Becoming a Saint by Leisure Reading Chapter 2: Tian Dao’s Parent Simulator

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    陈洛再一次睁开眼睛,感觉到一片眩晕,很显然是之前被打的后遗症。陈洛缓了一会,这才四下打量起来。

Chen Luo opened his eyes again and felt dizzy, which was obviously the sequelae of the previous beating. Chen Luo slowed down for a while, then looked around.

  比起第一次苏醒躺在棺材里不同,这一次陈洛是睡在一张绣床上,轻纱拢帐,绣枕锦被,鼻尖微微能嗅出一丝花草的香气。陈洛脑中略微一转,就知道这里是姐姐陈萱的闺房。

Compared with the first time he woke up and lay in a coffin, this time Chen Luo slept on an embroidered bed, with a light gauze curtain, embroidered pillows and quilts, and the tip of his nose could smell a faint scent of flowers and plants. Chen Luo’s mind turned slightly, and she knew that this was her sister Chen Xuan’s boudoir.

  侧过头,果然看到陈萱趴在房中的桌子上已经入睡。陈洛仔细看了看陈萱,在前身的记忆里,陈萱是一个手段凌厉的女人,对自己还算不错,但是自己不敢太亲近。

Turning her head to the side, she saw Chen Xuan lying on the table in the room and falling asleep. Chen Luo took a closer look at Chen Xuan. In her predecessor’s memory, Chen Xuan was a woman with sharp methods. She was not bad to herself, but she didn’t dare to get too close.

  此时在陈洛看来,前身简直就是猪脑子,这陈萱若是放在自己前世的蓝星,妥妥千万粉丝级别的大美女。

At this time, in Chen Luo’s view, her predecessor was simply a pig’s brain. If this Chen Xuan was a Blue Star in her previous life, she would be a beauty with millions of fans.

  果然,在弟弟眼里,再漂亮的姐姐都是如花。

Sure enough, in the eyes of the younger brother, the most beautiful sister is like a flower.

  奈何,现在这具身体,就是个弟弟。

However, this body is now a younger brother.

  陈洛心中暗叹一口气,没有惊动熟睡的陈萱,而是整理起自己的思绪……

Chen Luo sighed inwardly, instead of disturbing the sleeping Chen Xuan, she sorted out her thoughts…

  很显然,刚才的梦境,是自己的金手指到账了。

Obviously, in the dream just now, my golden finger has arrived.

  就是那本《钟馗略传》!

It’s the “Zhong Kui Biography”!

  这么说也不算准确,严格来说自己的金手指应该是自己未来将会获得的所有的书籍。

It’s not accurate to say that, strictly speaking, your golden finger should be all the books that you will get in the future.

  说到这里,就要重新回顾一下前身的记忆了。

Speaking of which, it’s time to revisit the memory of the predecessor.

  这是一个仙侠世界,但是和陈洛前世在网文上读到的修真练气那样的仙侠世界不同,此方世界获得力量的方式是——读书。

This is an immortal world, but it is different from the immortal world of cultivating qi that Chen Luo read on the Internet in his previous life. The way to gain power in this world is by reading.

  据说此方世界的文字曾经是天道投影而成,这样的文字被称作“雅文”,而阅读由雅文抄写的经典,便可以从中获取超凡力量。

It is said that the texts in this world were once projected by heaven. Such texts are called “Yawen”, and by reading the classics copied by Yawen, one can gain extraordinary power from them.

  读儒门经典,可养浩然正气;读道门典藏,可生先天源炁;读佛门经文,可悟轮回真意。

Reading the Confucian classics, you can raise the righteousness; reading the Taoist collections, you can give birth to the innate source; reading the Buddhist scriptures, you can realize the true meaning of reincarnation.

  由此,开创出儒、道、佛三条通天修行路。

From this, three paths of Confucianism, Taoism and Buddhism were created.

  于是这个文化程度类似华夏唐宋的世界,儒、道、佛三教兴盛,各类典籍也如瀚海微鱼、漫天繁星,多不胜多,数不胜数。

So this world is similar in culture to China, Tang and Song Dynasties, where Confucianism, Taoism, and Buddhism flourished, and all kinds of classics were like tiny fish in the vast sea and stars in the sky.

  但是!

But!

  典籍虽多,却只有三教经典。

Although there are many classics, there are only three classics.

  这个世界却没有什么梨园戏曲,评书话本。

There is no Liyuan opera or storytelling in this world.

  没有四大名著,没有临川四梦;

There are no Four Great Classics, no Linchuan Four Dreams;

  没有唐志怪传奇,没有明清小说;

There is no Tang Zhiwei legend, no Ming and Qing novels;

  没有神话故事,没有鬼怪笔记;

No fairy tales, no ghost notes;

  没有蒲松龄,没有吴承恩;

No Pu Songling, no Wu Chengen;

  没有汤显祖,也没有冯梦龙;

There is no Tang Xianzu, nor Feng Menglong;

  从这个角度来说,简直就是一个文化荒漠。

From this perspective, it is simply a cultural desert.

