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Bai Xiaofei hurriedly followed into the living room while thinking wildly: “Thank you for saving me, little-big, big, big, uncle!”
Bai Xiaofei originally wanted to call the female angel who saw righteousness and bravery, Miss. Later, I thought that the word “Miss” already has a special meaning now, and it has become a proper noun for the girl washing her hair and feet, so she wanted to change it. Become a “big sister”. But when he walked into the living room and saw the figure sitting on the sofa clearly, the word “big sister” was stuck in his throat forcibly, and the one who burst out of his throat was the “uncle” whose voice had changed!
Yes, it’s the uncle, or the unshaven **** uncle!
I saw a person sitting on the sofa in the living room, with a smooth long hair that can be used as a rejoice shampoo advertisement, wearing a tight sweater, a step skirt, attractive black silk, and a pair of feet commonly known as hate. Sky-high pointed high heels. It is the most popular fashion dress for little women.
However, the other party’s flat chest, raised Adam’s apple, and full-faced beard all show that this is an out-and-out uncle.
The uncle looked at Bai Xiaofei’s dumbfounded look, rolled his eyes, and pinched his throat: “Why? Was scared by my appearance? Don’t be afraid, it’s not what you think, I’m not a **** , And not a homosexual, just a girl cartoonist. Because drawing girl manga requires a deep feeling and comprehension of the girl’s heart, so I dress like this, hoping that my body and mind can be integrated into the comic girl image I created. Don’t be afraid, come, sit next to my sister, you were scared just now in the hallway.”
The corners of Bai Xiaofei’s eyes twitched, this twisting sound, coupled with the fading sound, uncle, did you know that you are more disgusting than those outside with long tongues. I heard that nine out of ten cartoonists are ****, and the remaining one is paranoid. Sure enough, the rumors are true.
However, at any rate, Uncle Comics just saved his life. Even if he is a ****, he is still a person. Unlike Brother Corpse, he is going to eat people. Bai Xiaofei laughed dryly. After all, he still didn’t dare to sit down beside Uncle Comics, and took a seat on the small solo sofa next to him.
Manga uncle keenly saw Bai Xiaofei’s awkward look–a cartoonist, his eyesight was originally different from ordinary people–he smiled, pointed Lanhua, took a brand-new comic, and handed it to Bai Xiaofei:” Look, this is my work. It’s very beautiful, I will give it to you.”
Bai Xiaofei took a look, and saw that the cover was a shy girl head portrait with a pear blossom and rain. The letter “Xin Ping Mei” was written in three large characters, and there were two small lines below “Use the girl’s body to feel the magic of love”, and then another. Looking closely, I discovered that the month printed on the cover is actually next month. This is a sample issue that only the cartoonist can get.
Heh, this **** uncle, is really a cartoonist, ah, it seems that he is really not a ****, wearing this suit is just experiencing life.
Bai Xiaofei remembered that many famous cartoonists in the Japanese country with the theme of “selling meat” are all of the uncle level. I heard that in order to draw cartoons that best reflect the beauty of women, some uncles paid a lot of money to buy them. The purpose of creating different styles of **** is to confirm the different feelings of wearing different ****. In contrast, the uncle in front of him is already normal.
Bai Xiaofei quickly pulled back his somewhat nonsensical thoughts. In any case, the uncle in front of him is his lifesaver, not to mention that he is not completely safe now-this building is occupied by the vine corpse brother, and he and Uncle, to be precise, staying in the “body” of Brother Vine Corpse, this, this is not a problem!
Bai Xiaofei asked impatiently: “Uncle, what’s the matter with this building? Those vines should be a variant of Brother Corpse, right? And those heads with long tongues, shouldn’t be eaten by Brother Vine The occupants in the building have changed? You can’t stay here for a long time. Let’s get out. Uncle, you must have a way, right? Since you dare to live in this building alone, you must have a way to deal with this vine corpse brother, right? “
Bai Xiaofei kept breathing out, pouring out all his doubts. Uncle Manga sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, a **** appeared under his pants, and he stretched out his thumb to dig his nostril. He completely exposed his true face as a wretched middle-aged bad uncle.
He ate and said: “Brother Vine Corpse–you gave this monster this name, um, it’s pretty vivid, but this guy is scarier than any vine in the world. All the residents in our building are This guy ate it, and I recognize those heads hanging on the ceiling-Xiaoguan next door, Fatty, Zhenzhen on the third floor, ah, yes, all three of the Wang family on the fifth floor were eaten by Brother Vine Corpse .”
“I have personally seen how the vine corpse can eat people. Those tentacles will grow sharp needle points. If they are pierced anywhere on the body, the strong man will pass out. Then, grow. The short and long vines will roll over and wrap the whole person into a cocoon. Inside the cocoon, all the meat and bones are digested into liquid and absorbed by the tentacles, leaving only the head and becoming part of the vine corpse brother.”
“Don’t underestimate the long tongues hanging in the heads’ mouths. They don’t look sharp at all, but they are actually very tough. Normal knives and other things can cut those tongues constantly. If you get entangled, they will look like It’s like being wrapped around by a python, strangled to death.”
Bai Xiaofei’s face turned green when he heard it next to him. This is truly called Hell Nowhere. In order to get rid of the centipede corpse brother, he took the initiative to run into the more terrible vine corpse brother’s belly.
Uncle Manga saw Bai Xiaofei’s face pale, put down his hand that was picking his nostrils, stretched it over, and patted Bai Xiaofei’s shoulder: “Don’t be afraid, this vine corpse has a weakness. , I’m a little afraid of the strong light. We’re turning on the light in this room and it won’t force it in.”
Lights–how many light bulbs are you pinning your life on? !
Bai Xiaofei felt a sense of powerlessness–Uncle, this vine corpse has almost covered the whole building with vines, and the switch will be broken by then, the light in your room is still useful!