Automotive Black Technology Chapter 1072: : Special guest, Li Fanyu!
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When a large group of people rushed to the test drive gate behind the flagship store, they saw the I8 whose body was already covered in dust. It was driven at a speed that a normal driver would never be able to drive. He rushed towards the simulated bridge like flying.
“Oh my God!” Seeing such a scene, a salesman immediately exclaimed and covered his mouth with his hands: “It’s over, it’s over, this I8 is useless! What should I do? What should I do? What if someone goes out? Whatever happens, we will definitely be sued!”
After quickly judging the current situation, the manager ordered the security guards in a hurried tone: “Quickly find a way to stop the car! Be sure to ensure the safety of the customers on the car!”
The three security guards present rolled their eyes. Damn it, at this speed, did you ask us to stop the car because you thought our lives would be long-term, manager?
Seeing that no one around him made any move, the manager Chen Hua stamped his feet fiercely, “Who is driving now? Is it our salesperson or the customer?!”
A salesperson raised his hand and quickly replied: “Report to the manager, I saw Liu Xi getting into the car with a middle-aged customer. The customer should be driving!”
“Liu Xi? That one who is in the internship period? How can he be allowed to take customers for a test drive alone? What a nonsense!” Chen Hua almost squeezed out a sentence through his teeth.
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw that the I8 had rushed onto the simulated bridge left behind by the original driving school.
The simulated bridge made of cement is about ten meters long, with a **** of thirty degrees. With a burst of sound in the air, a scene that everyone couldn’t bear to watch happened.
With the blessing of huge speed, I8 was like a fighter jet that had reached the critical point of taking off. It jumped up along one end of the simulation bridge with a “whoosh”!
“It’s over!”
All the staff present were shocked.
Chen Hua’s legs went weak; at this speed… a car was destroyed and a person was killed. It seemed that one of these two situations that could make him unemployed would definitely happen…
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Different from the depressing atmosphere at the scene, the atmosphere in the Pinche.com live broadcast room was already extremely exciting;
“Damn it, it’s flying! It’s really flying!”
“BMW i8: mmp! What are you going to do to the Lun family?!”
“Ahhhh! It’s so fun to drive like this! It’s even more fun than playing Need for Speed Hot Pursuit! I went, I went, I went!”
“Fly! Fly! Fly! The mysterious driver has made a contribution! Don’t give that bad salesman any chance! The great Pinche.com mysterious driver, he has inherited the fine tradition of committing suicide in “Top Gear”! Ah! Ronso, Rosberg, and Kimi are all here!”
“Hey, hey, hey! Then the sales can’t be done, he can’t do it! He’s going to vomit!”
“I vomited fog grass! Although it’s a bit disgusting to see people vomiting in the live broadcast, I just want to say; it’s so exciting!”
……
The I8 did not crash and kill people as people expected.
At a high speed of 185KM/h, the car flew high at one end of the bridge. But with the double insurance of speed and aerodynamics, it only flew nearly six meters before landing firmly on the bridge.
“Ugh! NMB, vomit…”
After ten minutes of intense driving, Xiaoxi couldn’t bear it anymore. While spitting out the sour water churning in his stomach, he raised his **** to the middle-aged man who already hated him to the core of his bones.
The man smiled slightly and responded to his **** with a series of snake-like movements that could make people feel dizzy – Xiaoxi vomited even more.
Seeing that Xiao Xi next to him had already dyed the map with vomit on his decent white shirt and black suit, the man wrinkled his nose and opened the car window a little.
After feeling a burst of fresh air mixed with the smell of dust hit his face, the man took a deep breath. He seemed to be talking to himself, with a hoarse and slightly old voice;
“My dear friends, I8 has unparalleled body stabilization function. When any tire becomes airborne or loses friction, the steering system will automatically adapt to keep the body stable. This is what we just flew up and landed on. The key point is that the body did not lose control on the ground, and everyone must have seen the S-shaped position I just made. Generally, the EPS and differential systems will intervene after the jump and landing. If the action is repeated, it will definitely be the same. GG’s rhythm. From this point of view, it is no exaggeration to say that the I8 is the best-handling and most stable car on the market. ”
Netizens in the live broadcast room have been kneeled by this mysterious driver;
“6666666666666! I’m so sure!”
“9: I am actually 6, but the old man is too strong and can’t roll over even if he drives like this, so I have no choice but to roll over!”
“What’s the use of my knees!” “Top Gear” can someone stand up and explain to us who is driving this car! His driving skills are so slippery, I’m afraid it’s not like usual The corpse brother in the show!”
“Nah! At first, I thought Lao Tie had acting skills, but now it seems that his driving skills and understanding of I8 are also outstanding! Although this is superficially a show-off, but it seems that the ultimate goal is to die. Take a test drive on the I8! ”
“With such great driving skills, he dares to test drive a newly launched luxury car so violently, and he has the courage to play so unscrupulously on Zhengxin’s territory. I seem to have guessed who this great master is.”
Just as netizens began to speculate on which way the driver was “seeking death”, the man seemed to have had enough fun and began to slow down the car.
While driving along the ring road of the test track towards the entrance of the starting point, he said to himself, “Okay guys, this is the end of the performance test drive of the I8 today. About this car For more functions of pure electric sports cars, such as Internet of Vehicles, intelligent assisted driving and connection with Benben APP software, please pay attention to the latest episode of “Top Gear” in three days.”
“Damn it, Master, don’t turn off the live broadcast! Leave your name!”
“The passing geese leave their voices, and the passing people leave their names. Lao Tie, please tell me your license plate number. If there is a chance, we will meet in front of Qiu Mingshan Mental Hospital!”
“Yes, God! Who are you?! It doesn’t matter that we are confused, please let the person next to you understand!
“The voice sounds like he is in his forties, slightly fat, with a beer belly and a beard. Please investigate Conan. Is there any domestic driver who meets these standards?”
“Copudi tells you, no! Our country’s racing industry has only started in the past ten years. Let alone domestic, even Chinese drivers in their forties can be said to be rare. There are only a few in total. , If you are really one of those great masters, you can tell at a glance, but I can responsibly tell you, absolutely not!”
At this moment, as if he had guessed the doubts of the live broadcast netizens, the man ended the live broadcast, which lasted about fifteen minutes.
His voice suddenly changed, with his trademark cynicism and frivolity, he lowered his voice and smiled: “Goodbye, old friends, I am the special guest of this episode of “Top Gear”, Li Fanyu.”
“Shit! Brother Fan! It’s actually Brother Fan!”
“Aha? Brother Fan, what’s wrong with you? Brother Fan? I saw you a few days ago and you were still covered in tendons. How come you have a beer belly?”
“Pfft hahaha! I seem to understand what’s going on.”
“Thinking about what happened, I just want to say…Brother Fan, the creators of “Top Gear”, you **** won! I just want a knee, here it is!”
When Li Fanyu lowered his voice and revealed his identity, the live broadcast room completely exploded.
At this moment, I8 braked and stopped steadily in front of the anxious crowd.