stuff the yellow crab crab into his mouth, remembering the disgusting affiliation just now, everyone's face was pale again.

Everyone is speechless: The pair is indeed right, and they also scolded these great Confucianists. The phrase "Confucian stink remnant" alone can make the old masters angry. Hands and feet trembled. As for the rhythm, even Kong Lingyang and Mei Gaojie did not dare to say that such a couplet was not aligned or neat, but ...

You're right when this couplet is eating, isn't it deliberately ugly? You went up to the second league, but it made everyone lose their appetite ...

"Feng Shui turns, now it's my turn to answer the question." Jun Moxie proudly waved the half of the crab in his hand: "Remember that half a month ago, that day, I was at home, er ... study poetry, suddenly My grandfather came to visit with an old friend. The old friend ’s name was very strange, so I was very impressed; his last name and his name are still; he gave my grandfather a picture, which was a lotus picture he drew. Leaving a Shanghai Alliance, my grandpa and his elderly have consulted a lot of people and did not come up. "

Speaking of this, Dugu Xiaoyi and all the girls came back with pale faces one by one. Everyone stared at Jun Moxie with hate and stared at him.

He said here, someone from already asked curiously, "But I don't know what the Union League is saying?"

"This Shanghai couplet is very simple, only seven characters-draw a lotus monk painting." Jun Moxie hummed twice, throwing this out absolutely. As for this black pot, it was directly deducted from Mr. Jun, who is now present anyway and is not afraid to wear help. In this world, or there are too many people who can't be trusted, but his grandpa is definitely one of the most worthy of his trust!

Don't say to lie face to face, even if it's not face to face, Grandpa must wipe this **** on his grandson!

"Draw a picture of a lotus monk ... draw a picture of a lotus monk ..." Everyone frowned in this one. At first glance, it seems simple, but if you touch it carefully, everyone is taking a breath.

It can be read anyway, and the meaning is the same anyway; a person's name is embedded in the middle, anyway; the two words at the beginning and the end are the same, but they are the same, but they are the opposite.

Everybody in the old frowns frowned, never thinking that this evil-doing, non-learning, and inexperienced trick would throw up a big problem!

Faced with the eternal absolutes like this, the talents of Wenxing Academy have fallen into a hard battle like never before! Twenty talents frowned at the same time, and everyone racked their brains, thinking hard.

The problem already was solved by Jun Moxie, even though the second league is quite unbearable, but it is right, but this is a fact that already cannot be changed. However, his own side is unable to show anything. If he can't answer in the end, it means that the entire Wenxing Academy is stumped by Jun Moxie.

This is an incredible "myth"! But this myth happened!

If the academy's ingenuity still can't solve this absolute perfection, it will be stumped by an unskillful son ...? ? How shameful would that be? In the whole floating astronomy, countless people are exhausted and exhausted. After accumulating only a few, they can barely match up, and whether it is artistically, rhythmically, or other conditions, they can be stable and seamless. Not a word.

It's so absolute that it's simply too difficult for these talents to find out in a short span of time.

The two masters are also thinking hard!

Mei Gaojie Mei Master frowns bitterly and slowly paces back and forth; shaking her head from time to time, muttering: "No, no!" Then she continued to meditate.

Kung Lingyang, Mr. Kong, was motionless. He closed his eyes and looked up at the sky. His face was a deep reflection of thinking. From a distance, it seemed that the wrinkles on his face were deeper. Snow is like silver, which makes people look like they can't help but have a sad mood.

Actually, this showdown was aimed at the talents of Wenxing College who were present. The two old masters should not be involved. Strictly speaking, it is against the rules, but it is related to Wenxing College for more than a century. Since the reputation, the two old masters ca n’t care less.

As for Master Junda, he doesn't even care about that, let alone add those two old ghosts, even if you find ten or twenty more?

A little bit of time passed, a piece of incense spit out the green smoke, and finally turned into ashes.

A miracle didn't appear!

"I'm not sure! I confess!" Han Zhidong bowed his head suddenly, and could not help but develop a heartfelt and strong sense of frustration. He, the talented student cultivated by Wenxing Academy, was in front of Jun Moxie's brother Right pair lost!

At this moment, he almost wants to die!

"No! Although you lost, it wasn't you who lost! At least it wasn't you!" Jun Moxie half lay on his chair, slowly extended a finger, and shook gently: "Because It's not you who bet with me! You, at best, are just a **** here, the most inconspicuous pawn, and you are not qualified to bet on me! In any case, you are not qualified! You are far behind ! "

After speaking, Jun Moxie raised his chin and looked at Mei Gaojie and Kong Lingyang with a smile and said, "Two old masters, you say, right?"

"We lost!" The two old men were ashamed, and their eyes were gone when they just came in. As the nation's recognized talent, the man who carried the tripod at Wenxing College, Actually, he had to confess his defeat in front of Jun Moxie. This strong humiliation made both old men feel like they were better off than they were.

Kong Lingyang trembled his lips and whispered: "The old man fulfills his promises, and since then, Wenxing Academy, in front of you Jun Moxie, don't talk about couplets!"

For a while, the crows and birds were silent in the hall.

Jun Moxie sighed. He was very respectful of the two old men's demeanor, and was unwilling to force the other side to such a point. The two men organized Wenxing Academy to choose the best. Records, to train the talents for the imperial concubine; and among the students selected for the Wenxing Academy, they have never been poor, only learned, and ignored the rich and the wealthy. Only these points are worth admiring!

But these two people, while respectable, still have too many shortcomings. In terms of knowledge alone, two people are naturally enough, but in terms of methods and purposes, they are wrong! They only pay attention to the cultivation of academic ability, but ignore the shaping of character!

Teachers, it ’s not just about teaching.

Before Jun Moxie crossed, there was a word spreading: Teacher, engineer of human soul!

It is true that the so-called generation of great Confucianism, the disciples taught by them are all knowledgeable, outstanding poetry, very good strategy, and more deliberately to cultivate their political ability, which can ensure that once they enter the career path, they can use their learning as soon as possible And their own talents; but they have overlooked that if they have a bad heart, everything is for profit, and the center of everything is only around their own gains and losses and prosperity, then such officials will be extremely terrible!

If you don't say anything else, let's consider Wenxing Academy. There are thousands of disciples in the name of the two old men!

Once these people have left the school and entered the officialdom, either high or low, or rich or poor, but it is undeniable that everyone can find their own errands, even if they can't dominate the officialdom, but the disciples from Wenxing College , But it is an excellent staff member of the major power families; even the most disadvantaged, can be a master or copywriting job.

How much harm will this group of people who have stepped into the society do without moral education? This is simply unimaginable!

So, Jun Moxie is not used to this! Very uncomfortable, even despise!

So, even if these two old men are furious today, Jun Moxie won't feel that he is doing something wrong! I even think it should be.

I'm not a good person, and I'm not interested in caring for the sufferings of all peoples, but if you are going to bully me, you can't help but do it for you once.

The world makes people sigh, Jun Moxie sighed; look at you being forced, even the killer has become a guardian. Suddenly, the Junda Killer feels noble.-Damn, Lao Tzu is a wanted person no matter which world he goes to. He will also save people from suffering, and Jie Cang was born upside down ... Um, although all this has not happened yet ...