  而陈洛在梦境中得知,那梦笔生花的花海,包罗万象,全部都是儒、道、佛三家经典之外的书籍。

And Chen Luo learned in the dream that the sea of ​​flowers in the dream is all-encompassing, and all of them are books other than the three classics of Confucianism, Taoism and Buddhism.

  真·课外书大全!

A complete collection of extracurricular books!

  “也不知道那些书籍有什么效果,还有,《钟馗略传》看上去和捉鬼专业对口,但真的管用吗?”想到这里,陈洛从床上坐起来,准备将脑海中的那篇《钟馗略传》写下来试试,结果一起身,立刻惊醒了正在熟睡的陈萱。

“I don’t know what effect those books have. Also, “A Brief Biography of Zhong Kui” seems to be a match for ghost hunting, but does it really work?” Thinking of this, Chen Luo sat up from the bed, ready to put his mind on it. The “A Brief Biography of Zhong Kui” I wrote down and tried, and when they got up together, they immediately woke up the sleeping Chen Xuan.

  “小洛!”陈萱看到陈洛苏醒,立刻扑上来,将陈洛紧紧抱住,“你终于醒了。脑袋还疼不疼?饿不饿?还是想喝水?”

“Xiao Luo!” When Chen Xuan saw that Chen Luo was awake, she immediately jumped up and hugged Chen Luo tightly, “You finally woke up. Does your head still hurt? Are you hungry? Or do you want to drink water?”

  被陈萱抱满怀的陈洛瞬间满脸通红,在前世,陈洛拜各种短视频APP所赐,美女虽然见了不少,但是真正亲密接触仅限于握手。

Chen Luo, who was hugged by Chen Xuan, was instantly flushed. In her previous life, Chen Luo thanked various short video apps. Although she saw a lot of beautiful women, her real intimate contact was limited to shaking hands.

  “还……还行……”陈洛僵硬地回答道。

“It’s okay… it’s okay…” Chen Luo replied stiffly.

  “不对,你心跳怎么这么快?”陈萱纤手一翻,落在陈洛手腕处,微微皱眉,又探手摸了摸陈洛的额头,“脸怎么这么烫?你等着,我去让管家喊郎中……”陈萱说着起身就要往外走,陈洛连忙抓住陈萱:“等一下。”

“No, why is your heart beating so fast?” Chen Xuan flipped her hand over and landed on Chen Luo’s wrist, frowning slightly, and then reached out and touched Chen Luo’s forehead, “Why is your face so hot? You wait, I’m going to ask the housekeeper to call Langzhong…” Chen Xuan got up and was about to go out, Chen Luo quickly grabbed Chen Xuan: “Wait a minute.”

  陈萱转过头,秀眉蹙起:“怎么了?”

Chen Xuan turned her head and frowned, “What’s wrong?”

  陈洛连忙回道:“我没事,可能是被子捂的。你看,现在好一点了。”

Chen Luo hurriedly replied: “I’m fine, maybe I’m covered by the quilt. Look, it’s better now.”

  陈萱又把手搭在陈洛的脉搏上,感应到陈洛的脉搏确实恢复了正常,这才点点头,看了一眼被子,说道:“你的房间之前做了法事,现在住进去不吉利。我让小环给你换一套薄一点的被子进来。”

Chen Xuan put her hand on Chen Luo’s pulse again and sensed that Chen Luo’s pulse had indeed returned to normal, so she nodded, glanced at the quilt, and said, “You did a ritual in your room before, and now you live in it. Unlucky. I’ll ask Xiaohuan to change you a thinner quilt.”

  陈洛点点头,陈萱又上下打量了陈洛一番,这才走出了房间。

Chen Luo nodded, Chen Xuan looked at Chen Luo up and down again, and then walked out of the room.

  看到陈萱离开,陈洛长吐一口气,老实说,今后怎么和这个美女姐姐相处,自己还是要做一点心理建设的。

Seeing Chen Xuan leaving, Chen Luo let out a long sigh of relief. To be honest, how to get along with this beautiful sister in the future, I still have to do some psychological construction.

  骨科想想就行,真得了那就要命了!

Orthopedics just think about it, if you really get it, you will die!

  此时房中只剩下陈洛一人,陈洛从床上下来,随意套上鞋子走到书桌前,铺开纸张,执笔沾墨,开始书写《钟馗略传》,得益于前身的记忆,雅文陈洛也已经完全掌握,一手毛笔字也在中上水准。

At this time, only Chen Luo was left in the room. Chen Luo got off the bed, put on his shoes at will, walked to the desk, spread out the paper, dipped the pen with ink, and began to write “The Brief Biography of Zhong Kui”. Memories, Yawen Chenluo has also fully mastered, and the brush calligraphy is also at an intermediate level.

  陈洛拿着毛笔,正要朝白纸上落笔,此时突然感觉到一股莫大的力量降临到自己的身上,阻止自己写下去。

Chen Luo was holding a writing brush and was about to write on the white paper when he suddenly felt a great force descend on him, preventing him from writing.

  “这是……天道之力?”陈洛又懵了,在前身记忆里曾经提过,在这个世界想要写书做文章,须符合天道真意,这也是读书能获得力量的根本原因。若是得不到天道认可~IndoMTL.com~是不可能落笔成功的。也正因为如此,此方世界使用“雅文”书写的书籍只有三教经典。

“This is… the power of heaven?” Chen Luo was stunned again. He once mentioned in his predecessor’s memory that if you want to write a book and write an essay in this world, you must conform to the true meaning of heaven. This is also the foundation of reading to gain power. reason. If you don’t get the approval of Heavenly Dao ~IndoMTL.com~, it is impossible to write successfully. Because of this, the only books written in “Yawen” in this world are the classics of the three religions.

  这个天道,像极了小升初的家长——家里不许有闲书!

This heavenly way is very much like the parents of Xiaoshengchu – no idle books are allowed at home!

  就在此时,陈洛仿佛看到自己笔下的白纸上浮现出梦境花海里呈现的《钟馗略传》,这幻象一晃而逝,但几乎同时,陈洛也感应到加在自己身上的天道之力也同时消失了。

At this moment, Chen Luo seemed to see “Zhong Kui Biography” appearing in the sea of ​​​​dream flowers on the white paper under his pen. The power of the heavens on his body also disappeared at the same time.

  “原来如此,只有在梦境花海中得到的书籍,才能在此方世界的天道之下写出来,得到天道认可。”陈洛心有所悟,“若是我现在要写西游记,哪怕只是口述,估计天道之力也会让我有口难言……”

“It turns out that only the books obtained in the sea of ​​​​flowers in the dreamland can be written under the heavenly way of this world and approved by the heavenly way.” Chen Luo understood, “If I want to write Journey to the West now, even if it is just an oral narrative. , it is estimated that the power of heaven will also make me speechless…”

  想到这里,陈洛也不耽搁,立刻开始书写《钟馗略传》。

Thinking of this, Chen Luo didn’t delay, and immediately began to write “The Brief Biography of Zhong Kui”.

  《钟馗略传》并不长,寥寥数百字而已。这篇文章出自《历代神仙通鉴》,又名《三教同源录》,乃是清代长篇白话小说。

“Zhong Kui Biography” is not long, only a few hundred words. This article is from the “Shenxian Tongjian of the Past Dynasties”, also known as “Three Religions Homologous Records”, which is a long vernacular novel in the Qing Dynasty.

  “钟馗,系陕西终南山人,少时即才华出众……于是,唐玄宗命吴道子将梦中钟馗捉鬼情景作成一幅画,悬于宫中以辟邪镇妖。”

“Zhong Kui, a native of Zhongnan Mountain in Shaanxi Province, was talented at a young age… So Tang Xuanzong ordered Wu Daozi to paint a picture of Zhong Kui catching a ghost in his dream and hang it in the palace to ward off evil spirits and ward off demons.”

  当陈洛落下最后一字的时候,那纸张突然无风而起,悬浮在半空中。那纸上的墨汁所写的文字猛然间金光大放,而在这金光中,一道身影缓缓从纸张中探出头来。只有数秒时间,一个丑陋大汉便从纸张中升腾而出,落在陈洛面前。

When Chen Luo wrote the last word, the paper suddenly rose without wind and was suspended in mid-air. The words written in the ink on the paper suddenly burst into golden light, and in this golden light, a figure slowly protruded his head from the paper. In just a few seconds, an ugly big man rose out of the paper and landed in front of Chen Luo.

  那丑陋大汉身高接近两米,豹头环眼,铁面虬鬓,面目狰狞,身着红色朝服,头戴状元帽。他面色凝重,打量了陈洛片刻,拱手抱拳,躬身施礼,道——

The ugly big man is nearly two meters tall, with a leopard head with eyes, iron face and long temples, and a ferocious face. He is wearing a red court uniform and a champion hat. With a solemn expression on his face, he looked at Chen Luo for a moment, cupped his hands and clasped his fists, bowed and saluted, and said—

  “某家钟馗,见过主公!”

“A certain Zhong Kui, I have seen the master!”

  

       

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